I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.

Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.


Passing through Route 7, we battled all the trainers here. Not too many were a problem, but some gave a challenge, but with the newly evolved Predator, we got through.

Right now I'm in a battle with this Biker.

"Man this guy is fat and he smell's worse than his pokemon" I looked at the fat Biker with his Koffing out.

"Use Sludge" the Koffing threw a blob of purple ooze which landed near me. That didn't help my situation.

"Firaga finish it with Ember"

'Gladly' the attack hit and burned the Koffing, finishing the match.

"Damn you kid"

"Just give me my money"

"Hey you wanna trade pokemon?"

"No"

"Well, I'm not paying, bye" he rode off as fast as he could.

"Hey Fatass, get back here" I yelled at him

'At least I can breathe again' Firaga said


We walked down the Route some more, until I ran into a familiar face.

"Hey Jon, what are you up to?" I greeted my friend and rival.

"Nothing, I almost got run over by this fat smelly biker" I sweat dropped at this. "Hey I caught a new pokemon; it needs to catch up to my other pokemon, so I wanna battle you"

Wow déjà vu. "Sure why not"

"It's going to be a two on two" he sent out his pokemon. It was this little red fox with six bushy tails, a Vulpix. I sent out Firaga.

"Use Quick Attack" it shot forward and rammed into Firaga stomach.

"Quick use Slash" Firaga slashed at its side.

"Use Ember"

"You know that won't work. Whatever, show him a real Ember" they both fired their attacks and they collided, with a small explosion at the center. Firaga's Ember eventually over powered Vulpix's and went straight at it. Although something weird happened, the embers started dancing around Vulpix and then it absorbed them.

"Now use Ember again" it fired the same attack, but only bigger. Firaga dodge the attack anyways and charged forward.

"Use Slash" once again it raked its claw across Vulpix's body, knocking it out.

"Damn we need to train more" he sent out his next pokemon.

"Doesn't matter, its two to one and – What the Hell Is That?" our mouths were a gaped. What we were looking at was a giant blue serpent.

"That is Gyarados. Magikarp's evolve form" he explained

"This use to be that useless fish" it didn't take that good, it roared which cause allot of the local trainers to come by and watch.

'We're boned' Firaga said

I was sweating. "Use Dragon Rage"

"Counter with your own"

Both pokemon fired a Dragon Rage attack, which collided and exploded in the air.

"Get in close and use Thunder Fang" using the smoke for cover, Firaga charged with his teeth sparking and bit down on Gyarados's tail. It roared in discomfort.

"Use Aqua Tail" its tail glowed blue and it smacked Firaga away. He struggled to get back up. "Now finish it with Dragon Rage" that ended Firaga's fight. I returned him and sent out Predator.

'Wow, this thing is huge'

"Predator concentrate, use Air Cutter" he slashed his wings through the air and sent razor like wind at Gyarados. "Now follow up with Aerial Ace" Gyarados was too distracted by the first attack he didn't notice Predator behind him until he struck.

"Gyarados use Ice Fang" Jon ordered. Gyarados teeth began to freeze over and he bit Predator.

"Use Fury Attack to get out of there" Predator pecked furiously at Gyarados's face until its jaw loosened and he flew away. I noticed Predator had some ice on its body.

"That did more damage than I thought, better keep it long range" "Use Air Cutter"

Jon just smiled mischievously. "Use Twister" Gyarados roared and the air around him span. It made a tornado that absorbed Predator's attack and then it moved towards Predator and sucked him in. Once the attack was over Predator landed with a thud.

"Well, you only won because I was caught off guard"

"Use whatever excuse you want. I won I beat you and I am awesome" he danced off, while I headed back to Lavender Town to heal my pokemon.


By the time I made it to the center and back to the spot I was at, it was starting to get dark. After a while I made it to this gate.

"This leads to Saffron and there is a Gym there, sweet" Me and Firaga entered, but didn't expect this to happen.

"You Shall Not Pass" the guard yelled at us.

"What" I said confused

"You Shall Not Pass"

"But how can I get to Saffron and then Celadon"

"Go through the Underground Path. There you will the path that answers your question" he then kicked us out and pointed to this house near by.

"YOU'RE A NERD" I yelled into the gate before we left.

'Your one to talk'


"Damn guard, won't let us into Saffron and then sends me into this place" It was poorly lit, one way passage way. I was lucky with Firaga's tail fire.

"It's dark and creepy in here" I started to think and get paranoid. "What if I get robbed or I get jumped or worse" I was shaking "What if I get raped. Okay now I'm freaking out. I'm too young to be defiled" Just then Firaga hit me, again.

He pointed and I saw a light, I ran to it, leaving Firaga in the dust.

'He fights a legendary, yet doesn't like the dark, I got a winner here'


I just exited Route 8 and I have one thing to say.

"Man that was the shortest route ever, of all time"

Finally I was in Celadon City.


So not much happened in this chapter, I won some matches and I lost to Jon. Next time some things will happen.

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