I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.
Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.
Author's Note: To those who ask, no the pokemon do not talk and the humans do not understand them, I, the author, am only translating what they are saying.
After the incident at the Pokemon Tower we stopped at Mr. Fuji's home. We discuss what happened and he also gave me this flute that can wake anything up when played. Too bad he didn't teach me how to play it...
Afterwards, I parted from Red and Green, and we went our separate ways; and now I am currently back in Celadon City. Walking side by side with Firaga, our stomachs growled.
"Man I am starving" I whined. Back in the tower the priest and priestess caught us and forced us pay for the damages to the wall and the top floor.
"Stupid tower, not being durable enough"
I heard a noise and I turned to see Firaga sniffing the air.
'There' he ran to the south side of town and I followed, not knowing where I was being leaded.
When we stopped we were in front of a café. Our mouths were moist as we looked at the foods through the window. I began to tear up as I looked at my empty wallet. Knowing we couldn't eat anything we walked away with our heads hung low.
Listening to the sound of water was pretty relaxing for me and apparently for Firaga too. It was a little too relaxing as we had fallen asleep on a bench beside the Celadon fountain in the town square. Obviously I was drawing attention to myself by doing this, but who cares. Being asleep I failed to notice what was going on within my surroundings. There was the sound of engines, the crowd of people turned in fear trying to get away, but were stopped when a few bikers had cut off their route.
"Alright folks, you know how it is," one of the bikers pulled out a bag and held it open. "Put the money in the bag."
The people pulled out what cash they had and placed it within the bag. One guy spoke out though.
"Why should we listen to you, Erika will stop you"
He was then punched in the stomach and thrown to the ground. The guy who punched him was this big bold fat guy in a leather jacket.
"You should listen because if ya don't, you're gonna get a beating. Also, your leaders place is at the other side of town, she ain't gonna get here in time to stop us. Now stop wastin' our time and give us your dough"
After a few minutes everyone in the area had paid up.
"That's everyone sir."
"Good, now lea—Hey, what about that guy?" he pointed at my sleeping form on the bench.
"Didn't see 'im"
The leader grabbed the bag and walked in my direction. "I'll get this one"
"HEY WAKE UP!" he yelled.
I stirred and sat up as the yelling had woken me up. I rubbed my eyes and shook Firaga awake as well.
"Sleep well buddy?" he responded with a grumble.
"Hey kid." I looked up and saw this fat guy.
"I ain't a kid"
"Whatever just give me all your money"
"I don't have any"
His face scowled. "Well then give me your valuables"
"Don't have any"
He was getting irritated. He noticed Firaga and my pokeballs.
"Then give me your pokemon. That should fetch some money"
"It's not a 'that', it's a 'he'."
"Don't care, give 'em to me."
"No."
"Don't you know who I am?" I pointed to himself.
"An eclipse." noted that he was blocking my sun. Firaga snickered at the comment.
His face became red and he was fuming now. "NO, I'm the leader of the Kanto Federation!"
"The what?"
"We're a biker gang that runs Kanto, everyone in Kanto fears us. I'm the leader Cue"
I stared at him with a dumbstruck face. "I though that was Team Rocket"
The wrinkles on his face showed that he had enough. "That's it, I'm not gonna let you make fun of us! Everyone, send out a pokemon!"
All the bikers threw their pokeballs out and revealed their teams. Some Koffings, this little pig monkey called Mankey, some Machop's, and this pile of purple slime called Grimer. I sent out Predator and Konata. I looked at the situation.
"Shouldn't be too hard. Aerial Ace, Confusion, Flamethrower"
"Attack!" the biker gang yelled.
Their pokemon leaped at mine, who grabbed onto Predator's legs and flew upwards. Firaga and Konata dropped to allow Predator to swoop around quickly and strike several Mankey's, Machop's, and Grimer's, knocking most of them out. Konata then used Confusion and mentally attack the rest. The one's who hadn't lost consciousness were held still to be hit by Flamethrower and then knocked out.
With my head held high, I proudly declared. "Yup, wasn't too hard"
'This was my prey, wasn't worth my time' Predator said with his eyes half closed in a bored expression.
'I hope there's some kind of leader we need to have showdown with' Konata said. 'Drow' she called to me and motion for a book.
'I wasn't even needed here' Firaga grumbled.
"You idiots! How'd ya lose to one guy?" the leader screamed, with his face completely red.
"Dude you look like a tomato" I laughed holding my gut.
What? He did look like one.
That completely threw him of the edge.
"I've had it. Everyone use your strongest and I'll join in too"
Six more pokeballs were thrown. The grunts sent out two Machoke's, a Weezing, and what looked like a bigger version of the pig monkey, but hairier, more angry, and with boxing gloves, Primeape. The leader sent out a Weezing of his own and a bigger pile of purple slime, a Muk.
Being the otaku that we are, Konata and I snickered at what we thought of.
"What's so funny now?" Cue asked.
"Muk spelled backwards is Kum" I couldn't hold it in any longer and dropped to the ground laughing. "Ow my gut"
Everyone just stared at me with the expression that said 'Is he serious?'
"Ima enjoy whoopin' you…" Cue was beyond mad now; he was so mad that he looked calm.
Their pokemon charged forward, but were held back by Konata's Confusion. Firaga was about to fire an attack when he was punched in the face by Primeape, who avoided Konata's attack. It charged again at Firaga with its fist glowing.
