A/N: Hey sorry that I haven't updated my story in a while but don't worry I haven't given up on this story! On with the story!
Disclaimer: OMG! Sorry I lied! The story will be back soon! But before I get on with the story time for the *dramatic pause* DISCLAIMER! DUN DUN DUN! *Between sobs* I…own…nothing of…twilight…because SM…said I…couldn't!*breaks out into a huge crying fit and fills her bedroom with tears* Now finally (drum roll please) THE STORY!
"Okay Bella the next thing you're doing. It fits your personality perfectly!" Alice said scaring me a little.
What could fit me perfectly except for getting me out of here!? Edward noticed my concern and smiled his breathtaking smile that always calmed me. "It will be okay love." He whispered reassuringly.
"Bella you will do this 'While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are' " Alice said quoting the list.
Oh no. I could never do this. I guess that Alice was blocking her mind because Edward growled when she said that. "You can't be serious Alice." Edward said.
"Oh believe it Edward. I know that both you and Bella have suicidal problems and desperately need anti-depressants. You know maybe the both of you should do this." Alice said making both Edward and I growl.
"I'll do it since I was being a coward before and I'm the only person that hasn't done something. I'll be fine Edward. I promise." I said noticing Edward's worry.
I walked over to the hunting department with everyone following. But before I could get to where the guns were I heard someone say, "Alice why did you call us?" It was Jasper talking. And he was with Rosalie. Oh great.
"Just you two come over here and watch Bella!" Alice said.
They both walked over to where the rest of them were and Alice waved for me to continue. I walked up to the worker that happened to be a guy. The worst part was that he was checking me out. Emmett and Jasper had to restrain Edward from launching himself at the worker. I guess that his thoughts weren't so good. I asked the worker if I could see a gun. He quickly handed me the one I pointed at (I chose pink or else Alice would kill me when we got home and lecture me again about fashion). While I was holding it I asked, "Hey do you know where the anti-depressants are?"
The look on the clerk's face was priceless. I now knew why Alice, Emmett, and Edward liked it so much. I looked back at my family and they were laughing their heads off. "Hey! "The worker, Jacob said running towards us, "There's the people that made me trip on a tripwire! GET THEM!"
I put the gun back said thanks to the worker and then we all ran away at a faster than human pace to the opposite side of the store. "Nice one Bella." Jasper said about the prank.
"Thanks" I said back.
"Okay! Now that we've done your prank Bella we have to do either Jasper or Rosalie."Alice said in a general like voice. I guess you learn how to speak like that when your husband was in the Civil War.
"The next one is 'throw skittles at people and yell taste the rainbow!' So who's up?" Alice asked.
Rosalie pointed at Jasper and Jasper pointed at Rosalie. Everyone except for Rosalie and Jasper were laughing. "Okay I guess that I'll choose...Jasper!" Alice said and Jasper looked horrified.
Jasper's look on his face put the rest of us into another round of laughter. Jasper walked up to the candy isle, purchased a bag of skittles and sat down on a bench inside. The rest of us were hiding behind a shelf. "Three…two…one" Alice whispered.
As soon as she finished saying one a person walked right by Jasper and he pelted them with skittles while yelling taste the rainbow. It was hilarious! The next thing we knew a little kid ran up and started to eat the fallen skittles. Then Jasper took a handful of skittles and threw it across the store so fast that a human couldn't see. "AHHH! IT'S RAINING SKITTLES!" a person yelled from across the store.
That made us laugh so hard that I think the whole store shook. Jasper did this a few more times before coming back over and bowing. We clapped and then laughed again. "Okay the next one's Rosalie's." Alice said and Rosalie gulped.
A/N: I'm supper sorry for not updating! I was taking a break from writing for a while. That and I was writing some other stories but I don't know if I'll post them. I'd like to say thanks to all of my dedicated readers and sorry again for not updating! Have you read Edward's Help by Myworldisfiction? If not then you HAVE to! It's amazing! I loved it! Oh and I forgot to mention that I don't own Skittles. Sorry.
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