I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.
Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists
The next day I was about to leave the center when someone else who was trying to leave and bumped into me. It was a boy about my age, he wore a red vest, over a black t-shirt and blue pants with running shoes. To top it all off, he had a red hat over his brown hair, which shot out like spikes and he had brown eyes too.
"Sorry man, should have looked where I was going"
"Its fine, I'm still asleep anyways, I should have been looking too" I looked at him.
"Are you a trainer, you're here to get a badge too aren't you"
"No, I'm just here on some business. My name is Red, by the way"
"Mine's Eddy"
"Nice to meet you" he started heading down the street. "By the way, the Gym Leader here use's grass pokemon, but even with if you have an advantage she is tough. You might want to look around the city too, there some places you should check out and there is a secret place as well" with that he left.
"Secret, I know what were going to do today" I ran around trying to find it.
I looked for while until I got bored, then I found something else to do.
I noticed this babe nearby.
"Hey girl what are you doing tonight?"
"Not you" and she left, with me in the dirt, shot down.
"Ouch" I noticed another hotty around.
"Hey baby, I'm new around here, was hoping you would show me around?"
"Hey what are you doing with my girl?" I turned and saw this big looking dude.
"I'm screwed" "Just asking for a tour, ah bye" I ran away with him chasing after me.
I ran until he got tripped by something fast, but I didn't stay to find out what it was, I took a turn around a corner and ran until I knew I wouldn't get beat.
"Damn *pant* that sucked *pant* shot down twice *pant*. Few, I am out of shape" I saw this door.
"Wonder where this leads"
I entered and saw stairs; I kept going until I saw another door. When entered I was on the roof of the building. I saw this sign that says 'I KNOW EVERYTHING', I entered the door beside it and I saw this Karate dude.
"Hi"
"Hey there boy, sit down and listen to me" I sat down.
"There is nothing I don't know, like I wrote on the blackboard"
"That's a lie, you can't know everything"
"I know about the world of pokemon in your Game Boy Advance!"
"What are you talking about? You mean this?" i pulled out my Game Boy.
"Get together with your friends and enjoy trading"
"I am so confused"
"Okay now listen to my lesson"
"Oh shit, school, I don't want to learn"
"Shut Up and Listen" he yelled
"Yes sir" "I'm scared"
I sat there for about an hour, listening to this guy rant on about stuff I knew. He also talked about stuff I didn't know about, but its school, no one pays attention in school, except for nerds. He finally finished.
"Now for listening, I would like to give you a gift, sadly the last one I had, ran away. You may see an Eevee around town, that would be the pokemon, if you are interested then go ahead and catch it"
"Okay, see ya" and I ran out of there.
I left the building and noticed this little brown fox like thing.
"Oh an Eevee, sweet now it's going to be mine" I sent out Firaga, but it ran off, at a very fast pace. "Wow its fast, I'm not chasing after it" I headed towards the department store.
"This place is huge, how I am going to find anything"
"If you don't know where to look, come to us and we will fill you in" a receptionist answered
"Oh, well that's embarrassing"
I got what was needed and left. Outside was this girl wearing a kimono, seemed to be my age or older.
"Who cares, she is a beauty"
"Hi there, how would you like to show me around town?"
"I'm sure you can manage" she said
"Three in one day, ouch"
Next thing I know, my ear is being pulled by some other girl.
"Who do you think you are, trying to get a date with Erika? You pervert, you men are all the same"
"Well, if she won't how about you?"
She kicked me in the shin.
"No way"
"Oh come on you show me a good time and I show you"
"YOU PERVERTED DOG, JUST FOR THAT YOU ARE BANNED FROM CHALLENGING THE GYM" she screamed
"What, you can't do that"
"But I can" Erika spoke up "Until I see that you are worthy, I will not allow you to challenge me"
"That's not fair"
"Life isn't fair" she said and then they left. In the corner of the building a shadow watched.
Back on the shortest route on all time, we were doing some training and now we are having lunch. It was the usual, Firaga and Predator were playing with their food, throwing it in the air and catching it, Rena was quietly eating beside me; Konata and I were reading some manga and eating. I was also dealing with my anger like any other human being, drinking.
"Damn bitch, won't let me get my badge. She can go to hell"
"You made Erika or someone that works with her mad and now she won't let you into the gym, right?"
I looked and saw Red standing there. "Yeah, what's her problem?"
"They got something against men, I don't really know why, but once they get to know you then it will be fine. I had to do the same thing"
"Really, well what did you do to get back in?"
