"Hey." Kurt smiled when he felt arms wrap around his waist.
"Hey," Blaine smiled back, placing his head on Kurts shoulder,"You busy?"
"Yes, I have Cheerios."
"Well ditch."
"Well no." Blaine pouted,
"Why!"
"Sue is scary." Kurt smiled untangling himself. "I'll see you later."
"Fine."
"Why is Finn wearing that shirt again?" Kurt asked Sam in the locker rooms. Football ended the same time Cheerios did.
"What's wrong with it?" Sam replied, pulling on his shirt,
"It has an F on it! Blaine and I couldn't stop laughing when he wore it the other day."
"Well, maybe its because he is a dumbass?"
"Proabably." Kurt smiled. He winced putting a new layer of concealer on his eye.
"How is your eye?" Sam asked in concern.
"Purple." Kurt replied, "But over the years I have learnt to cover up well." Sam put a hand on Kurt's back,
"You shouldn't have to." Then he left.
"I'm home, I still don't know why you're checking up on me." Kurt sighed, closing the door.
"You were kidnapped and beat up, good enough reason?" Blaine asked.
"Tolerable. Listen a word from Finn, Rachel is discussing competition tomorrow. You going to be ok?"
"Yeah fine. I gotta go Kurt, my Mom is making kissy faces everytime I say your name or smile while on the phone to you." Kurt laughed,
"Then don't smile."
"It's hard to when I'm talking to you."
"CHEESY!" Kurt heard Molly yell,
"MOM!"
"Hey Kurt," Molly smiled taking the phone, "Blaine and I were wondering..."
"What? I never dicussed anything..."
"If you wanted to come over for dinner tonight."
"Oh...kay." Blaine chuckled.
"I'd love to Ms. Ande...Molly. I'll just check with my Dad and send Blaine a text."
"Ok sweetie. Oh could you pick up some Redvines on your way over? Blaine is running low and getting huffy."
"I AM NOT!"
"Sure thing, Bye Molly."
"Bye Kurt."
"MOM DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP THAT PHONE..."
bleep.
I can go, how many Redvines you need? Kx
As many as Humanly possible. I'll pay you back so go nuts. Bxx
Prepare to lose a lot of money ;) Kxxx
For Redvines? YAY :D Bxxxx
Kurt knocked on the door and Molly answered,
"He's upstairs listening to music, oh cool you brought Red vines! Gimmee a packet? Thanks I need these to live." She rambled.
"That's where he gets it." Kurt laughed walking up stairs. He knocked on Blaine's door to no answer, "Blaine?" Was he singing? Kurt nudge the door open and found Blaine jumping over furniture with his headphones in.
"So baby c'mon c'mon." He jumped of his bed, "Oh don't you tell me no, there you go again, you're t-ten outta ten, sorry did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know, but there you go again, you were never my friend, you were never my, you were never my...Kurt!" He gasped seeing his boyfriend in the door frame.
"Don't let me stop you." He smiled, "That was pretty hot." He blushed. Blaine's eyes then fixed on the huge bag in Kurt's hand.
"You brought Red vines!" He launched at the bag,
"You asked me to didn't you?" Kurt laughed, holding the bag over his boyfriends head.
"Hey no fair!" Blaine moaned like a five year old.
"You want them? Come and get them!" Kurt smirked, running to the other side of the room.
"Oh its on!" Blaine yelled running after him. Kurt jumped past him and ran downstairs, sliding down the banister Blaine followed. Kurt ran past Molly.
"Hey Molly!"
"Hey Mom!" Then ran out into the garden and Kurt seemed to be slowing only to take a sharp turn left and run faster. "Why are you so fast?" Blaine called,
"Years of running away!" Kurt laughed. Blaine didn't know how he could see that as a good thing. No, Redvines were the focus now. Blaine sped up, "Oh my Rowling, your not so bad yourself!"
