I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.
Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.
Author's Note: To those who ask, no the pokemon do not talk and the humans do not understand them, I, the author, am only translating what they are saying.
"Now this is awesome!" I yelled enthusiastically standing there in my red trunks. "The sun, the sand, the waves, and the BABES"
A blush crept along my face as I was looking at said babes. My pokemon were standing beside me, wondering why I'm yelling.
'What babes would want him?' Firaga asked.
'As long as they don't see it trying to poke out, I think he'll be good' Konata replied.
'It?' a curious Rena asked.
Konata's eyes shined.
"Alright guys, let's go find a spot" I took a step before hearing a shriek from behind me. I turned to see Rena fainted on the ground and Konata beside her smiling.
"What happened there?"
We found a spot not too close to the water, but that couldn't be helped.
"So your just gonna nap here all day?" I said slightly irritated.
Firaga just nodded and laid down.
"You could at least have fun with some of the other trainer's pokemon"
He grunted and waved me off.
"Whatever"
I ran to where Rena and Yoruichi were at, the only two actually swimming. Predator was flying around with a bunch of other bird pokemon, while Konata was making sand structures with other pokemon and children.
"Okay is everybody ready?" I asked excitedly. I got a few yups and pokemon cries, we were about to race a few other trainers. "So first one to that rock out there and back" I pointed to a huge rock not to far off, but still pretty far.
"Go" we cried as we swan forward trying to overtake each other. Surprisingly all the non-water type pokemon were keeping up. As we approached the rock, the tide shifted a bit and it became a little harder to move forward.
"Oh no" I heard this chick, one of the swimmers, say in distress. "Let's turn around"
"What are you, a wimp?" I said rather arrogantly.
"Wha- No way" she swam faster to catch up to us.
I finally reached, then turned to swim back. I saw that a few people and pokemon were ahead and that Yoruichi was ahead of me too and matching Rena and the other water types. I wasn't going to let myself lose, so I increased my pace, but then my body, started to feel like it was being lifted.
"Aw Crap! This Is What I Was Worried About!" I heard the same girl yell. I heard the other racers and pokemon scream, so I turned and I started to freak out when I saw that a huge wave had formed and I was being pulled in.
"Oh Shi-" was all I could manage before I was pulled inside the wave like the others, before it crashed onto the shore. We all groaned from the impact.
"Man, that hurt like a bitch" I pushed myself, but found some extra weight on me. I saw the same girl I was talking to before lying on top of me. She pushed herself up and looked at me. She had purple hair that reached to her shoulders, dark brown eyes, and looked around my age, probably a year or two younger. Also she was wearing a two piece purple swim suit. May I note that she looked angry.
"You idiot! This was all your fault" she yelled angrily in my face.
"And how is it my fault?"
"Because you're the one who came up with this"
"You didn't have to continue, you could've turned back"
"And let you get away with calling me a wimp, never"
"I still don't see how it was my fault, just because I called you a wimp doesn't mean it's my fault, you could've let it go and turned back if you notice something wrong"
She opened her mouth to respond, but couldn't think of one.
"So, how long are you gonna sit like that?" I asked. She looked at herself and noticed that her top had almost completely fallen off, while her bottom piece had been pulled down enough to get a small glimpse of what's there. Her face was all red now; it was mixed between anger and embarrassment.
"Like I'm flattered and all"
"PERVERT! *slap*"
I winced in pain as I tried to nurture my hand-printed cheek.
"What the hell was that for? I didn't do anything"
She fixed her swim suit and turned around with an irritated look.
"Shut up, it was your fault that this happened"
I was about to reply when we saw a blast of fire in the sky.
"What was that?"
"I bet I know" I ran off in the direction of the flame.
"Hey don't just run away, I'm not done with you" and she followed.
I saw a crowd of people around where my stuff was and knew I was right when I saw another blast of fire appear, this time actually burning somethings.
"Hey my camera!" I heard.
I pushed my way through the crowd and reached Firaga, who let loose another Flamethrower. "Alright folks nothing to see here, just leave"
"Don't tell us to leave, it's a shiny and I gotta have a picture"
"Did I say you could take a picture of my pokemon, leave before I have you arrested for harassing my pokemon"
"Make us"
Ok now I was mad.
"You know what, Firaga go ahead and burn shit"
He smiled wickedly.
'Sweet' he opened his mouth and let loose a stream a fire, incinerating the crowd's cameras and a few clothes. The crowd finally dispersed and I just noticed that the purple haired girl had followed me as she was walking up to me.
"Cool a shiny" she stared in awe.
"You know if your gonna follow me, you might as well tell me your name"
"You should introduce yourself first, be a man" she folded her arms across her chest and turned her head with a huff.
"Maybe you shouldn't act like a child"
She threw her arms done and started yelling. "I Am Not Acting Like A Child. Fine I'll Tell You My Name, It's Janine" (Who saw that coming, lets here it from any of you)
I unplugged my ears. "Ok you don't gotta yell, my name's Eddy"
She crossed her arms again. "So anyways I wasn't following you, I just wasn't finished yelling at you"
"Right, I believe you" obviously not.
"It's true"
"Rig…. Oh boy" I noticed Rena slowly making her way to me, helping a dizzy Yoruichi.
'Did someone get that waves number?'
'What number?' Rena questioned.
I picked the soaked pokemon and placed him on my towel. I dried him off and got him some water. "Poor guy, wave must've spun you silly"
"Awesome"
"What is?" I turned and saw Janine inspecting Rena.
