"Blaine?" Kurt sighed, standing outside his boyfriends house clutching his hand. "I'm nervous. What if he doesn't like me?"
"Why wouldn't he, you're amazing." Blaine smiled kissing Kurt's flushed cheek. Kurt smirked and followed Blaine inside. "Albus? Albus it's me and Kurt."
"Honey calm down he isn't here yet, you two get some Molly time!" Molly smirked swaying her hips whilst walking into the living room with the boys. She wrapped her arms around Kurt. "Hey Kurtikins, haven't seen you in a while."
"I know far to long!" Kurt laughed.
"Gee hope he gets on that well with me." A voice said from the hall. Blaine jumped up, his face breaking into a huge smile.
"Uncle Albus!" He ran out and jumpd on the man, tackeling him to the ground. Blaine looked up when he heard a giggle.
"Always so graceful Blaine." A girl smirked at him. She looked about 17 with a short, light brown bob that grazed her jaw line and was shorter in the back. Her eyes very icy blue and her midnight blue tank top brought them out. She had her fringe pinned up with several light blue slides. The girl was the same height as Blaine but her dark blue jeggings and high heeled black converse made her legs appear to go on forever. She smirked and held a hand out to Blaine,
"Hey Clara." Blaine laughed pulling the girl into a hug, "Didn't know you were coming?"
"About that..." Albus rubbed the back of his neck, the same way Blaine did when he was nervous. Kurt took in his appearence. His hair was the same length as Clara's but wasn't straight and sleek it was tatty and ratty and un-washed looking. He wore a black trench coat, a black t-shirt and wore out black jeans. His Red converse being the only colour in his outfit. His face seemed tired but his baby blue eyes sparkled with life. "...I need you to take care of her."
"Woah, back track." Kurt waved. "Hi I'm Kurt pleasure to meet you. Sorry, Blaine thinks he's a puppy and who is Clara in relation to you Blaine? No offence."
"None taken." Clara shrugged.
"Right. Um, Clara is Albus' daughter but Blaine's sorta sister." Molly tried. Kurt raised an eyebrow, "Not mine but was basically brought up as Blaine's father's daughter until his ex-wife announced she slept with drunk Albus..."
"Hi." Albus waved.
"...and he's the real father. Suited us because we like Albus better. I married my husband because our families were set up. Following?"
"Kinda." Kurt stated.
"Good, better than Wes did. My husband offed himself, see Blaine for details..."
"He knows." Blaine supplied,
"Nevermind then. After his death word got out about Clara and Albus, he got kicked out of his house cos he was treading on thin ground as it was with the landlord. Old sour grape. He moved in with us and he Blaine and Clara grew closer. Suddenly Albus' face was all over the news for murders he didn't commit. Some big people were killed. They knew Clara was his daughter so targetted her. We staged her death and she insisted she went on the run with Albus. Yes, Albus, she looks great you look like a hobo, excuse?"
"She understands hair products."
"Damn straight."
"Moving on. Letters keep us all in contact. Blaine bullied moved to Dalton, You bullied moved to Dalton drama drama drama oh my wizard God I love you drama drama I love you too drama drama we are standing in a hall explaining. Caught up?" Molly smiled.
"More or less." Kurt nodded.
"I like him B, he you're boyfriend?" Clara winked at Kurt.
"Acctually yes he is." Blaine clarified.
"Oh My Gosh! Blaine!" She slapped his arm, "Why didn't you say!"
"You just got here!"
"Oh yeah." She shrugged and hugged Kurt. She smealt oddly like rasberries. "Hiya."
"Uh...hi?"
"Ok, while she attacks, I need you to take care of her. Blaine, not Molly." Albus resumed rubbing his neck.
"Why!" Blaine and Molly asked at once.
"Love you too." Clara smirked.
"FBI are catching up with me. She'll be charged with aiding a fugitive. She'll be put in care. Blaine I need her to be your long lost sister and your mom can't cope."
"Why can't she cope?" Molly asked clearly annoyed.
"Blaine and Clara are like twins, They go to the same school, live in same house go out together there is no chance she'll be one her own, I need her safe Mols. Please." Albus begged.
"She wouldn't be in my classes anyway, shes younger than I..."Albus cut Blaine off.
"Kurt, how old does Clara look?" Kurt took in her appearence again. Younger than Blaine...
"16? Possibly 17." Kurt nodded. Clara and Albus fist pounded.
