If you're still reading this, I love you. I don't own anything etc etc. But if I did... Klaine would get alot more action than Fox allows.
Sebastian had the audacity to smile "hey buddy" Blaine noticed his annoying voice was still the same, he was sure he heard Kurt giggle. Blaine atleast expected Sebastian to be civilized, not the same cocky shit he always was. What was 'buddy' supposed to mean?
Feeling himself frown, Blaine realised the music had stopped and saw everyone was staring at him. He turned around to see Brittany was there 'I thought it was more dramatic if they turned the music off' she half whispered. Blaine tried not to smile, he would have usually been more puzzled but with Brittany, he wasn't surprised. 'why are you here, Sebastian?'
'I'm not Sebastian, I'm Britt...' The blonde began.
Santana pulled the confused girl away and Finn stopped laughing when Rachel elbowed him, causing him to grasp his chest. His girlfriend did look on edge, Sarah had said she was dramatic.
Sebastian ignored everyone else 'Why do you think I'm here?' his eyes never left Blaine.
'To ruin my life... again?'
Sebastian snorted 'it's a party Blaine, my friend's party'
'Great?' Two could play at that game, he could be just as brash.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow, he moved closer to the shorter guy. Blaine noticed Sarah, she'd been pushed out the way. Blaine didn't feel sorry for her, he was mad as hell and sympathy wasn't even on his mind at the moment. There was barely any space between them now and he could see there was an ugly prominent vein on Sebastian's forehead, like he was strained. Whatever he was straining for, he wasn't trying particularly hard to be atleast decent about the whole situation.
The music started again and people began dancing, Blaine felt less self-conscious. Katy Perry's voice filled the room, Blaine had to congratulate Mike on his excellent music taste.
'Do you wanna talk someplace?' Sebastian asked.
Blaine wasn't sure what 'talking' consisted of, but he would sooner walk on nails than miss an opportunity to mock Sebastian's arrogance 'okay then'
Kurt grabbed his hand on the way out and Blaine squeezed it momentarily 'skin tight jeans' Kurt mouthed and a grin spread across his face, Blaine winked before going outside. He was quite smug that him and Kurt seemed to have a thing already.
'Smoke?' Sebastian asked. What was it with people and cigarettes nowadays.
Blaine shook his head 'You'll ruin your singing voice' he perched himself on the patio bench, he looked uncomfortable, his fingers pulling at a loose thread on his jeans as he waited for Sebastian to talk. Thousands of whitty comebacks and put-downs had previously ran through his mind and not one he could think to bring up now. Damn.
'Whatever' the other guy said, lighting up. There was a Japanese water feature in the garden, Blaine didn't even know who's house he was in. He always wondered why people bought this pointless, flamboyant stuff when they had infinite amounts of money. He'd spend it on tailored suits and Hawaiian holidays and... He choked as a wave of smoke hit his face, collecting in his lungs. He spluttered 'Jesus'
Sebastian sighed 'oh Blaine' he said slowly, a tut escaped his lips.
'Don't'
'Don't what?'
'Patronize me'
'Oh per-lease' Sebastian smirked 'its natural. What are you? 5 foot?'
'I'm 5 foot 8'
Sebastian slowly shook his head 'oh dear'
He could deal with the hair puns but the dwarf references... If there was one thing that pissed him off more than anything else, it was the height jokes. Blaine felt like pouncing on him, ripping his face off and feeding it to Sam.
Instead he heard himself ask the question he'd always avoided, right since day one when Sebastian finished their relationship. Blaine always longed to know why he broke it off. The real reason behind 'I've changed'. The words rushed out of his mouth.
'Sorry? What?' Sebastian said 'you're too close to the ground I can't hear you'
'I'm sat down?'
'I didn't notice'
Blaine gritted his teeth, he found it hard to recall the last time he'd practiced boxing 'I asked why you really broke it off last year?'
'Sorry, Hobbit. One more time, didn't quite catch that'
'You know what I said'
Sebastian grinned and after a moment answered Blaine's question 'Too involved'
'What?' Blaine frowned
'Hey, get your own game.' Blowing smoke from his mouth, it hit Blaine in the face again, he chose to blame Sebastian over the wind direction.
'Yeah, real funny. I meant what does it mean? Who was too involved in what?'
Taking another long drag on his cigarette, he looked at Blaine, his head tilted to the side, as if the 18 year old he was talking to, were a small child. 'you cared too much'
'Oh, terribly sorry. I never realised it said 'be sure not to give a fuck' in the relationship handbook'
Sebastian smirked 'It's somewhere near the how to avoid being clingy and needy section... Did you only skim read it?'
Blaine was going to claw his face off 'I wasn't clingy'
'Pfft'
'Or needy'
'Of course you weren't'
'I think we're reading different versions of this handbook' he stood up off the bench.
'Maybe you read the straight version, you need to keep all your options open, as you surely realise you have no chance with lady-face?'
'You were so much nicer in the painting' Blaine muttered
'Huh?'
'I said you're a dick' he headed towards the door, hoping Kurt would still be up for a dance. After a year of wondering if it was cheating, or if he was uninteresting, or he was bad in bed... Sebastian was just looking for some fun. Blaine didn't know whether he was relieved or shocked. He settled for both.
Blaine went inside, he passed Brittany on the way in who embraced him a hug. Blaine patted her back awkwardly, her arms were wrapped around his neck 'Oh... thanks Britt'
'I would get my cat to magic hug you, he totally makes everyone who's upset, happy'
'I'm not upset anyway'
'But Twink just called you a hobbit'
He smiled a little at the nickname she'd given Sebastian 'How did you...?'
Brittany pointed to the window 'But it definitely was not Rachel's idea and she didn't tell me to say this either'
Blaine rolled his eyes. Brittany put her hands on his shoulders, leaning her head down to look him in the eye 'Personally, I think you're more of an orc than a hobbit'
'Isn't an orc a-' he wasn't going to argue 'thanks'
Being referred to a mythical troll wasn't top on his ideal compliment list, but it'd do. She danced through the crowds of people, over to Santana.
'Hey gorgeous' Kurt said from behind him. Blaine decided he would settle for that name, however. The warm grin that met him was amazingly reassuring. It was so abnormal for him to adjust the fact he'd known this guy who was beyond compare, for just a few hours. He felt like he'd known him all his life. On a personal level, he didn't know Kurt's last name, but the way he acted... Just reminded Blaine of happiness. Kurt made him happy.
And his face was near his, having spun around to see that smile. The smile was suddenly puckered lips, and they'd met his. Forming perfectly around his own, he felt like he was flying. Kurt's hands in his hair and his own hands on the perfect face belonging to this perfect man. The whole moment was perfect. His drunken haze had half-cleared in the cool evening air outside, and this was so real. The heat radiated from both of them in the stuffy room, full of teenagers. But Blaine was living his teenage dream with Kurt, and whether it was a one night thing or it lasted, at this moment it felt right. Under alcohol influence, he loved everyone and nothing Sebastian had ever done made him feel like this. 'No regrets, just love' echoed through Blaine's head as he was guided upstairs by Kurt's hand.