Disclaimer:
Me: I'm so glad that you let me own Twilight Stephanie.
SM: What? I never told you that you could own Twilight. LIAR!
Me: But I baked you some cookies! You ate one!
SM: That doesn't mean you get to own Twilight!
Me: Did you check the license on the back?
SM: *flips over a cookie* Woah! How did you write this small?
Me: I'll tell you if you let me own Twilight!
SM: Well…no! Oh and since I didn't eat the whole cookie then that means that you can't own Twilight but you can write a story on FanFiction!
Me: YAY! Wait…I…can't…own…Twilight. NOOOOO! :-( Oh well!

As you can see from that Disclaimer I own nothing:-( But SM ate half of my cookie xD

"The next one is to go hide behind a clothing rack and when someone looks through it yell 'Pick me! Pick me!' Isn't it just perfect for me?"Alice asked.

"Alice anything that includes being hyper and clothing is ALWAYS perfect for you." Emmett said.

Alice gave him a glare and he hung his head. We were in hysterics. "Well then pixie are you going to do it or not?" Emmett said cautiously. He didn't want another glare from Alice.

With that said Alice went and hid behind a clothing rack that she thought was decent enough to be hidden upon in the Juniors department. She gave us a thumbs up saying that she was ready. Then a couple of girls came by and looked at the clothes on the rack Alice started saying "Pick me! Pick me!" in a whisper.

Then one of the girls pushes the clothes to the sides revealing Alice. The girl said, "You do realize that we're not stupid? Well you might not, I don't know if a ten year old does."

That got Alice mad. "I'm eighteen and I was having a hard time figuring that out because…well you're all blondes. " Alice said harshly.

We were laughing so hard. Then the same girl noticed us and walked towards us. "Oh is the rest of the gang here?"Lilly said.

"Hey don't talk to my family like that. I know that you don't want to mess with us." Edward said.

"Or else what?" Lilly asked.

"Or else you will get a restraining order put against you. And maybe even something else."

Then the three girls ran away cowering in fear. "Good job Eddie boy!" Emmett said.

"Don't call me Eddie ever again Emmett! It's getting annoying!" Edward said.

"Wanna wrestle over it Eddie?" Emmett said.

"Here, no. But home, yes. Now what's the next thing on the list?" Edward said.

"The next thing is when an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..'No!No! It's those voices again!'" Alice said.

"This will be good." Emmett said rubbing his hands together and laughing.

"And since Bella is the only one that hasn't done something off the list she has to do this one." Alice said making me scared.

"No Alice. Not this one. Why can't Emmett do it? He would love it mire than me." I pleaded.

"Well…I guess that Bella can do another one but I have to pick it out." Alice said.

"Okay Alice." I said.

"Emmett you're up." Alice said.

Emmett walked around the store for five minutes waiting for a announcement. He was in the most crowded part of Walmart when it came on. Emmett covered his ears, crawled up in the Fatal position, and yelled "NO!NO! It's those voices again!".

This went on for ten minutes when finally Alice told him that it was over nine minutes ago. He got up and walked over to us. "Hey! Did you like?" Emmett asked.

"Yeah!" Alice said.

"Of course I did! I wouldn't be able to do it like you." I said.

"Sure I did." Edward said.

"Are you being sarcastic Eddie?"

Edward just growled in response. Then a Walmart employee ran over to us and as he was getting closer we ran. "You'll never catch me alive copper!" Emmett said while running.

"Mostly because you're already dead." Edward said under his breath.

We ran off to the other side of the store to do the next thing on our list.

A/N: Sorry that I haven't updated but my summer is super busy! I just got back from vacation! YAY! An eight hour drive back but it was SO worth it! Oh and I hope that I didn't offend people that are blonde I just wanted to put it in as a comeback! Trust me I'm a blonde myself… or was because my hair is turning into a brown!

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