"Years of wanting Redvines!" Blaine quickly ran over to the trampoline and lay down, avoiding sight from Kurt. Said boy turned around,
"Blaine?" He was walking slowly towards the trampoline. "This...This isn't funny Blaine." He stood, cluthcing the Redvines right infront of the trampoline. Blaine sat up and jumped,
"Surprize attack!" Kurt spun around and screamed as Blaine landed on top of him. He grabbed the Redvines and laughed,
"Victory! Kurt? Hello?"
"You scared the crap out of me! You little sh..."
"KURT! BLAINE! DINNER" Molly called.
"Ok I'm sorry," Blaine reached out his hand, "I promise not to do it again if you never keep me from redvines." Kurt looked at his hand,
"An unbreakable vow?" Blaine nodded, Kurt smiled and took his hand, "And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!" He laughed at Blaine's shocked expression.
"Thats the second time that's happened!" He cried.
"Oh there is so much I'm going to have you do!" Kurt laughed. Blaine smirked,
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"Like...um, dinner. Yes lets go."
"Distracted again." Blaine sang.
"Your Mom is an amazing cook!" Kurt complimented, flopping down on Blaine's bed with a copy of Vogue.
"I know!" They heard Molly yell. Blaine sat down next to Kurt.
"Want to watch a movie?" Blaine asked.
"Hrm, what do you have?"
"Harry Potter and Spiderman."
"That's sad." Kurt smiled.
"I didn't think you'd want to watch Disney." Blaine replied. Kurt's head snapped up,
"What kind of Disney?"
"Beauty and the Beast." Blaine blushed.
"Put it on! We are watching that!"
"What? Don't you want to watch..."
"Slave. For 24 hours. Disney. Now!"
When Gaston stabbed Beast Kurt gasped and hid his face in Blaine's shoulder, which he noted was getting wet. He smiled and put his arm around the crying boy.
"You know how it ends, silly." Blaine laughed.
"I know. But it's still sad, and sweet and romantic." Kurt cried. Blaine rubbed circles into his arm and noticed after the last petal fell Kurt was quiet. He looked down on the now sleeping boy. Molly knocked gently on the door and came in.
"Hey, Awwww! That is so cute! I'm getting a camera!"
"Mom!" Blaine hissed, trying not to wake Kurt. The younger boys brow furrowed and he mumbled something, then pushed himself closer to Blaine. Blaine smiled and brushed a hair out of his face, it softened and then smiled. Blaine yawned and put his head on top of Kurt's. He thought he only closed his eyes for a minute but the sunlight streaming in woke him. He looked at his clock and saw it was six thirty. He looked down and Kurt was still snuggled up next to him but now they had a blanket over them and a note from Molly.
Don't worry I called his Dad. I found the other cheerleading outfit in his bag
and put it in the wash, explain the blue flavouring at breakfast. I'll wake you up at seven if you
aren't already up.
Mom x
Blaine smiled a noticed the folded up uniform on his bed. He nudged Kurt,
"Hey babe, you need to get up."
"Hrm? Not now Daddy, five more minutes."
"I'm not Burt, babe. Wake up." Blaine chuckled.
"No. Need coffee." Kurt mumbled, pulling the blanket over his head.
"Hrm, is that a hair out of place I detect?"
"WHAT!" Kurt jumped up. "Ow." He said holding his head, "Up to fast." He looked around the room, "Oh nuts, my Dad is..."
"He knows, Mom called. Your uniform you took home to wash is on the bed, Mom got the slushie out for you. You can borrow a pair of my boxers if you want and yes there are hair products in the bathroom." Blaine smirked at groggy Kurt.
"Oh thak Ga Ga! I love you." He smiled planting a kiss on his lips, jumping over the sofa bed, grabbing his clothes and shot into the bathroom.
"Where were you all night, white boy? I was at your house at you weren't!" Mercedes asked in home room.
"Sorry, I was staying over at Blaine's." Kurt smiled.
"Oh! All is forgiven, now details." Kurt told her and she smirked, "That is adorable. And Molly has pictures?" Kurt held out his phone, "Awwww! That is too cute!"
"I know, he really is."