"Not only do you have a shiny, but a fossil pokemon as well"
"Yeah, is it really that interesting?" she seemed slightly irritated with that comment.
"Yes it is" she said in a stern voice.
"Yesh, calm down a bit. Oh hey Konata" Konata walked up to my bag, pulled out two bottles and handed me one.
"Oh thanks, have you been having fun?" Completely ignoring Janine now, I got a nod while she opened the bottles with her powers.
"Hey don't ignore me" I heard her whine. "And another thing, you shouldn't be drinking, your underage and a pokemon shouldn't drink either" she scolded.
"Man your stiff, loosen up"
"I Am Not Stiff" she yelled. "Sorry if I seem that way, it was just the way I was raised, but I can be fun" I just laughed at her.
"Chill I'm joking around"
She seemed to calm down a bit. "I know tha-" interrupted by Yoruichi tackling her.
"Looks like your feeling better" she said lying on the ground with Yoruichi on her chest. She pushed herself up and held him up in front of her. "Playful little guy ain't he"
She played with Yoruichi while I dried in the sun until my stomach growled. So I grabbed my stuff and took myself and my pokemon to the beach restaurant, but there was one problem.
"Why are you still following me?" I questioned the purple haired girl.
"I'm not following you and I am also hungry and going in the same direction"
"Okay then"
I heard a cry and saw Predator flying down to us.
"Bout time you showed up"
'Whatever, let's eat'
We finally got to the shack and got to a table.
"I'll return soon with your order" the waitress said.
"Thank you" I turned back to Janine to see her with this purple fuzz ball with big red eyes. It was a Venonat.
"Um, is that yours?"
"Yeah she's mine"
"Um, where were you hiding the pokeball?" now this was awkward.
She just put on a smug face and replied. "A secret you'll never know"
I just left it with that as our food had come. We ate and talked a bit, until we noticed a few trainers walking by, some of them crying.
"Hey what happened?" I called out.
"There's this trainer that's been beating everybody that challenges him" one of them said.
"And your crying cause you lost"
"No, it's what his pokemon did to our pokemon"
"Yeah, I've heard rumors about that" Janine said.
"It's just so horrible, my pokemon are probably scarred for life" they continued on their way to the center.
"Sounds interesting, let's check it out" I finished the last of my food and got up.
"We shouldn't"
"Why?"
"Well, I heard that his pokemon-"
We were walking across rocks near the beach with Firaga and Venonat following close behind.
"I can't believe you dragged me into this" Janine whined.
I just smiled back. "It was either wash dishes or show me where he is" Janine had forgotten to bring money with her.
We heard a cry and ran towards it, when we got there we saw another trainer running away in distress, while holding his pokemon. We saw another pokemon on out. It was a blue jellyfish like thing, with two giant red orbs on the top blue part and a smaller orb just under the bigger ones. Its lower body was a small black round part with two eyes, had two beak like appendages and a couple of tentacles flailing around.
"Good job Tentacruel, Ah ha ha, ah ha ha ha ha" I heard someone laugh.
I groaned as I face-palm, walking into his sight.
"I should've known it was you, only you would let your pokemon defile other pokemon"
"Oh hey Eddy, how've you been?" Jon asked happily.
"Not bad, things have been a bit weird, but overall not bad" I replied, my expression changing to a happy one. Janine stood their confused.
"You know each other"
"Yup, we're friends and rivals"
"Saur" I noticed an Ivysaur standing beside him, trying to get Firaga's attention. He walked over and began chatting with Ivysaur and Tentacruel.
'Yo what's up?'
'Not much, we're training the new guy'
"Oh Salem's over there, doing some mental training with his pokemon" Jon pointed to two figures sitting down in front of each other. We walked over and I saw Salem sitting in front of this yellow humanoid looking pokemon. It looked a little like a fox, with two big spoons and a mustache. My pokedex called it an Alakazam.
"Yo Salem, where'd you get one of those?" I pointed to his Alakazam.
He opened his eyes and looked at me.
"Oh I met this guy who wanted to a Golduck and traded me his Kadabra for Golduck"
"Nice"
"Yeah great thing is that it only evolves during a trade"
"Wait some pokemon evolve through trading, didn't know that" Jon said.
"Me too" I popped in.
We continued talking about recent things.
"Stop Ignoring Me!" Janine shouted.
"Hey haven't we met before?" Salem asked.
"Yeah you two beat my father the other day"
"Oh right"
I looked at them dumbfounded. "Your fath-" I was interrupted by a kunai landed in front of my foot.
"Janine! Your late" This guy with purple hair and dressed like a ninja appeared out of nowhere. We just noticed that the sun was about to set.
"Oh sorry father! Please forgive me" Janine panicked a bit.
"Its alright, who is this?" He pointed at me.
"Oh this is Eddy, I just met him today" she gave a quick explanation about what happened today. She then turned to me.
"Eddy, this is my father Koga, he's the Gym Leader of Fuchsia City"
My eyebrow rose in interest and a smile appeared on my face.
"Really, well then I challenge you to a fight!" I pointed at him in excitement.
"Right here?" I nodded and he began to laugh. "You are very impatient, but you seem interesting. We will fight tomorrow"
I groaned in disappointment. "Fine, but prepare to lose"
"We will see, Janine let's go home"
"Alright father, see you tomorrow Eddy" She waved and then they both disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"So you guys fought him already" Salem and Jon nodded. "Alright help me prepare"
"Okay, but we wanna watch"
"Alright let's go"
We called it a day and went back to the center.
This was a filler chapter, just to introduce some people and bring old ones back.
Anyways next time, we return to the plot and have another battle.
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