A/N: K, so my friend Safaia No Hona and i write each other Dear A notes ALL THE TIME! It is so fun and so she suggested i make them into a "I Don't Like Ur GF" chapter. LOW AND BEHOLD! (what does that even mean...?) I HOPE THIS MAKES U FEEL BETTER SAFAIA AND IM SO SORRY ABOUT UR BIRDIE DYING! :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( And for those people who don't know who A is, A is the person that is constantly stalking Aria, Emily, Hanna, and Spencer in Pretty Little Liars. Also this one AMAZING SONG says "watching telly drinking wine" so now i call cell-phones cellys even though im not from the UK. Sorry if it bothers you, but i listened to that song 40+ times. And while we're talking about cellys...EVERYBODY TALKS TOO MUCH~!
Characters: Naruto, Sakura, and Ino.
Summery: Naruto borrows Sakura's laptop for a project and makes some shocking discoveries. "Sakura-Chan is getting stalked? While being a stalker? Is that even possible?" The world may never know Naruto...the world may never know...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Pretty Little Liars. Or Dell! :)
"Just have it back to me by Monday!" Sakura called over her shoulder as she left her pink Dell laptop in the hands of a hyperactive blond. Sakura popped back around the corner and glared. "And it better be just the way I left it!"
"'Kay Sakura-Chan!" Naruto grinned. "And thanks again for letting me use it for my English report!"
"Yeah, yeah," Sakura said dismissively and walked out of the cafe.
Naruto looked around the cafe curiously. The barista was a girl with blue hair and an unreadable expression. In the corner was Sakura's friend Ino who was chatting away into her celly. Kiba was picking up a latte and muffin, probably for his girlfriend-of-the-week. No one really seemed to be paying attention to Naruto. "All right! I got Sakura-chan's laptop! Now I can read all of her emails! And i also do have to finish that English report...but that can wait!"
Naruto excitedly clicked open an email that Sakura sent to Ino titled "AAA Attack". Maybe it's a cheer or whatever. He thought. Naruto quickly read the email. "HUH?" he said and read it again.
The email said what he thought it did but why was Sakura blackmailing Ino? Or was her email hacked? Naruto read it one more time:
I heard you were good at being me. But are you sure you know enough secrets to be like me? If you still want to play pretend then show me what you got. It's all up to you. Mwah! -A
Naruto shook his head like an Etch-E-Sketch as if to erase that creepy email from his mind. It probably got hacked. Sakura-chan isn't a stalker. Then he clicked on another email.
Tsk tsk "A". Thought you could get away with blackmailing ME? I still have dirt on you.
And I'm more then happy to dig it up.
~A
What is with these girls? And why are they being so mean? Naruto didn't want to know but he didn't want to stop either.
sorry darling,
im not in the mood,
to b rude,
guess u lucked out,
but did u really?
cuz ik that its takes more,
then makeup,
to get u pretty,
~A
Naurot shivered. Who wrote that? He checked the sender and then did a double-take and spit his coffee all over the floor. Hinata? Hina-chan? She sent it? What is up with these girls?
Oh ho ho. I didn't know we had a poet.
Oh wait! Yes I did!
Because I know everything about you.
~A
I am officially freaked out now! Naruto concluded. And these girls are crazy! And scary! WHY ARE THEY STALKING EACHOTHER?
why thank you! i should take a bow, but so should u! no one knows what u did last summer! u got off for free! but since im such a generous person i want u to get the reconition u deserve! sound like fun? im sure it does! almost like too much fun…but u know all about that, right? ~A
Too much fun? Wha? OH! oh...
Remember Ino: what i learn, doesn't stay hidden for long.
If you kiss, i tell.
~A
Ok this one doesn't seem that bad. I guess I'll look at the reply.
what do u know about kissing? u haven't even had ur first yet. but ur boyfriend knows that why u wont kiss him right? cuz ur too scared? wait, no? huh, wonder what'll happen if tye popukars found out…
~A
WHOA! INO-SAN HASN'T HAD HER FIRST KISS YET? WTF! Even though this is scary this is kinda intersting...
whats 'tye popukars' hun? if you want to sound itimidating at least use some spell check, doll.
or your brain. Oh, if only your 'friend' could have seen how guilty you looked when you came out of of that room. You thought no one saw?
think again.
~A
UWAH! SCREW INTERSTING THESE GIRLS ARE CRAZY! AND WHAT DID HINATA DO? ENOUGH!
Just then Sakura pushed open the coffe shop door. "Oh Naruto! I forgot to close my email! Just a sec!"
"No th-that's ok, Sakura-sama, you can have your laptop back!" Said Naruto as he thrust the pink computer into the rosette's arms.
Sakura-sama? What happend? "But Naruto, what about your English report?" Sakura said, confused.
"SCREW THAT!" Yelled Naruto as he ran out of the coffe shop. "I'LL JUST TAKE AN F!"
Sakura looked around the cafe and spotted her blonde friend in the corner, just as she was hanging up her celly. She hurried over. "What happend Ino?"
Ino laughed. "He was looking at our English report and freaked!"
Sakura started laughing to. "Dear A?" Ino nodded and they both burst out laughing even harder. "I hope he figures out that we were doing our report on Pretty Little Liars!"