"I was talking about both of you. Oh boy, you got it bad." She laughed.
"Guys, I have a question." Mr Schue asked, "How would you feel if we preformed A very Potter musical, I asked and apparently there is a huge fanbase in school. And Dalton."
"I think it is a great idea!" Rachel said, "I'll play Hermione!"
"Frumpy? You can do that." Kurt quipped.
"But, we need to talk about competition, like strengths and stuff." She stated,
"Warblers are particularly good swayers!" Blaine smiled standing up,
"What the hell is a Warbler?" Brittany asked. Blaine smiled at sat down.
"No Rachel,lets talk about parts!" Mr Schue continued, "Hermione, Rachel. Harry?"
"Blaine." Everyone said together.
"Ron?" He asked.
"Me." Puck smiled.
"Ginny?" Kurt raised his hand, "A girl please."
"Dammit," Kurt pouted. Brittany raised her hand.
"Okay Brittnay it is!" Mr Schue smiled. "Draco?" None of the girls raised their hands."Girls come on!"
"Mr Schue I want to be Cho Chang." Santana stated. "Quinn will be Draco."
"Uh no way! I'm not rolling on the floor!" Quinn snapped. Kurt raised his hand,
"If I may, I think the sequel would be better. There are more parts, and the one liners are funnier." Others made sounds of agreement,
"Brittany, that makes your part quite small." Mr Schue replied,
"Oh Ok! I get to hold hands with Puck. Aren't I Rita Sneaker too?" Brittany smiled,
"It isn't sneaker...only if no one else takes that part." Mr Schue sighed. "Right, Snape?" Finn raised his hand, "Good, Dumbeldor?" Everyone pointed at him, "Ok, Serious Black?" Artie raised his hand, "Ok, Umbridge?" Sam raised his hand. "Lucious Malfoy and Draco, who wants who?"
"I'll play either." Kurt stated.
"I'll be Lucious, I can dance and my signing isn't too bad." Mike smiled.
"Anybody else want to be Draco or can I give it to Kurt?" Mr Schue asked.
"Kurt." Everyone said.
"Right, parts sorted. I'll print out scripts for tomorrow. Now anyone else want to do their song?" Mr Schue asked. Tina raised her hand. "Take it away boys."
"Stutter." The couple said in unison.
"Am I predictable or are you two physic?'' Tina muttered. "I'm signing the Umbridge version. I know that dude who played Harry did a version too but I didn't really like it as much."
"What! His version was way better and sexier may I add." Kurt smiled.
"I agree." Blaine winked. Tina rolled her eyes and began.
Remember that time?
When you wouldn't talk to me?
No you wouldn't talk to me
Yesterday.
We were gettin' along!
We had that little dance-y thing!
Well here's a song I sing
My way,
It was gonna be fine.
But you didn't wanna be,
Be the man who'd be with me-
No way.
But now you sayin' it's time-
Why you gotta be like that?
I don't like the way you act
Round me.
So baby come on, come on...
Oh don't you tell me to go,
And say "I'm the one,"
D-d-do you think I'm dumb?
Sorry- did I just stutter?
Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end...
You were never my friend,
You were never my-
You were never my lover!
Remember that night?
When I saw you tremblin' there?
I remembered, "I don't care,"
'Bout you.
I'm rememberin' how
You thought you were at the top,
Well I think we're better off
Without you!
And I got your number-
And I don't mean in my phone;
Would've already just thrown it out,
If I'd known about
The way you'd bitch and moan,
Remember that way-
How you were way outta line?
Well now you're way outta time!
So tell me what you want on your tombstone!
Come on, come on...
Oh don't you tell me to go,
And say "I'm the one,"
We're dur-dur-dur done!
'Scuse me, did I just stutter?
Artie looked away, clearly he was still mad about the stutter lie and this was hitting a nerve. Brittany took his hand and smiled, annoying Tina
Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end...
You were never my friend,
You were never my-
You were never my lover!
It's too bad you a loser.
Too bad you waste my time.