"That's something you have to do yourself"
We were all to pre-occupied with the conversation, we failed to notice something eating our lunch until it made a noise. We turned and saw Eevee there eating our lunch.
"Hehe" I walked slowly towards it. "That's right I mean no harm, I just want to catch you" I jumped at the last words, but it ran under me.
"Quick, everyone try and catch it" they all charged at it, but before they could get it, it moved and they crashed into each other. It stopped and started laughing at us, but it failed to notice me behind it.
"You think that's funny, eh" I grabbed it before it could run. "Ha, I win" I was wrong; it started to run with me holding on. "Shit its using Quick Attack" it dragged me around for a bit, until it came between two trees and only it could fit between them and I crashed.
"Dammit, that's twice it got away" I heard Red laughing his ass off.
"Oh man, that was too funny"
"Yeah, laugh at me" he then looked at Firaga
"I just noticed your Charmeleon is a shiny"
"Yeah, that's how Firaga gets attention"
"Well, your pokemon look well trained and from what I've seen, they all have some interesting personalities. They say pokemon pick up traits from their trainer"
"So I've been told" remembering back to Giovanni when he said the same thing. "Still don't know if that's a compliment or an insult"
"Well I gotta go, I have more things to do in the next town, see ya" and he left, while we went back to our lunch.
I went back to the center and found Nurse Joy standing there.
"Hello, have you seen a trainer in red, he forgot something"
"Oh that's Red"
"His name is Red, odd, anyways he forgot this, could you return it to him?" she handed me this night vision goggle like thing.
"Sure, when I see him again, I'll return them to him" I got my pokemon healed and then I wondered the town some more, until I ran into a familiar face again.
"Hi Erika"
"You're still in this city, you should leave and I am not going to battle you until you prove your worth"
"Whatever, I'm leaving until get a battle out you" I pulled out a candy bar, unwrapped it and was about to take a bite when it was taken from me. Once again Eevee had taken my food and he looked happy about it.
"Okay that's it" I ran at it and it jumped over me.
"I'm not letting you get away" I jumped at it, but it tackled me. "So you wanna fight" it nodded. "Let me say one thing, I don't like to hurt pokemon, but I'll make this one exception. Okay let's go"
I jumped again, but it ran under, so I landed and leaped at it again. It used Tackle again to get the better of me and hit. I tumbled a bit away, but got back up again. I looked to see that it wasn't there anymore; I looked around, but got hit in the back. I looked and saw I stick nearby, so I picked it up. I took a stance and it charged, but then all I knew is that it was already in front of me and had tackled me.
"Damn it's fast"
When it rebounded off of me, I swung my stick and sent it back.
"Great now I feel bad", but not for long, because the next thing i knew, it had used Quick Attack and struck.
I swung my stick again, but this time it caught it in its mouth. I tried to shake it off, but it wouldn't let go, just then it broke it. While it was in the air, I saw a chance and I took it, I rammed it myself and it flew. I then leaped again and grabbed it, but it bit my arm. It flailed in my arms while I tried to hold on, but I got tired after a minute. It got out of my arms and I dropped to the ground.
"Okay, leave the pokemon battling to the pokemon"
"Alright, I give up you win" it looked at me with a smile. I had just noticed that a crowd had gathered around to watch me fight. A lot of them were laughing. Eevee on the other hand had walked up to me and laid down in my lap.
"I'm guessing you're tired too" it looked up at me with a smile and bounced up and down. "Man your hyper; did you just want to play?"
It nodded. 'Yup'
"Say, you want to come along with me?" it nodded "Are you a boy?" he nodded again. I pulled out a pokeball from my bag and tapped Eevee with it; he went in without any trouble, then I let him out. Erika came up to me.
"What a weird relationship you have with pokemon. How did you know that it wanted to play?"
"I don't know, just kind of figured it out while we were fighting. Doesn't matter, I got a new party member" I smiled at him and he jumped up onto my shoulder. I heard Erika giggle.
"Men are so barbaric" she giggled again. "Come to the gym later, I wish to challenge you, what is your name"
I smiled at her. "My name is Eddy"
"Alright Eddy, see you later"
"Sweet" I left real quickly to the center to heal up Eevee.
I don't really know what I was thinking here, human vs. pokemon, it just kind of came to me, tell me what you thought of it and no hardcore flamming, just a simple it was fine or not.
Anyways I met Red, got an Eevee and next I'll be taking on Erika.
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