If you have seen the potion class with Snape and Darren on youtube, you will understand Kurt's feelings about Blaine swearing.
"Thanks again." Kurt said once Blaine closed the front door. "If you hadn't have put him straight, no pun intended, I'd still be petrified." Blaine came up behind Kurt and wrapped his arms around the younger boy's small waist.
"Well then call me your Mandrake." He joked. Kurt smiled then rushed to get his keyboard from his room. Blaine set down hi guitar and tried to tune it until he heard a scream. "Kurt?" He raced to the basement. To find Kurt laughing next to Mercedes and Brittany. "What the..."
"Hey Curly." Brittany smiled, "We were going to abduct Kurt because we thought he was home alone and well I wanted to go shopping..."
"But..." Mercedes cut in, "It looks like you have something to...occupy your time with. Play nice, white boy." She winked and snuck out with Brittany through the window they came in.
"What they heck? Did they just break in randomly?"
"Yeah, they do that." Kurt smiled. "Wierdly enought others have tried to no prevail, oddly they are the only ones who can break in." He laughed.
"Wow, thank gosh you're definatley gay or I'd be in trouble."
"Oh no, I've dated Brittany and Mercy had a crush on me."
"What!" Blaine yelled. Kurt laughed and patted his chest,
"Relax. I'm gay, remember?"
"Dated Brittany?" He asked in confussion.
"Trying to look straight...and failing." Kurt smiled. "We going to practice or what?"
"Yes, I'll go get my guitar...from upstairs. Accio guitar! No that didn't work. Be right back." Blaine headed for a door,
"That's the closet genius, door to the stairs is that way."
"I knew that!"
"Spy time?" Brittany asked.
"Call Santana, tell her bring a camera." Mercedes smiled.
"So are we doing the talky bit beforehand or not?" Kurt asked and Blaine stummed aimlessly on his guitar.
"Two swear words Schuester would kill me for? No." Blaine smiled. Kurt pouted. "What?"
"Nothing."
"Kurt..."
"Your...kinda hot when you swear." Kurt blushed.
"Swearing? Really?" Kurt nodded, "I'll remember that. Anything else you like?"
"Hrm, thoses pink sunglasses of yours." Kurt winked. "Now I'm distracted. No focus, come on we need to practice this." Blaine moved very close to Kurt to have a look at the sheet music. "Blaine?"
"Yes?"
"Distracted again." Blaine smiled at this and planted a small kiss on his cheek. Kurt shook his head and started to play. As soon and Blaine began to sing he messed up the notes causing his boyfriend to laugh.
"Distract you again?" Kurt nodded. He tried to start playing again but Blaine set down his guitar and grabbed his hands and pulled him away from the piano.
"Blaine, what are you...?" Kurt began but was cut off by Blaine's lips.
"You need a break if you keep getting so distracted." He mumbled into Kurt's neck.
"Yeah, kay. Break sounds very, very good." Blaine smiled and grabbed Kurt's faces pulling him into the intense kiss. Kurt wrapped his legs around Blaine's waist to stop himself falling off his stool. Using this to his advantage Blaine picked the smaller boy up and held him to a wall. "Blaine," Kurt said between kisses. "If I let go I'm going to fall!"
"Then don't let go."
"What I miss?" Santana asked,
"Blaine and Kurt are making out." Brittany said from her hiding place. "You bring a camera?"
"Of course! This should get princess back for mocking my hair last week." Santana growled.
"There was a bump in it!" Mercedes laughed, "Oh, my, wizard, god." Mercedes gasped.
"What?" The cheerleaders said in unison.
"Blaine has him against the wall!"
"What?"
"Seriously," Mercedes put her bitch face on, "Y'all need to stop that."
"Blaine, do you know how long I'll have to wear a scarf for?"
"A long time." Blaine smiled. Then they saw the flash. They froze first of all then took in their positions. Kurt had his legs around Blaine's waist, his hands tangeled up in his boyfriends curly hair. Blaine had one hand on the wall the other on Kurt's ass, He also had his head buried into the boys neck. Next they took in the girls laughter.
"Mercedes! Brittany! Your dead!" Kurt called, untangling himself from Blaine.
"Why? I had the camera."
"SANTANA!" Blaine yelled. They boys rushed outside and found the girls.
"Sorry to disturb you two, oh and Kurt, your fly is down." Santana smiled. Kurt's eyes widened and he turned red whilst pulling his zipped up.
"When did you do that?" Kurt whispered, Blaine just smiled. "Mercy? You were in on this?"
"Nah, I was spying to see if your song was good, but you kept getting 'distracted' didn't you?" Kurt blushed again. He then felt a hand on his shoulder.