Good thing that I'm around
To keep your ass in line!
Won't tell you what you know,
But this is the end...
You were never my friend,
You were never my-
You were never my lover!... You were never my-
You were never my lover!
Tina was normally a bland performer, but even though she just stood there not moving there was a hidden meaning to the song, with a fire behind her eyes.
"Thank you Tina." Mr Schue smiled then they were distracted by teenage dream playing. Blaine mouthed sorry and answered the unknown number.
"H-h-hello?"
"S'up dude."
"OH MY WIZARD GOD RON!" Blaine cheered.
"Ron? I thought he was called Don!" Kurt growled. Putting Blaine's phone on speaker.
"Who was that buzz kill?"
"His..."Kurt began.
"Friend." Blaine finished. Kurt looked hurt, "Hows Hermione?"
"I thought she..." Kurt whispered almost to himself.
"Oh shes good. We kinda got together." Ron answered.
"Oh cool. Where did you guys go by the way?" Blaine questioned.
"This private school in England. Hogfarts, dude its amazing, only three 11 year olds get accepted per year!" Blaine looked hurt.
"Oh. Yeah, awesome. W-who was the other?"
"Hrm, Harry? Harry Potts. He's so cool he made you look like a dork!" Ron laughed, "No offence Blaine."
"None taken." The look on his face said differently, "Why call now if I can ask?"
"Jenny misses you." Ron laughed. Kurt's mouth fell open, "I mean you kissed her then left for that boarding school. She came to Hogfarts the next year. Her and Harry hit it off." Kurt's eyes welled up with tears and Blaine looked down.
"Harry sure sounds awesome."
"He is! He's the coolest dude in the whole wide world. I just called because I heard this crazy rumour your, you'll laugh at this, that you're gay! Ha, funny right?" Kurt looked at Blaine, hoping for the opposite of what he did.
"Ha! Hilarious." He laughed. Everyone looked at Kurt who had his eyes closed and was biting his lip. "But probably cos it's...sorta...kinda...true." Blaine muttered. His eyes flashed open.
"Wait what? You're joking right?"
"Nope." Blaine chuckled, "I'm gay Ron."
"Dude, you never told me? You broke Jenny's heart like that? Not cool. Was that girly little buzzkill your boyfriend?" Kurt closed his eyes again.
"Yes and don't speak about him like that."
"Why not, your at least normal with it. He sounded like a stupid trany wannabe."
"Shut up! He is not!"
"You changed, Anderson. I'm glad we got away from you while we had the chance."
"The feeling is mutual." Blaine said hanging up. He looked at Kurt, "Kurt..."
"Don't. You lied about your friends names, scared I'd look them up and cyber stalk them?"
"N-no..."
"You KISS and break a GIRL's heart. You let him make fun of me, if he didn't know you were gay you would have kept it as I was your friend. You only raised your voice slightly to defend me and badly at that. Just, just leave me alone for a while Blaine." Kurt said, his voice breaking in the middle of his last sentence.
"Kurt I..." But Kurt shrugged off his hand and ran out of the room in tears.
"Way to go Blaine." Puck growled. Blaine stood up and ran after him.
"Kurt, Kurt wait."
"Go away." Kurt snapped hearing the footsteps running towards him.
"No way." Blaine smiled turning Kurt around. "I'm sorry, Ron made me revert back to the why I used to be."
"Why did you lie about the names?"
"Ron and Hermione? Really you're asking? I thought you'd have thought I was making it up." Blaine blushed. Kurt laughed.
"Forgiven. Sorry I'm just weird today. One of those days."
"Well," Blaine smiled taking his hand. "I FIND it quite cute."
"Places!" Mr Schue shouted, "Take it from Ron's line." Puck put a hand on Blaine's back,
"Hey do you want a delicious," He looked out to the audience in a chessy comerical way, "Red vine?" Blaine did the same,
"Absolutely!" He took a Red vine.
"These are my favourite snacks."
"Oh my God me too."
