"So you're Fang?" Iggy crossed his arms.
"Uh, yeah," Fang flipped to a new page to sketch the final member of the Flock.
"Max, is he tall?"
"Yeah..."
"Does he look fat?"
"Er...no..."
"Is he stupid?"
"I'm right here if you haven't noticed," Fang muttered under his breath.
"Ah, yes," Iggy blinked slowly. "He's got quite the attitude doesn't he? Well, say good bye to your friend Max. He's most definitely not worthy enough to even know you."
"Oh my gosh, Iggy!" Max rolled he eyes. "Would you just shut up? Fang's my friend just as you are mine!"
"I don't even know this guy..."
"Well, no duh." Max sighed frustratedly. "Don't be so judgmental, Ig."
"I'm not judgmental," Iggy pointed out defensively. "I'm just being cautious. You never know what idiot you might stumble upon and then suddenly you'll be spouting idiotic babble that none can stop because it's so damn annoying."
"Now that doesn't even make any sense," Max furrowed her brow. "In fact, it's sorta ridiculous."
"Of course it is, my dear," Iggy patted her head. "I may not be able to see but I have much better insight than you do."
"Complete idiot," she muttered to Fang.
"I heard that!"
"You were meant too!" She called back in a sing song voice.
[A/N] Just curious...who knows German? It's a language class I'm taking...like my very basic sentence is, "Ich heisse Kitana. Wie heisst du? Ich bin vierzehn Jahre alt. Wie alt bis du?" (Okay...okay...who can translate that? *kekeke*)
~kitana411