I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.
Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.
There we were sitting outside on the balcony of the city bar.
"Drink as much as you want, it's on me, but you won't be able to match me in this"
"We'll see"
He let out his Raichu to join in. I also let out Firaga.
"Well I promised next time I'd let you try"
"You know, I've never seen a fire pokemon drink, I want to see what happens" he noticed I had some concern about it. "Don't worry, this place was made so that it wouldn't catch on fire, so unless it's hit with something real powerful its good"
Our orders came and I handed Firaga his drink. The four of us hit our bottles together for a cheer and then started.
'So how do you like it?' Raichu asked Firaga
'Not bad, little weird, but I'll get used to it'
"Mhm, so I was wrong"
"What?" Surge asked
"I thought he might explode if he were have to any"
"Hahahaha, man your stupid, well whatever"
We continued like this, matching each other drink by drink, me against Surge and Firaga against Raichu. We didn't have too many empty bottles on the table.
"Your not bad kid, let's have some shot for shot action now" Sweet bring out the liquor.
'Your not bad for a beginner, but your not going to handle this' Raichu said. I looked at Firaga; he wasn't at least tipsy, if not drunk. The waiter brought out the some Vodka, but it was a brand I've never seen.
"This stuff is strong, so prepare your self" Surge warned. He poured it into four shot glasses.
"Bottom's up" I said. I drank it and I coughed. Firaga was hacking a little hard for a bit.
"Damn, this is strong"
'Oh boy' Firaga said. He looked at the sky before he let out not only a burp, but a flamethrower.
"Awesome" "Hah, quick way for him to learn flamethrower" 'Wish I could do that'
We continued like this for a while until the table was pretty filled with bottles and glasses.
"Okay, I think were done. You kept up with me for a while, but I won in the end. Eh, waiter, bill me" a drunk Surge commanded
"Okay dokey, but next time you'll be the one giving up" I looked at Firaga and Raichu, who were wasted and dancing, I think. Firaga let out another flamethrower burp, while Raichu just laughed and let out his own burp, with his came some sparks.
"Wow never seen him do that, then again I've never seen him this bad. Man were drunk"
"I'll show you pretty" I have no idea what I'm thinking.
"You mean that one at the bar"
'Okay you show me how to do Flamethrower and I'll show you how to use Thunder Bolt' Raichu said
'Deal'
The waiter came and gave us our bill. It was a fun night, but what no one noticed was that some bottles from tables and the bar would start floating away. Anyways, we left, said our goodbyes and I tumbled to my room in the center.
We woke up around noon; Firaga had the biggest hangover ever, so I got Joy to give him some medicine, while I was just lying on my bed reading the manga I brought with me. I finished the book and then realized.
"Crap I finished all the manga I brought with me"
Just then my manga started to float and flew out the window. Nurse Joy came in exactly when that happened.
"Oh no, not again"
"This has happened before?"
"Yes for a long time, there have been reports of books and alcohol being stolen by some invisible thing"
"It couldn't be, could it?"
Back on route 11, I was looking for it. I left one of my manga's on the ground waiting. Just then it started to float, I slowly followed it and I had Predator in the sky, to help if I lost sight of it. It floated until it dropped into a pair of hands.
"I knew it, it was Drowzee"
Indeed it was Drowzee, the pokemon that beat me the other day. It ran off, so I followed until I came upon a cave.
"Must be its home"
Inside, I saw piles of manga and bottles. Drowzee noticed me and took a stance.
"Huh, so you're like me. I'm definitely making you mine"
Predator came in ready to fight.
'I need a little redemption for losing the other day'
"Alright let's use Aerial Ace"
Before Drowzee could react, Predator was behind it and struck. It grunted, when it got back up its eyes twinkled for a sec.
"Use Aerial Ace again" Predator just stood there, with a confused look on his face. "What wrong man, use Aerial Ace" He just stood there. "Ok whatever use Pursuit"
Before we had a chance Predator was lifted in the air by Drowzee's psychic energy and thrown into a near by wall. It then proceeded to run away.
"Like I'm going to let you go, use Pursuit" Predator jumped back up and flew towards Drowzee with dark energy surrounding him. He hit it and sent Drowzee flying into the wall.
"Okay, finish this up with a Fury Attack" Predator pecked at Drowzee several times knocking it out. "Let's go pokeball"
The ball hit Drowzee in the head and sucked it in. There wasn't much of a struggle before the ping was heard that indicated that the capture was complete.
"Sweet I caught a Drowzee"
After the fight I went back to the center to heal Predator and Drowzee up and the headed back to Drowzee's cave, where I sent him out.
'So you're my new trainer' it looked at me with sleepy eyes and a cat like smile, somehow.
"Hey there Drowzee, the reasons were back here is so I can find out something's" it just looked at me.
"You stole all this manga right?" it nodded
"I'm guessing that you are an otaku?" it nodded, but this time it had a grin.
My eye twinkled and I smirked. "Finally a pokemon like me and don't worry, were not going to return the manga. Allot of what's here is stuff I haven't read yet and I have allot of stuff you haven't read yet" it continued to look at me, going with what I have to say. "I'm aiming to be the champ" it slumped down, "oh boy this one is lazy" "But with the money we win, we can get more" it shot back up, nodding at me.
'Sounds good, but don't make me do to much'
"Sweet welcome to the team" I looked at my pokedex and found out it was a girl. "So you're a she" she just looked at me with that sleepy eye, cat smile face again with a thumb's up.
"You know who you remind me off" I pulled out one of my manga's and showed her the character. She smiled and agreed to it.
'It suits me'
Back at the center I was putting allot of the manga away into my PC system.
"That's allot of books you have there" Nurse Joy commented. I froze
"Well I like to read" She noticed Drowzee beside me
"Is that the cause of all the stolen items?"
"I don't know this is Konata" she smiled and gave Nurse Joy a thumb's up. "Well anyways we best be going now"
We were on our way, when Konata spotted a little boy reading something. Her eye twinkled before she used Confusion to swipe it.
"I knew it"
"Oh shit, book it" and with that we booked it to route 11.
Well not allot happened in this chapter, I was trying to be funny, but I think I failed.
I wasn't too creative with the name either. Oh well please review.