"What the devil is going on here?" His Father asked. The girls tried not to laugh as the colour drained from the boys faces.
"N-nothing Dad." Kurt smiled.
"Anymore." Brittany added. Kurt shot her a glare. "I'm leaving...for the ice cream van. Santana I need your help." The two girls ran laughing down the street. The glare was on Mercedes.
"I...coming Brittany!" She tore off after them. Burt turned back to the boys.
"Kurt, your hair is never messed up what...You two, inside. Now." They walked into the house well aware the girls were watching through the living room window,Kurt would kill them later.
"Ok first of all, you are?" Burt asked.
"Blaine, sir. Blaine Anderson." He smiled extending his arm out. When Burt didn't take it he drummed on the sofa arm.
"I mean who are you to my son?"
"Dad." Kurt groaned.
"No, I need to know." Burt glared at Blaine.
"I'm...I'm his boyfriend." Blaine stuttered.
"Why were you two out yelling at the girls?"
"They were spying on our glee assignment." Kurt informed.
"Why is your hair messed up? Don't say from chasing the girls because I know you to well." Blaine sank into his seat, praying the shotgun rumours weren't true.
"I was...acting out...a Lucious Malfoy scene. He whips his hair a lot. Then I saw the girls."
"Kurt!" Burt stood up, "D-do you think I'm dumb? Oh sorry, did I just stutter?" Blaine and Kurt bit their lips to not laugh, "Something funny?"
"No, definately not." Kurt added. The girls outside laughed.
"Did you hear something?" Burt asked. Kurt's mouth hung open so Blaine helped out,
"No, only quiet. Maybe one raindrop." Kurt now burst out laughing.
"Kurt this isn't funny? Did you two..."
"Uh! Dad no!" Kurt stood up now, "Do you not trust me?"
"I do Kurt but when ever all you heard on the phone at night is 'Oh my ga ga Mercedes isn't Blaine just like Supermegafoxyawesomehot!' when you haven't even met the guy you start to wonder!" Burt said putting on his best Kurt voice.
"First of all, I do not sound like that. Second of all Blaine Anderson is the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest man you've ever met... I mean...forget the sexy part." Kurt said in his bitch voice, then stupidly at the end.
"Wait a minute. Supermegafoxyawesomehot and sexy?" Blaine smiled, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh my god, Blaine shut up!" Kurt moaned, sitting back down.
"Kurt I don't doubt that he is..." Burt sighed.
"Awkward." Blaine said in a sing song voice.
"Blaine." Kurt growled,
"Shutting up."
"...But you guys are both teenagers, and things can get carried away. I just want you to know if he pressures you at all I'm here." Burt smiled at Kurt, then turned to Blaine, "And if you pressure him at all I will make you wish you were never born, got it?"
"Got it." Blaine gulped. Burt kept his glare and walked out of the room. "Wow, he was scary."
"Could you be anymore inappropriate!" Kurt yelled.
"Well you just called me sexy when we haven't really passed just saying hot yet to I was making sure I heard you..."
"Awkward? In that voice!"
"I was trying to lighten the mood!" Blaine defended. Kurt the stormed out of the room in a dive huff. Blaine then moaned and sank his head into the sofa. Burt walked back in.
"What's the matter? Was it something I said?" Burt laughed.
"Now two people are mad at me." Blaine sighed.
"Meh, hang in there. " Burt said patting his back, "Kurt will be back in a second to yell about the girls, 3 2 1..."
"Blaine! Santana won't give me her camera. Which by the way has facebook on it." Kurt yelled from the door. Blaine's eyes widened, Wes and David had facebook, he'd never hear the end of it.
"Coming!" He raced out but Burt caught his arm.
"Hey, slow down." Blaine turned to face him, looking scared again. "Relax, I don't bite. Your his first boyfriend I just, I just want to make sure he isn't rushing into anything. He's been though a lot."
"Mr Hummel, I really care about your son and I would never do anything that I thought could hurt him." Blaine said truthfully. Burt smiled.
"Then I approve, go on before he kills you."
"BLAINE! GET YOU DAPPER ASS OUT HER NOW!"
"Give me the camera, Santana!"
"Kinky! You wanna see it? Well so would facebook!"
"Santana don't!" Kurt yelled. Blaine appeared behind Santana and quickly picked her up around the waist. She screamed and dropped the camera in shock. Blaine dropped her before she started kicking. Kurt grabbed the camera and scrolled through the pictures.
"Ah, so that how you did that, well played." Kurt winked at Blaine. Brittany was now smiling.
"All pictures sent!"
"What!" The boys yelled in unison.
