I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.

Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.

Author's Note: To those who ask, no the pokemon do not talk and the humans do not understand them, I, the author, am only translating what they are saying.

"Its sooooo creepy; you'll protect me Red, won't you?" Green said as she held onto his arm and batted her eyelashes.

We were back in the Pokemon Tower. None of the ghosts had bothered us. According to the Silph. Scope they were actually Gastly.

Red was more nervous about something else. "Ah yeah, sure"

Red had told me that Green does flirt with guys to get something she wants, so I'm trying to figure out what it is.

"What could he have?"

"Green what do you really want?"

"I want you to take me to that mountain"

"A mountain"

"Green I've told you-"

"Intruders Be Gone or Your Souls Shall Be Mine" A ghost appeared in front of us.

"Red, what the does the Silph. Scope say about its identity?"

Red gasped after looking at it.

"It's actually a ghost"

"What! There's no way that can be right"

Another ghost then appeared beside it.

"Muhahahaha , You Foolish Ghouls" the new ghost said.

"Wait, Did You Just Say Foolish Ghouls?"

"Did I? I Meant You Foolish Fools Muhahahaha"

"No, No, No, You Can Not Screw Up a Single Line or They Won't Be Scared"

"Just Like The Last Bunch Were Scared, There They Are On The Top Floor Wetting Themselves. Yup You Did a Good Job Scaring Them"

I didn't know whether to be afraid or to laugh.

"Well What Can We Do? We Can't Fight Them and There's That Other Ghost That Is Extremely Not Happy"

"Yes Even If Were To Get Up There We Wouldn't Be Able To Hit Them. What If We Get Someone Else To Fight For Us? I'll Go Find Some Of The Wild Pokemon To Help" The first ghost left.

"Um, excuse me"

"What Is It? Wait A Second" it disappeared.

"AHHH!" Red and I turned to see Green missing.

"Hmhmhmhm Now You Two Must Help Get Rid Of Those Unwanted Intruders If You Want The Female Back"

"That's not fair, you can teleport. You suck"

"And Now I Make My Escape With My Fleshy Hostage Never To Be Seen Again! Unless I Want To Be Seen. In Which Case, If I See You Before You See Me, Look Out!" With that, it left.

We were dumbfounded. I really didn't know how to respond to all of this.

"Um, so we continue heading upstairs?" I asked.

"Yeah, I think" Red answered.

"You think we should've said something about us going up there anyways"

"Probably should of. Dammit it took Green. Were down a man"

"A woman"

"Shut up"

"Hey let me go!" a suspended Green commanded.

"Sorry, But We Need Those Two Friends Of Yours To Get Rid Of That Ghost Pokemon. We Can't Get Up Stairs And Get Rid Of Those Intruders", the first ghost explained.

"And With You As Our Hostage, Those Two Will Now Have No Choice But To Go Up There And Get Rid Of That Other Spirit Hmhmhmhm"

"You do know that we were going up there anyways and by going up there we were probably going to fight that ghost and the guys up top"

The ghost just floated there.

"Well This Is A Bit Awkward" the annoying ghost pointed out.

"How do you deal with him?"

"I Really Don't Know"

We have been running up stairs and through floors for a bit now and knowing me…

"Damn, how many *pant* stairs are we going *pant* to run up?" I panted.

"We haven't run that much yet. Man your out of shape…"

"Screw you; I'm a walking person, not running"

"Whatever, we have to be close now"

"Be Gone …. Intruders" a voice whispered near the next set of stairs. Another ghost had appeared.

Looking through his Silph. Scope. Red stated, "It's a Marowak"

"A what?"

The ghost began to take shape. It had a brown body that stood on both legs, had a tail, a skull-like head and was holding a bone in one hand.

"It's a ground type, so a grass or water pokemon would be best." Red advised me.

I released Rena and he released this big green dinosaur with a giant flower on its back.

'Venusaur' it roared. It looked at Rena. 'Am I fighting you?'

'No, we're fighting that pokemon over there' she explained.

"Are they seriously introducing themselves to each other right now?" Red asked.

"I don't know" I replied without a care. "Although at times I wish I knew what my pokemon were saying"

Marowak didn't hesitate to take the opening and leaped right at Venusaur.

"Stop it with Aqua Jet"

Before Marowak could strike, Rena intercepted, ramming the angered pokemon.

"Hey, distract it for a little, we'll take it out in one hit!"

"Okay." I replied.

Marowak threw its bone and it span in the air. Rena jumped out of the way, but the bone u-turned and hit.

"Use Absorb"

Rena faced where Marowak was, but it wasn't there. It appeared right behind and whacked her again, then vanished again. This time it reappeared above Venasaur and head butted it in the face.

"I said distract it", Red disappointedly sneered with a raised eyebrow.

"It kind of hard to distract a ghost"

Rena fired a Mud Shot at Marowak, only for it to fly upwards to dodge.

"Quick Aqua Jet" Rena again shot towards Marowak like a bullet but it countered Rena by hitting her like she was a baseball.

"Red, how long do we have to continue?"

"I'll tell you when we're ready since there isn't a lot of sunlight in here"

Our attention was brought back to the battle by a crash. Marowak had been knocked into some graves by Rena and she didn't look too happy.

'So you like to juggle people, eh'

Marowak just glared at her.

"Hey, do you feel some kind of dark aura?" Red asked.

'Saur' Venasaur seemed to be affected by it as well.

"Use Mud Shot"

Rena fired a Mud Shot, but instead of a straight shot, she spread it, causing Marowak to start scratching its eyes in a state of temporary blindness. Just as its sight had begun to return, Rena had already gotten under and used Aqua Jet to send it airborne. Then with a barrage of multiple Aqua Jets Marowak was sent juggling into the air.

'Saur'

"Hey we're ready here, just pin it down!"

"Rena pin it down with Mud Shot!"

Rena used her momentum to get above Marowak, before sending it flying into the ground and pinning it with a pile of mud. Marowak struggled to get out.

"Now fire Solar Beam"

Venasaur stood on its front legs, pointing its flower at Marowak and unleashed a large beam of blinding white light that engulfed Marowak. When the attack ended, Marowak was lying unconscious and there was a giant hole in the wall directly behind it.

"We're so in trouble for that."

"We'll fix it later. For now let's go up and take out the Rockets."

Green was kidnapped by ghost, a ghost Marowak attacked us and we blew a hole in the wall of a grave tower.

Next time we fight the Rockets and someone new shows up.

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