Co: So a quiet bit of people are reviewing this so, here is another chappy.

Captain Cynthia: Ok, Ok I really did go to the other end of the Rainbow and punched a leprechaun in the face! Do you have a DevaintART account? If so can we talk there? I'm CrazyandCalm1218 there. *shot*

Inquiete: Don't worry. I am doing Dib and Gaz next. X3

Icecoldflames13: I am doing them next. I might do the tallest next. ;3

Disclaimer: I do not, or will not, ever own Invader Zim.

CONGRAGULATIONS you have just pursues a DIB and GAZ Unit. Please read the following directions to make sure you will make sure how to take care of them~!

Manufacture: Planet Earth Corp.

DIB

Height: 4'2

Weighs: 92 pounds

GAZ

Height: 3'12

Weighs: 90 Pounds

It comes with…

Two DIB and GAZ unit outfits

A Game Slave system (1 and 2)

Paranormal equipment set

Game Stave system games

3 Boxes of Hair gel *for Dib. XD*

To activate your Unit's safely, we offer a few of the following options.

1. You can say, 'I Believe in Aliens' that will wake your DIB unit right up, and also waking you GAZ unit safely. You may program them if you wish.

2. You can say, 'You have a Big Head.' Your DIB unit will also wake right up, in turn taking your GAZ unit up, but we recommend this second, because the DIB unit will not like you very much. The GAZ unit does not care either way, as LONG you don't wake her up FIRST. We mean it.

Now that you activated your Unit, here are settings~

First, you DIB unit

Paranormal Expert: This is one of DIB's default modes. He will be well knowledge of the Paranormal, and be happy enough if you listen.

Depress: This is One of DIB's locked modes. He hardly get's Depress, but when he does, you better get him out of that quick. We recommend listing to his Paranormal Rants and or get a ZIM unit to fight him. (Unless you got the Yaoi Pack)

Happy/Friendly: Another Default mode because he might have done something to please you, GAZ, or just because he stop a ZIM and GIR again. Either way, you can get him into this mode by doing him what he wants, or helping him getting out of Depress mode.

Lust: This is one of his Locked and Yaoi pack modes. This is when he fall's for one of the units like you or a ZIM (Yaoi pack ONLY for DIB or any other male) Unit.

Now, GAZ

Game Expert: This is one of your GAZ unit default modes. Sadly this is her only one because all she does is play video games all day.

Rage: This is a locked mode for a reason. If we all seen a GAZ unit get her game slave away/broken, bad things shall happen. To get her out of this mode just buy/or give back her game slave.

Kind: This is sadly a locked mode because it hardly ever happens. But when you do she will be nice-er to you and may consider you as a sister/brother *or unless you want ZAGR romance.

Question and Answers/ Troubleshooting * because to me they are the same thing*

Q. I order a DIB unit, but I got a tall, DIB unit like thing that likes toast.

A. Oh, we are sorry. We sent you a PROFESSOR MEMBRANE unit. You may keep him for free as we ship you a new DIB unit. No Refunds, so sorry.

Q. My GAZ unit started dressing up in pretty pink stuff and stop playing her Game Slave!

A. OH, I see you somehow got into his RARE NICE GAZ setting. This should go away soon. If not, just tell her that the world is an dark, evil place.

Q. My ZIM and DIB unit started kissing and I didn't order the Yaoi pack! DX

A. O3O

Q. My GAZ unit blew up the house, now what do I do?

A. Sorry, we are not in charge of what happens to your home. You knew the risks. But we may send you a bit of money to help you with the bill. :3

With proper care and guidance, these two will be the great Units you will ever have…just make sure your GAZ or DIB unit does not explode the house. ^_^ But we will send you a bit of money to help with the damages.