"I'm 14."
"Really?"
"Kurt is it?" Kurt nodded and Clara continued, "Hon you look about 15 in that outfit. Try Marc Jacobs next time."
"I'll have you know Blaine told me not to wear Marc Jacobs, I'm overwearing it." Kurt glared at Blaine; Clara slapped him.
"You bag a guy who knows fashion and you don't let him wear the amazing Marc Jacobs." Slap. "What is wrong with you!"
"He snores, he has a Redvines obbession, he had a crush on Harry Potter, he..." Molly listed.
"Mom!"
"Just because you shop at I'm hot so i think i could pull off sweatpants if i tried dot com doesn't mean we all need to." Kurt quipped.
"Kurt, I love your clothes, they can be a bit stand-offish sometimes." Blaine winced. Clara and Kurt hit either arm.
"Better that your golden snitch boxers!" The two snapped at once. They smirked and looked at eachother, "Be me best friend?"
"Stop talking at the same time." Blaine sighed.
"Stop talking." They said in unison again then high fived.
"Albus, I still think..." Molly warned.
"Look! Clara and Kurt get on great! It would only be for a little while, Blaine's responsible." Albus pouted, "Ish. Responsible-ish."
"Blaine, you'd have to look out for her all the time,"
"I will."
"Take her shopping with You and Kurt."
"Yay!" Kurt clapped,
"Go all gangster on anybody who threatens her."
"Yup."
"Well, I guess...I guess it would be fine." Molly sighed.
"YAY!" All four clapped and jumped up and down.
"Ok, few points here. Albus, your a grown man. Blaine act your age." She sighed.
"What about them!" Blaine and Albus moaned.
"I like them, they haven't pissed me off yet. Clara, Kurt, go eat Blaine's Redvines." Molly smirked as the two ran upstairs.
"MOM!"
"You two needed to talk, so talk." She smiled then walked out. Blaine turned to his Uncle and gave him a huge bear hug.
"I missed you buddy." Albus sighed.
"Don't ever leave for that long again, ok?" Blaine sniffed.
"I can't make any promises, you know that Blaine" Albus said as they sat down. "So, Kurt."
"What about him?" Blaine gulped. Albus chuckled, his eyes sparkeling a little.
"Relax kid, I like him."
"You do!" Blaine beamed.
"Yea, i do. What's he like?" Albus asked, his nephew seemed to smile so much more, he wanted to know why.
"Amazing, talented, breath taking, caring, thoughtful, funny, cute, smart, very cute, surprizing, unexpected, beautiful, Kurt." Blaine sighed happily.
"Someone likes him a lot."
"I'm completly in love with him. And everytime i see him I get butterflies."
"Awww! That is too cute!" Clara laughed from the door.
"Too too cute!" Kurt laughed with a Redvine hanging out of this mouth.
"Kurt, can I talk to you?" Albus asked smiling. Clara made airplane noises.
"DANGER!DANGER! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT ABORT!" she winked and slid into the kitchen. Kurt had gone white.
"Blaine, go make sure she doesn't break..."
SMASH
"I'm fine...it jumped!"
"Anything." Albus sighed. Blaine offered Kurt a smile then left. "You can sit down you know."
"Oh. Oh kay." Kurt shakily sat down.
"Relax, i don't bite much."
"M-m-m-much?" Kurt's eyes bugged.
"Joke! Joke! Not at all! Whew, someone jumpy." Albus grinned.
"Well you're only one of the most important people in Blaine's life. I kinda want you to like me." Kurt gulped.
"I do, so calm down Kurt." Albus laughed, "Clara would be the one to worry about but since you two are plotting world domination or something, you're good."
"Oh, Awesome." He smiled.
"What are your intensions towards Blaine?" Shit.
"I...I...uh...er...is this a trick question?"
"No."
"Right...I plan to...stay with...Blaine f-for as long as he'll put up with me."
"You ever think about marrying him? As a random thought?"
"Once or twice I pictured it."
"And?"
"To be honest? It seems pretty awesome."
"Ever considered having kids with..."
"Uncle Albus!" Blaine came back in. "What's with the third degree!"
"Have you?" Albus continued.
"I..I...I...erm." Kurt stuttered.
"I have." Blaine shrugged. "I have also thought about what it would be like to marry him, seems awesome. Was the the next question?"
"Previous." Kurt gulped.