"Hit it with Flamethrower"
Firaga ducked under the punch and let out a Flamethrower. Primeape jumped back, patting the fire on its fur out.
'How Dare You Set Me On Fire. ARRG' Primeape shrieked and went to attack Firaga again, who retaliated with Slash. I turned back to Predator and Konata.
"Firaga will be fine on his own. Use Hypnosis and Air Cutter"
Konata sent a psychic wave from her eyes which put the biker's pokemon to sleep and as they were distracted Predator let loose a barrage of razor sharp wind at the sleeping pokemon. All the sudden one of the Machoke's ran and punched Konata, then flipped her over itself.
"He can't be put to sleep" a biker yelled at me.
"Damn, Predator use Aerial Ace"
Predator flew towards Machoke and pushed it off Konata.
"Reversal"
While being pushed by Predator's attack, Machoke glowed red and grabbed Predator's neck, throwing him at a tree.
"Konata help him out!"
"Muk, Weezing, use Sludge Bomb" Konata was stunned be the sudden attack, unable to defend herself. The force blew her back.
"Now Machoke use-" he was cut by a flying Primeape that crashed into said Machoke.
'I'm back'
Firaga ran towards Weezing and racked his claw across Weezing's body. He was then hit by boulders thrown by one of the Machoke's. Who was then picked up by Predator and dropped on his other teammates.
"Use Sludge Bomb!"
"Steel Wing!"
Muk again shot a ball of toxin, but deflected back at him by Predator's metallic wing. All of a sudden, Weezing charged and took down Predator.
"Regroup!" I ordered. My pokemon jumped back to my side. I was sweating and had a worried expression on my face. "Man this is harder then I thought, these guys aren't as weak as Team Rocket, what should I do?" While contemplating on my next move, I failed to notice one of the bikers had snuck behind me and swiped my bag.
"Let's see what you have in here"
The biker opened my bag a bit before I grabbed the other end. We pulled on it like a game of tug-o-war before he let go and I fell back. The manga I kept in there fell out and one of the books had flown and landed near Cue. He picked it up and examined it.
"This is what you keep with you? Worthless. I'm for sure gonna take your pokemon instead of this shit" he ripped the manga he held, dropped it on the ground and stomped on it.
I froze, I felt my blood boil. "How dare he destroy one of my books…? He will PAY."
Just as the anger in me stirred, it stirred within Konata as well. She was emitting a dangerous aura.
'You Are So Going To Pay For That'
She let out a battle cry from her trunk and then was enveloped by a bright light. All of a sudden the bikers and their pokemon were surrounded by a blue light and lifted off the ground. Konata grew then grew taller and she became skinnier. When the light faded, in place of Drowzee was something that was all yellow, had longer arms and legs then a Drowzee, had white fur around its neck, had a round head with pointy ears, and was also holding a medallion coin on a string. Konata had evolved into a Hypno.
"Bring them all together"
Konata, with her new stronger powers, brought them all in one place, floating in the air.
"Now use Psychic" she crushed them with her attack, but only enough to hurt them.
"Please put us down, we'll leave peacefully!" Cue begged.
"Hey those guys stole all our money, could you please get our stuff back?" someone from the crowd ask, pointing to the biker with the bag.
"Konata bring me the bag." I was astonished by how she could hold the whole gang up, while using that same power to bring me a bag. I turned to the crowd and threw the bag near them.
"Alright folks, take back what you gave" I turned back to the bikers.
"As for you Konata I, say a reward is well needed" money began to float out of their pants and to my hand.
"Okay, now you can put them down"
She slammed them into the ground and just as they were let go, they returned their pokemon, hopped on their bikes, and fled as fast as they could in a panic.
"Good job guys" I congratulated my pokemon, before returning Konata and Predator. I turned to see the civilians standing in front of me.
"Um, can I help you?" I asked.
"You've done enough, you stopped the Kanto Federation from harassing us. We owe you."
Our stomach's growled at that moment.
"I know how we can pay you back" This happy looking man spoke up. "I own the café on the other side of town, how about all you can eat, no pay at all"
Our eyes sparkled and our mouths began to drool.
Waiters were all exhausted and sitting at the counter.
"Hey boss, is this all right"
"Yup I said all he could eat" he looked at my table, seeing me and my pokemon devouring the large amount of food they had made. "Even if he eats more than a Snorlax"
While I was eating, I didn't notice the figure coming up behind me and touched my shoulder.
"Hello Eddy, it's nice to see you again" this voice. I turned to see Erika.
"Waz up Eriko. Wha cam I do fo yo" like an idiot talking with my mouth full, but she understood me somehow.
"Nothing really, I just wanted to thank you for driving away those bikers and to give you this as a thank you." she handed me this black rock.
I gulped my food. "What's this?"
"It's charcoal; it raises the power of fire attacks. Anyways I must be off, there are trainers waiting"
As she left I looked back at the black rock.
"Raises fire power. Cool" I put the charcoal in my bag and returned to eating.
Konata finally evolved and if you're ever at a park or somewhere that has a fountain, don't fall asleep there. People will think you are some kind of idiot or bum.
Also for those who face palm because of the Muk joke, I apologize for it. Why Erika gave me Charcoal, I don't know, she just did.
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