Chapter 1
Code Name: Pizza Boy
Isaac Clarke, a man of science, a strong man, an engineer…man! He is on a misson…a mission that very well could put his entire life on the line! Am mission so complex, so secret, so dam important, that if he failed then it would be all over.
The mission, Code named: Pizza Boy
In his left hand there were several small pieces of green paper which held the key to obtaining the vital item necessary for the mission. In front of him was a line of several humans, all crowding around a very large building that Isaac could smell from a mile away!
"There it is! The mission objective" Isaac thought, gripped his fists as the line before him began to move. "Only five steps away! I won't fail!" Isaac began to sweat, but he had not time to wipe his fore head, for if he had lost his concentration for less than a fraction of a second then it would mean the end! Isaac's eyes stung badly as the sweat fell into his eyes but Isaac stood fast as he took two steps forward.
"Three steps, just three steps" Isaac muttered to himself, looking down at the ground.
"Uh next, next costumer" called a squeaky voice and Isaac immediately charged forward and threw his money on the counter.
"Um welcome to Necro-Hut can I take your order" the squeaky voiced teenager asked, his face filled to the brim with so many holes that it looked as if he had met the wrong end of a plasma riffle.
"I'll take ten extra large pizzas! Nine human flavor pizzas and one with extra cheese and olives" Isaac ordered.
"Coming right up" the teenager explained, turning around to give the order to a large bulky man behind him.
"That'll be twenty five fifty, sir" the teen explained after typing in something into the cash register to his left.
"Here" Isaac hollered shoving his money into the teenager's face.
"Sheesh calm down man" the teen groaned as he took Isaac's money and placed it in the cash register. The cash register vibrated for a minute before suddenly a small piece of paper popped out.
A few minutes passed but Isaac stood still, he had been waiting a solid day and a half to get to this point, through bitter rain, horrible cold, blistering sun, and that one angry old woman who mistook him for her cat. A loud dinging sound pierced Isaac's ears, the pizza was done!
"Here you go, nine human flavored pizzas and one with extra cheese and olives" the teenager explained handing Isaac ten large pizza boxes that very well could've crushed him if he wasn't careful. Isaac ignored the weight of the boxes and picked them up before turning around.
"Uh sir you forgot your receipt" the squeaky voiced teenager called. Isaac didn't turn around; he instead rotated his head a full 180 degrees and opened his mouth. The teenager holding out the receipt was amazed and at the same time appalled, several of Isaac's veins were pulsating as he strained to turn his neck around.
"Yes" Isaac said looking at the man, his eyes almost bulging out of their sockets!
"Uh h-here you go" the teenager said as he held out the receipt. Isaac quickly bit down on the receipt and then turned back towards his ship. He quickly ran inside and placed the pizzas in the co-pilot seat and revved up the engine.
"Oh almost forgot…seatbelts" Isaac gasped as she quickly wrapped the boxes down in seventy three different seat belts, some of which he had no idea where they came from. "Alright time to fly!" Isaac cheered Yee haw!" Isaac put the pedal to the medal and rocketed off into space, tearing up half of parking lot with his launch, not to mention the whole fact that he had accidently set the Necro-Hut on fire.
Suddenly the radio bleeped on and Isaac quickly turned on the volume.
"Commander Clarke, what's your status on the package" asked a professional sounding voice?
"Package secure! On route to home now" Isaac replied.
"Dam Isaac what the hell took you so long? We sent you out there yesterday! What happened" wined another voice, this one clearly annoyed.
"Sorry the restaurant was closed when I arrived so I had to stay overnight until it opened. But…" Isaac stopped midsentence as if hesitant to continue.
"But what, Isaac what happened" asked the professional sounding voice?
"Sorry sir but when I shut my eyes for just a moment I ended up passing out right smack dab in the parking lot. When I awoke several hours later the place was crawling with customers. I am sorry" Isaac apologizes.
"Hey man no bigee! It'll be worth the wait! I can just taste it now. Mhm Necro-Hut pizza" the formally annoyed voice began to mutter to itself and a third voice spoke.
"Whoa take it easy Big-T you're drooling" called another voice through the radio.
"Alright keep Tormenter in check till I arrive. Make sure Nicole opens the hanger for me" Isaac replies "See you all then, Isaac Clarke over and out!" Isaac gives a mock salute and turns off the radio.
Exactly two minutes later Isaac turned on the radio again.
"Hey Slasher you mind telling Hammond to make those special cock tails, you know the ones that make you feel like your high and stoned at the same time while simultaneously being drunk off your ass" Isaac explains.
"You mean the Hive Mind Erasers" Slasher asks?
"Yeah tell him to start making them, we're gonna need something to use if the party turns bad" Isaac explains.
"Wait by bad you mean like frat boy bad or do you mean that one kind of bad where the party needs a little special something" Slasher asks?
"The second one, hey at least one of us has to be drunk by the time the party ends" Isaac laughs.
"Alright I'll call him now. Get home quick man, I don't know how much longer till we can hold Big-T from eating the furniture" Slasher explains ending with a worried groan.
"Alright see you guys in a bit" Isaac laughs as he turns off the radio and puts in a CD.
"Hey Isaac I heard you liked heavy metal so me and Big-T made this for you…This one we'd like to call Slasher Meltdown! *ROAR!*" loud music begins to blare through Isaac's speakers, the windows begin to crack but Isaac didn't care. Isaac head banged his way home as the music in his space craft woke up countless infants on several nearby plants.