"Oh...UNCLE ALBUS! Are you trying to freak him out?" Albus just continued.
"Was he your first kiss? Was it a good first kiss?" Kurt's face drained of all colour. He trembled slightly, "Blaine try tongue or something?" Albus asked, confused at the reaction. "Or was it not Blaine? You fool around a lot before you met him? Or just a few other boyfriends? At your school before Dalton or..."
"Albus!" Molly screamed. "Stop talking right now." Albus took in both boys. Blaine looked murderous but speechless, Kurt looked ill.
"I...I have to use the restroom." Kurt bolted up the stairs and slammed the bathroom door shut.
"What? It was a normal question." Albus asked, wondering why Molly and Blaine were about to linch him.
"Kurt's life long bully stole his first kiss, tried for more but Kurt pushed him away. He threatened to kill Kurt if he told. So Kurt moved to Dalton." Molly sighed.
"Oh my God, I didn't know I'm so sorry Blaine." Blaine's eyes were closed and he was trying to breath.
"Sorry, I get protective of him, you giving him the third degree didn't..." Blaine's mother cut him off.
"You did what? You said you wouldn't! Albus!" Molly hit the back of his head. "Idiot."
Clara saw Kurt run upstairs and followed him. As the door slammed she heard gagging.
"Kurt?" She nudged the door open. Kurt was crying over the toilet. "Hey hey hey, what's wrong?" She pulled him into a hug and he explained.
"...And being asked that triggered the memories." Kurt sniffed. "Sorry."
"Don't be." Knock knock knock.
"Kurt?" Blaine poked his head in. "Oh God, you ok?"
"Fine now." Kurt sniffed then nodded.
"He shouldn't have..."
"Its fine, really. Sorry about my reaction." Kurt looked upset.
"Don't you dare blame yourself for this. I should have told him to not push that area, I'M sorry." Blaine got onto the floor and pulled Kurt into a hug.
"Did you mean it?" Kurt sniffed.
"Mean what?"
"You thought about us getting married? Having kids?" Kurt tried to hide his smiled. Blaine rubbed the back of his neck.
"Well...yeah, a bit yeah." Blaine blushed. Clara launched ontop of him.
"Awww! Blainey's growing up!" She ruffeled his hair, "I'm so pround!"
"Clara! Get off."
"BLAINE! WAKE UP ALBUS AND CLARA NOW!" Molly screamed at two thirty. "FBI ARE AT THE DRIVE ENTRANCE!"
"No, you'll be caught!" Blaine gasped looking to Albus.
"Get Clara out of here." Clara tried to protest.
"I am not leaving you!"
"Blaine, take her to Kurt's now. I'll make it look like Molly didn't know I was here, that I snuck in." Albus insisted. "Now go."
"Uncle Abus come with us." Blaine begged.
"I'm caught, someone tipped of the FBI. I'm caught now or I'm caught with you Molly and Clara. You guys are not going to prison for me."
"I swear I will get you out if it's the last thing I do." Clara swore.
"I know baby girl."
"Get them out now!" Molly yelled.
"Love ya Kid." Albus nodded at them then ran down to Molly to stage the struggle. Blaine threw open the bedroom window and helped Clara down the drain pipe.
Kurt woke to his phone ringing. He rubbed his eyes and saw the caller ID,
"This better be good Blaine..."
"Albus FBI. Me and Clara running, can we crash at yours?"
"What? FBI!" Kurt gasped.
"Somebody tipped them off." Blaine sobbed, "Kurt what are we gonna do?"
"Come to mine, we'll sort this out."
"Kurt?" Blaine sounded so weak and broken.
"Yeah?"
"I love you, thank you."
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Kurt swung open the door to meet a sobbing Blaine and a teary Clara. He pulled them inside. He opened his arms out once the door was closed and Blaine crashed into them.
"Who told them? Why'd he get caught? This is all my fault, he was so careful but then he had to see me and get caught." Blaine cried. Clara rubbed his back,
"This isn't your fault B." He snapped.
"YES IT IS! HE WAS COMING TO MY SHOWS, TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND! ME! IT'S MY FAULT!" Blaine screamed.
"We went to the shows because I wanted to Blaine, I am as much to blame here!" Clara shot back. Burt and carole came running down the stairs in their pyjamas.
"What the devil is going on here?" They asked in unison.
