The Daughter Of

by Esmerelda01-Myriah

2011 Update! I know, I can hardly believe it either. Its a fluffy, hilarious excuse the lask of modesty chapter that didn't really fit into the story timeline but I couldn't bear not to share it. Meanwhile, it might buy me some time to try finish it?

17. STOP: emo time

RIGHT. That's it.

I am NOT HAPPY with the amount of reviews for this story. You know what you ladies have done? You pushed me over the edge. WAY OVER. And now I am forced to write BAD EMO POETRY TO EXPRESS MY HEARTBREAK.

Here it is:

X-X-X

My heard bleeds blood . . .

And I feel like . . . crud . . .

This is because my fanfic reviewers DUMPED me . . .

And now I really, really need to pee . . .

--Shut up, nothing else interesting rhymes with "Me" . . .

. . . Ok, lets get back to how I'm so Emo . . .

What the hell rhymes with emo . . .?

Skeemo . . .?

No . . . not even THAT . . .

Hey! Don't laugh at me, your mum is fat . . .

Ok, so my emo poem might suck . . .

But now I finally have an excuse to say FUCK!

X-X-X

Yea!!! YEA!!!!!! HOW YOU LIKE THAT!!!!

I bet that, right now, words are failing you.

. . . . You really should have just reviewed.