Chapter 3: The Black Flame of Oblivion
Rebecca sat on the couch of Maka's apartment reading one of her fantasy books while Maka, Soul and the others were at school.
Rebecca has been staying with Maka and Soul once the point of where she would stay came up. She first arrived 4 days ago and had already learned the Anasta spells. Today though was a day of rest.
The single girl in the room groaned loudly, "Agh, I'm soooo bored!" she then proceeded to fall off of the couch and beat herself with the book she was reading.
The door then opened and Rebecca shot up hoping to see Soul and Maka in the doorway arguing but Blair stood there instead. She groaned and fell over at the sight of the older woman/cat.
"Aw, Whats the matter Rebi-chan?" Blair asked.
"I'm dying."
Blair's eyes shot open, "DYING? Of what? I'm sure I have a cure for it!" Blair had come to like the smaller girl, for the only reason she's funny
In fact just the other day Soul came into the living area dancing to 'I'm sexy and I know it' then she pulled out her phone and played a short video that had Fat Bastard from Austin Powers saying, "I'm dead sexy."
Needless to say everyone present burst out laughing.
"Boredom, It's a slow painful killer."
Blair sighed, "How about a 'painkiller'?" she replied with a smirk.
Rebecca followed that smirk with one of her own, "Sure, where are we going?"
"A normal city about a state away, South Park, Colorado," Blair leaned over the couch and began making small braids in the girl's blueish hair.
"When do we leave?"
"Whenever you feel, we should probably leave a note or something for Maka..."
The pair just stared at each other in silence then said in unison, "Na let's just go."
After a short trip by Pumpkin Express of the two females were in front of a coffee shop. They watched the street as some blonde haired kid about Rebecca's age (14) in an orange hoodie and sweat-pants got run over by an eightteen wheeler.
They turned and saw his three friends off to the side,one in brown coat and red and blue hat shouted, "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!" then a boy in a green hat with and orange jacket shouted with a clenched fist, "YOU BASTARDS!" while the fat kid beside them just stood in shock.
Rebecca laughed softly while Blair had a soft cat smirk. Then the same kid was standing beside them. "What 'cha laughing at? That shit hurts like hell."
Blair was pleasently surprised, while Rebecca just looked at him, "Hm i thought it took longer then that?"
"You must be the Noob Lord Death told me about then." The boy looked at her up and down before hugging her from behind, and holding her chest area, "I like you, maybe I will teach you a thing or two." He smirked at Rebecca's blush. Who then decided it's high-time he died again and pulled him off only to push him into traffic.
"Ne~ Rebi-chan, do you know him?" Blair asked in honest to Death god confusion.
"Sorta, never met him before but I know him. If he knew we were coming then Shinigami-sama must've saw us leaving. That's Kenny McCormicck from South Park, he's known for dying in unusual, painful, yet comedic ways. He died mostly every episode."
"Unusual how?" they turned to see Kenny standing before them in his undead glory.
"Smashing your head against a conch shell, head bitten off by Ozzie Ozborn, eaten by a Giant bird thing, and then there was the Mysterion episode where you said 'I'm going to bed' then shot yourself in the temple." Blair looked at the girl in shock.
Kenny laughed, "I've died so many times I don't keep track of how anymore," he turned to the coffee shop, "Come on I'll get fat-ass to treat us."
Rebecca and Blair just shrugged and walked in after him.
"Hey fat-ass! Mind buying a couple more?" Kenny shouted to the fat boy from before.
"Shut up you poor fuck! Hell no!" the boy shouted.
"Not even for us?" Blair said wrapping her arms around the boy. The boy then suffered from a nosebleed.
"S-sure, what do you want?"
Kenny nudged Rebecca after stopping his own nosebleed, "Nice friend." Rebecca smiled up at him sweetly. Sickly sweet; translating to 'Lay your hands on her and I'll beat your fucking ass in, you immortal fuck.' Which acctually only worsend his nosebleed.
"I'm getting the pumpkin pie flavored!" Blair exclaimed happily, "What about you Rebi-chan?"
Rebecca and Kenny sat inbetween Kyle and Cartman while Rebecca shook her head, "Only you Blair only you. I'll take cinnemon with a little cream."
"So Kenny who're they?" Kyle asked.
"I'm Blair!"
"Rebecca Shinemass. We came here cause I got bored."
"Really? Why's that?" Stan put in.
"Today was supposed to be my day off, but staying at home while Maka and Soul were at school is," Blair and Rebecca breathed in, "Booooorriiiing!" they sang together.
Kenny smirked, "I could easily relieve your boredom~"
"Sick Kenny! She's like 3 years younger then us!" Stan added.
"What are you-...,"Kenny realized the reference and slamed his hands on the table, "SICK! NO STAN WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT I MEANT I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH HER SOMETHING!"
"I'm turning fifteen in two monthes," Rebecca said annoyed.
Kyle spoke up "Are you saying you'd willingly..."
"Wha-. No, I hate being told I look younger then I really am, I lived this far didn't I? I'm damn proud of it."
"Here, here!" Blair added in. "Besides wouldn't it help? I'm mean you still are a-"
"STOP TALKING!"
Blair smirked then sipped her coffee.
"You're really a-?"
"Shut it dead boy."
After the coffee Blair, Rebecca and Kenny went over to Kenny's house for him to show Rebecca a technique.
"So Rebecca, you have learned about Oblivion right?" Kenny asked shuting the door to his room.
"N-no, I've only just learned the three Anasta spells."
Kenny sighed, "You know the black flame that appears when you cast Anasta?" Rebecca nodded. "That's Oblivion, it can burn anything to the point it erases it from excistance. Casting Oblivion is similar to casting Anasta the only difference is you neec to learn flame control, as I said before, it can burn anything, even the caster if it's too uncontrolled. Though once you have it under control it can pass over someone without even harming them, and can acctually heal people."
Blair's head tilted, "You just said it could burn anything, but it can also heal?"
Kenny nodded, "Of course, Oblivion erases things from excistance, so it's more like it's erases the evidence of it even being there."
Rebecca's eyes were sparkiling at that point, a technique that could both heal AND burn your enemy to nonexcistance? "Hell fucking yeah I'm learning that!" she exclaimed.
Kenny smiled her enthusiasum made him tired all of a sudden, he looked out the window and saw the sun setting. He yawned, "As much as I like the thought of having two pretty women staying the night with me, you might want to head out before your roommates blow a fuse."
They looked out the window and pouted. "Fine"
"Pum-Pumpkin, Pumkin!" Blair said summoning her flying pumpkin which the two girls hopped on before heading home.
Omake
At home Blair and Rebecca flew in through the window. Maka threw a spoon at them.
"WHERE WERE YOU TWO?" she yelled causing Soul to fall off the couch.
Blair smirked, "Checking in Rebecca's V-card." Maka began foaming at the mouth and Soul went to the emo corner.
Rebecca blushed before trying to hit Blair but she only ended up hitting air as she yelled, "LIARS DON'T LIVE LONG NEAR ME BLAIR!"
"Whatever little girl"
"I'M FOURTEEN DAMMIT!"