"So I can crash here too?" Clara smiled. Carole laughed,
"Sweetie we aren't just going to throw you out." She frowned when she thought the girl mumbled 'that's a first.'
"Boys, I think you should get to bed. Blaine, guest room accross from Kurt's." Burt said sternly.
"Yes sir." Blaine gulped.
"Burt." Kurt smiled,
"Oh, oh, oh! Can I stay in Kurt's room?" Clara asked, Kurt smiled and nodded at his parents.
"Sure, why not." Burt shrugged.
"What! No fair!" Blaine moaned.
"She's a girl." Burt clarifed. Blaine just sighed.
"AVPM! AVPM! AVPM!"
The audition room was filled with tons of fans dying to be in the movie. The glee clubbers stood together laughing at Brittany and Clara.
"I don't get it, are you a wizard?" Brittany asked sweetly,
"Yes, but I can turn into an animal too." Clara smirked. This was fun.
"OH! I'd turn into a duck then go to lemonade stands and ask fror grapes allllll day." Brittany smiled at her little image while the glee club rolled their eyes.
"Draco Malfoy auditions! Only males!" A man in a starkid shirt shouted, "Warner wont lets us have a girl! Sorry ladies." Their was a large sigh but Kurt gasped and clapped his hands.
"Blaine! Blaine! I'm going to audition for Draco!" He squealed,
"I thought you were going for Ron?" Blaine laughed, adjusting the guitar on his back,
"Yes, but...but Draco! And who else whos a guy will have a Draco audition prepared?" Kurt smiled. Blaine looked at the line. Apparently 3 beefy dudes.
"Go on." He smiled. Kurt squealed and clapped his hands then kissed Blaine's cheek and ran off.
"Name?" The man at the door asked.
"Kurt Hummel."
"Draco Malfoy?"
"Yes sir." He beamed.
"Go on in." Kurt composed himself then opened the door to the stage for auditions. It was empty. He jumped up on the stage and felt like he was home. The back door opened,
"Having fun?"
"Holy crap!" Kurt jumped, hands flying to his mouth. Lauren Lopez, Joey Richter and Bonnie Gruesen walked in.
"Wow, did mean to scare you." Lauren laughed.
"Sorry, I was told to go in..." Kurt mumbeled,
"Nah, my bad dude." Joey smirked, "Ran out of Twizzlers." he waved the bag. Bonnie rolled her eyes. "So who you going for?"
"D-draco Malfoy." Kurt stammered.
"Awesome! I like you already." Lauren winked. "Have you got a song or a monologue prepared?"
"Both. But I'd need my boy...my friend for the song." Kurt panicked.
"Relax, we don't judge. You have seen the show right?" Bonnie laughed,
"Sorry force of hobbit, HABIT!" Kurt blushed.
"Short ass boyfriend?" Lauren laughed.
"You could say that."
"You wanna bring him in for your song? Only theres no point in acting unless you can sing." Joey said while nomming on a twizzler.
"Sure, I'll go get him." Kurt ran down the stage steps and practically skipped to the door. "BLAINE!" He called,
"Yelllo?" Blaine turned around.
"Come on, I need my duet partner." He smiled holding out his hand. The curly haired boyed smirked and took it running back up to the stage.
"Holy Potter! Its part of Starkid!" Blaine gaped. They gaped back.
"Does he..." Lauren questioned,
"He does..."Joey nodded,
"But how..." Bonnie pondered.
"Does he look like Darren Criss?" Kurt beamed, they nodded, "Yeah he gets that a lot."
"Hi." Blaine waved awkwardly.
"Sorry buddy, who you auditioning for?" Joey said while starting another Twizzler,
"Harry Freakin Potter." Blaine smiled while Kurt face palmed.
"Well boys the stage is yours." Blaine pulled his guitar off his back and Kurt sat at the piano stage left.
"You ready for this?" Kurt asked with a shakey breath.
"As long as you're right beside me I'm ready for anything." Blaine winked. As a blush rose onto Kurt's cheeks the New Direction quietly slipped into the back row.
"Oh sorry, what was the song?" Lauren smiled, The boys looked at her, and said in unison.
"No way."
Hope you liked this chapter! sorry to end here, no no way this time.