"CUT! Why is the packet nearly empty?" Mr Schue yelled,
"They're good!" Puck cried. Blaine smirked,
"Finger lickin good." Kurt laughed backstage.
"Ok guys take a break."
"Kit kat?" Blaine smirked again,
"No one is laughing anymore Blaine." Mr Schue growled.
"I AM!" Kurt called. They all went backstage. Rachel was meditating next to a metronome, the ticking distracting Finn in his costume.
"Snape Snape Severous Snape, Snape Snape Severous Snape." Mr Schue smiled and added,
"Dumbeldor!"
"Snape Snape Severous Snape, Snape Snape Severous Snape."
"Dumbeldor." Puck smiled and joined in.
"Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley, Ron, Ron, Ron Weasly." Rachel smirked.
"Hermione."
"Ron, Ron Weasly."
"Snape Snape."
"Hermione, Hermione, Hermione." Blaine then whipped his hair with his part,
"Harry Potter Harry Potter URGH Harry Potter Harry Potter URGH Harry Potter Harry Potter YEAH Harry Potter Harry Potter that's me!"
"Snape!"
"Harry!"
"SNAPE!"
"HARRY!
"SNAPE!"
"HARRY!"
"SNAPE!"
"HARRY!"
"DUMBELDOR!"
"Herrrrrrrrrrrrmione."
"Ron Ron..."
"Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter Harry Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter." They all sang together.
"Singing our song all day long at Hogwarts!" They all burst out laughed when Kurt laughed evily.
"Voldemort, Voldemort oh Voldy Voldy Voldy VOLDEMORT! Wa wa wa wa wo."
"We finally got that rehearsed!" Kurt clapped.
"You were, wow." Blaine sighed.
"Oh you like me signing that high?"
"I like you singing full stop." Blaine smiled, putting his guitar away. "Looking forward to rehearsals tomorrow?"
"Hrm? What scences we doing?"
"Let the games begin and DADDY YOU CAME TO LOVE ME!" He said mocking Kurt. He playfully punched the older boy's arm.
"Ha ha ha. No. I don't sound like that." He said sassily. "Oh, I just got a text from Sam!" Blaine burst out laughing, "What?"
"Sam is playing Umbridge!"
"Fine, I got a text from Umbridge, everyone is going round to his house for a movie night. You wanna go?" Kurt asked.
"Hrm, What movie?"
"Uh lemme check...Spiderman 3."
"I hate that movie."
"Me too, wanna go make fun of it?"
"Sure!"
"Kurtie!" Brittany yelled when the too arrived, "Sit with me, I need to talk to you!" Kurt smiled apologetically at Blaine and sat with Brittany.
"What's up boo?"
"Are you OK with me dating your boyfriend?" He heard Blaine spit out his drink in a spray from behind him. He smiled.
"Of course, babe."
"What! I'm not dating..." Kurt turned around.
"Harry dates Ginny, gosh Blaine keep up." Blaine's mouth opened and closed like a fish. Brittany looked puzzled, "He doesn't get it, forget about it."
"He's slow."
"A little bit yes." Santana laughed behind him, "Mind out of the gutter." He growled making her laugh harder.
"Guys shut up the movie is starting!" Sam called. Kurt and Blaine laughed the whole way through it.
"I'm allowed to break the law because I have a sick daughter and I'm a freaky sand monster!" Blaine mocked.
"Oh MJ marry me even though I keep getting my ass kicked and my mask ripped of dramatically and everyone knows who I am! a boo hoo hoo!" Kurt mocking in fake tears. The boys kept laughing.
"Guys, shut up." Sam snapped.
"Look I is Venom!" Blaine exclaimed putting a pillowcase over his head.
"Ah we meet again, prepare to be scared by my BELLS RINGTONE!" Kurt said pointing his phone at him.
"Ah I'm melting!" They fell to the floor laughing.
"What is wrong with the movie!" Sam snapped again.
"It's predictable!" Blaine began,
"He kidnaps his girlfriend." Kurt continued.
"Shocker!" They said together raising there hands.