"I took photos too, mainly before making out, that was too hot to miss." She handed Blaine her phone. Kurt on the Piano, Blaine beside him on guitar, both looking loveingly at eachother.
"Ok that one is cute." The next was Kurt going red and Blaine leaned down to see the music, "Aw Kurt! Your face!" The next was the kiss on the cheek. "Profile picture!" Blaine yelled, showing it to Kurt.
"Oh my wizard god! My hair sucks!"
"Anyone signing today?" Mr Schue asked. Artie raised his hand. "All yours Artie."
"Thanks, I'll be singing..."
"To dance again?" Blaine interrupted.
"Well...yeah." Artie smiled as the music started. "Brittany, could you help me out?"
"Course sweetie."
When I was a boy
An orphan boy
Id love to move my feet
Id hear a tune and start to swoon
My life would seem complete
The other boys would laugh and jeer
But Id catch em tappin their toes
Cause when Id start to sway, theyd get carried away.
And oh, how the feeling grows
Id take my foot
My little foot
And with that foot
Oh, how Id start to shake
Brittany tapped the beats after foot. And tapped around Artie during the song.
I take two feet
two tiny feet,
Hey look! Thats neat!
its coming true
I finally get to dance again! Wahoo!
To dance again
Ive been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now, at once, a chance appears
to hear that beat, so on your feet
Its time to dance again!
(spoken) Cmon potter! Imperio!
You take your foot
Your little foot
Hey look! Your foot!
See how it starts to shake
Brittany then joined in for Quirrel.
Ooh try his arms!
How bout a twirl!
Hes like a girl!
How overdue!
I finally get to dance again with you!
When the both started to sing together Blaine leaned over to Mercedes, "Have you seen Kurt?"
"Not since lunch," She shrugged. Not the answer he was after.
To dance again!
Ive (youve) been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now at once a chance appears
Its lovely swaying, and the musics playing
So come on! Lets dance again!
Artie: Everybody!
Glee cub:
I take my foot!
(Artie: You take your foot)
My little foot!
(Artie: Take that little foot!)
And oh my foot!
(Brittany: Lemme hear it now!)
Look how it starts to shake
OH, Voldys back
(Artie: Hello world!)
For the attack
(Brittany: Im gonna getcha!)
Hell take over the world, its true
But first theres something hes gotta do
ALL:
He'll dance again!
Hes been waiting all these years
To dance again
Now at once a chance appears
Artie:
Everybody make way for a pas de bourre
ALL:
It's time to dance
It's time to dance
Its time to dance again!
Everyone started to clap and cheer. Brittany gave Artie a quick kiss then sat back down.
"Well done Artie!" Mr Schue cried, "That was really good!" He then looked around the room. "Uh Blaine? Where's Kurt?"
"I don't..."
"I'm here, sorry I'm late." Kurt sighed walking in. But Brittany caught every ones attention.
"Why are you wearing make up?"
"What! I'm not." Kurt defended.
"No no no, my girl has the make up power. Why are you?" Santana ordered. Blaine looked angry now.
"Kurt..."
"I'm not!" Kurt said. Quinn then realised something else.
"Why are you clutching your jacket closed?"
"It's cold."
"Kurt it's boiling." Quinn replied. Kurt just ignored the looks and sat down. Sensing his discomfort Mr Schue carried on.
"Hummel!" Puck yelled, the rest of the Glee club in tow, after Kurt who raced out at the end of Glee.
"I'm sorry, I didn't say anything!" He cried, then turned around and sighed. "Oh it's just you." Santana appeared behind him and held him back while Brittany attacked him with make up remover. "Stop it!"
"Why are you wearing make up?" Santana persisted.
"Ow!" Kurt yelled once Brittany touched his cheek. The boys each got an angry look in their eye. They knew why he was wearing cover up.
"Brit, stop it now. We know." Finn instructed, but Brittany had all the make up off. Everyone gasped at Kurt's huge black eye. "Who."
"Finn relax, it was nothing..." He raised his arms, his jacket openedand they all saw his torn white shirt, slightly red around the tear.
"Who did this Kurt?" Sam growled.
"I hit my head and fell. My shirt caught on a handle no one did it..."
"Kurt." Blaine squeaked. Kurt couldn't look at him, "No, you look me in the eye and say you did it by accident. Then I'll believe you." Kurt looked up at Blaine. He opened his mouth then shut it and looked down, "What I thought."
"Kurt, just tell us who did this." Rachel soothed.
"Who the hell do you think?" Kurt sighed. "Karofsky."
"That's it." Mercedes yelled, "Karofsky is going down."
"Avada frickin kedavra." Santana smiled.
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