JOKE! I wouldn't do that too you, just keep scrolling ;)
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Kurt began to play the opening notes while Blaine started his monolgue,
"You listen to me now, for eleven years, I thought i was a total douchebag living under some stairs, But this year," Blaine stood proudly, "I find out I'm a wizard!" He climbed on top of the piano then jumped off. "I can fly and turn invisable, and I just traveled the fuck back in time. So fuck you Draco." Kurt stuck his tongue out, "Hows that for a happy thought?" He faced to the audience again, still unaware it had gotten bigger. "So there is absolutly no way that there is no way, you hear me?" He swug his guitar forward,
My mind is racing, but my heart, it beats faster.
I'm in control, commander and master.
Lady Fate, creating disaster-
but she ain't the boss of me!
"Wow, hes good." Bonnie smiled,
"Its Darrens long lost gay brother." Joey stated. Lauren just rolled her eyes and stole a twizzler.
A head-on collision with a catastrophic setback
makes you either wanna get lost, or get back.
I choose the latter; let's not forget that
we hold the cards this time,
so there's no need to bitch or whine!
There's no way
I'm gonna take another option,
no way I am gonna settle with a loss!
No way I'm gonna sit around and watch,
there's no, no way...
"Its the other one ever going to sing?" Joey asked.
"Maybe he can't." Bonnie sighed,
"Shame, I really liked him." Lauren pouted.
"Go on Blainey boy!" Puck jeered quietly,
"Come on Kurt," Mercedes begged.
There's no way
you're gonna find me in the background,
no damn way you gonna see me satisfied!
No way they're ever gonna make me back down,
no, no way...
Kurt closed his eyes for a second, He was on stage, where he belonged with Blaine, nothing else mattered, so he opened his mouth to sing.
Home field advantage,
the upper hand is ours,
so the game is on!
The whole rooms jaws collectively dropped.
"Wow." Joey and Bonnie gasped.
"That's at least two octaives higher then I sung it." Lauren beamed.
The clock ticks,
but we've got our tricks
to fuss with and fix what wrong!
"Wasn't he singing super high a second ago?" Bonnie asked bemused,
"What.." Lauren felt she had just found her Draco.
Let's wake up and go, guys,
take out the bad guys,
break out your mad eyes
Everyone could see the pride in Blaine's eyes as he finished he solo verse,
YEAH!
We'll take it on together,
we're stronger and we're better
and if there's a problem
Whatever!
Kurt smiled at the reaction to his high F harmony line.
There's no way
we're gonna leave it up to chance,
there's no damn way we're gonna go without a fight!
No way you gonna see us on on our ass,
There's no, no way...
There's no way
we're gonna settle with sorrow,
leave right now if you think this ain't real!
Today, not waitin' for tomorrow!
No, no way there's no way,
no, no way there's no way,
no, no way there's no way,
there's
no
way!
The room was stunned into silence. Kurt and Blaine looked nervously at eachother.
"Was it that bad?" Kurt cringed.
"Reggie," Lauren called to the man at the door,
"Yes Miss Lopez?"
"Please tell all Harry's and Draco's to kindly leave," She smiled then turned to the boys, "We have our stars." New Directions jumped up from their seats and clapped and cheered wildely. "Sorry about us. Bonnie is in shock and well I think you broke Joey." She motioned towards the boy with a twizzler falling out of his open mouth.
"We...we got the parts?" Blaine gasped.
"Yes indeed."
"OH MY WIZARD GOD!" The boys jumped down and hugged Lauren.
"Oh and I love your jeans, they are gorgeous." Kurt added to Lauren,
"Really? they're the new Apple Bottoms, didn't know what I thought." she smirked.
"I would totally pair them with knee high converse in black though."
"I was thinking the same thing!" Lauren gasped, "You busy? Wanna go for coffee?"
"Sure!" Kurt beamed taking Lauren's arm.
"You OK Blaine?" Puck laughed coming up to the clearly stropping boy.
"My Kurt." He pouted, "Why is everyone suddenly best friends with him! I had him first." He pouted bigger and added a stomp.
"Wanna go watch Clara explain to Brittany what Pigfarts is?" Santana coaxed. Blaine nodded happily, but kept his pout on.
My Kurt.
Sorry for the uber long wait. I had exams (nelghhhh)
NEW YORK! LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW!
Hope you liked me teased ending ;)
Nah I love you guys to much to do that.
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Next on AVGM: Clara goes to Mckinley
Albus' secrets come out
AVPM-TM filming
and is everything happy in Klaine land?
(av)PS, what do you guys think of clara?