"His friend hates him then is friends with him again." Blaine carried on.
"And he jumps out of the way at the last second." Kurt moaned,
"To fall over with his crying girlfriend."
"And ripped mask."
"Then dramatic music."
"The end."
"Predictable!" They sighed together.
"Oh and Harry Potter isn't?" Sam quipped.
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!" Kurt and Blaine cried.
"You did not just go there!" Blaine yelled.
"It's boring and unrealistic. Practically cringy and plotless not to mention pointless." Sam smiled. "And The actors are awful." The movie stopped. Blaine had his hands balled into fists, Kurt held him by the forearm and shoulder to keep him back.
"We're gonna go for a walk. C'mon Blaine." Kurt said tugging him along, "Blaine, c'mon." Blaine turned reluctantly and left with Kurt.
"Wow," Puck laughed, "I thought he would kick your ass!"
"This is a better movie night than Sam's." Blaine smiled, snuggling into Kurt's couch. Kurt could handel superheros very well, hence the Batman marathon.
"Dude! Open the door we know you have Batman!" Finn cried.
"Yeah Spiderman sucks!" Puck moaned. They just laughed and turned up the volume.
"Robin is my favourite." Blaine stated.
"Really? Huh, interesting." Kurt smiled.
"How so?"
"I sorta see you as Batman, so your looking for a sidekick but are too worried about them to let them get close."
"Wow. Who's your Favourite?"
"Heath Ledger's Joker."
"Joker!" Blaine gasped, "If I'm Batman that makes us mortal enemies!"
"Not the way I look at it. They are so different they work. They need each other to sort themselves out. The Joker always finds a way back to Batman some how. Like two sides of a coin."
"Two face's." Blaine muttered.
"Think about, they are the good and bad of life. Both have no real family, one became evil the other good. They both have a twisted sense of justice and they both need each other."
"Huh, never looked at it like that." He then let out a scream when the 'Batman' body hit the window.
"Relax, Babe. I'm here." Kurt smiled putting an arm around his boyfriend, "And your here with me, nothings ever gonna bring us down."
"I love you Kurt."
"I love you too."
"Guys, I don't normally suggest violence," Mr Schue began, "But I have an Amazing idea for a prank."
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Kurt stood in the hall, he hated being bait. Finn, Sam and Puck were hiding in the choir room. Blaine tucked inside an open locker ready to pounce. Now to wait.
"Hey Ladyboy! Your prep school boyfriend really pissed me off, tell him to back off before I make good and the threat to kill you." Karofsky snarled.
"Now!" Kurt yelled ducking. Blaine jumped out and threw a stuffed snake, with a mouse trap mouth, at Karofsky's southern area. He gasped in pain and stumbled backwards, where Brittany and Santana were lying down ready to trip him, he fell right into the paddling pool of slushie the three boy's just set up. Every flavour, to make sure. Then the rest of glee appeared and threw slushies at the jock. Then Kurt stepped forward, with an Extra large, Extra tall, Extra cold Huge slushie.
"Hummel, I'm sorry-" He threw it at his face, "Oh my God gross! EWWY!" he then realised what he said, "I mean, man up Hummel it isn't that bad."
"Really?" He ripped the Snake off. "Still not that bad? Word of warning, don't cross any of us again." Brittany then smiled, lifted up the front of his pants and poured slushie down them.
"The mouse trap was my idea." She smiled. Then they all walked off linked arms, high fiving Mr Schue entering the choir room. Then a collective gasp was heard.
"Is that-" Blaine gawked,
"No way-" Santana smiled,
"Man-" Puck whistled,
"That is a BOSS Zefron Poster!" Kurt cried.
"A little present to motivate you all." Mr Schue smiled. He knew his little muggles well.
Potter Puppets Pals reference! Sorry, it had to be done. I hope you like this chapter and continue with all your lovely review favs and alerts!
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Thats right a tri wizard tournament. A gleek gets their heart broken. Finally no way! and wait...your birthday? No, I DIDNT FORGET!