I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.
Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.
Author's Note: To those who ask, no the pokemon do not talk and the humans do not understand them, I, the author, am only translating what they are saying.
"Hey Rena, try not to scare away the fish."
Rena simply nodded at me and went back to swimming. I continued to fish, sitting on the bridge that traveled through Route 12. Rena and Yoruichi were playing in the water, Konata reading, finally Predator and Firaga sleeping.
This man in a shack nearby had offered me a fishing rod if I could catch the biggest Magikarp ever and I took the offer. Why? I'll never know. Yoruichi walked near me and shook himself dry.
"Just cause you're wet doesn't mean I wanna be wet"
He just smiled at me and laid beside me. The line then tugged and I was pulled forward.
"Alright, here's another one" I pulled back, fighting against whatever was pulling on the line. "Come …. To …. Daddy" I pulled in as hard as I could and a huge Magikarp came flying out of the water. As soon as it landed, I tossed a pokeball at it and heard the ball ping: the Magikarp wasn't putting up a fight.
I ran back to the shack, Yoruichi following close behind. I opened the door and saw the man sitting at his table, doing something.
"Hey, I caught a big one!" I said enthusiastically. He jumped out of his chair and came over to me.
"Let me see" he snatched the pokeball from my hand and released the Magikarp in a tank. He started to measure and weigh it.
"Yes!" he yelled. "This is the biggest Magikarp I have ever seen. Thank you very much"
"No problem" I scratched the back of my head. "Do I get some kind a reward or is the rod just it" I thought and then something caught my attention.
"Hey, why do you wear those rainbow suspenders?" I asked, pointing at the suspenders holding up his pants.
"I could tell you, but I'd rather show you, through interpretive dance" he began to dance interpretively to 70's music. I stared wide eyed, very confused at what I was watching, then spotted a way out. I stomped my heel onto Yoruichi's tail and he cried.
"Oh, crying pokemon, I'll take him outside" I picked him up and ran.
"I'm really sorry for that, I had to get out of there" I apologized to Yoruichi, who I was holding in my arms. He still wasn't too happy. I continued to apologize to the Eevee while walking along the bridge, not looking where I was going. Then I bumped into something big and bounced off it onto my butt.
"What the hell" I said. I looked at what was blocking my way and recognized it immediately. "It's Still Here!" I yelled. In front of me, was the same Snorlax that attacked me last time I set foot in this route.
"STUPID THING, MOVE OUTTA THE WAY SO I CAN PASS!" I yelled in its ear. That woke it up. It sat up, looking around for what disturbed its sleep. Then it noticed me and got angry.
'You again'
"You're gonna move from this spot now!" I ordered angrily.
Instead it stood up and took a battle pose. Yoruichi stood in front of me and crouched, preparing to pounce on the overweight pokemon. Snorlax curled up and rolled towards Yoruichi, who jumped out of the way. Snorlax somehow u-turned on the narrow path and sped up faster than before, but Yoruichi dodged again. He continued speeding up, but was unable to match Yoruichi's speed. Then it stopped.
"Now Quick Attack and then Bite"
Yoruichi ran forward quickly and hit Snorlax, but he bounced off its belly, leaving himself open. Snorlax raised its right arm and smacked the Eevee away.
"Damn. Everyone help out!"
I released my other pokemon. They tensed up, remembering last time we encountered Snorlax.
"Use Flamethrower, Air Cutter, Mud Shot, Psychic"
All of them sent forth their respective attacks, dealing a good amount of damage to the pokemon. Snorlax charged forward, quite quickly for something of that size, with a pink aura around it and when it hit, all of us were thrown backwards.
I slowly pushed myself up. "Okay, let's not get hit by that."
We all got back on our feet, but Snorlax had fallen asleep. He looked rejuvenated as its injuries were gone. Then somehow it ate a berry and woke up.
"Um, okay. Rena Aqua Jet" she propelled forward in a cloak of water, striking its head and causing Snorlax to topple back, but not for long.
"Predator Drill Peck" he flew like a drill, again pushing Snorlax back.
"Firaga, Flamethrower!" Snorlax was then engulfed by the flames. It looked worried, so it fell asleep again, its injuries started disappearing. It began snoring in its sleep really loudly and the noise somehow affected my pokemon.
"Konata, Dream Eater" the peaceful face of the sleeping pokemon looked disgruntled and looked pained. All the while Konata looked better.
"Yoruichi, Quick Attack and aim for its head!" The fox-like pokemon did just that, gathering enough speed, then jumping and making contact with the opponents head, but the attack had woken it up once more, looking even angrier than before.
Snorlax then did something unexpected. Somehow with all the body weight, it jumped up in the air and then came plummeting down, belly first.
"Shit, Move Now!" I yelled and we ran. While we barely avoided the attack, Snorlax crashed behind us, the brute impact of the force destroying part of the bridge. Snorlax emerged from the river, soaked entirely.
I smirked at the situation. "Now's our chance" I said pointing at the overweight pokemon. "Firaga Thunder Fang!"
He charged. 'Been awhile since I've used this' his fangs started sparking and he bit down on Snorlax, causing electricity to go surging throughout its body and the river.
"Yoruichi finish it with Take Down!"
Yoruichi recklessly ran at his opponent and collided with its head. Snorlax then fell backwards into the water, laying there and floating on the river, the current taking it down the river.
I watched it wash away and chuckled. "That's oughta be funny to people"
I returned my pokemon and turned to leave, but I heard a voice.
"What's going on here?" I heard someone yell from the other side of the destroyed bridge. I turned to see Officer Jenny.
"Why did you destroy the bridge?" she accused me.
"I didn't, it was the Snorlax" I said slightly irritated from the accusation.
She looked at me with an unbelieving face. "And just where is this Snorlax?"
I pointed down the river. "It's floating down"
"Oh really?" she said in a sarcastic voice. She looked at me slightly confused. "Haven't I seen you before? Wait, you're the boy with the pokemon that was stealing books and alcohol!"
"What, no that wasn't me" I waved my hands in front of me in defense, slowly backing away.
"In the name of the Viridian City police, your com- Hey Get Back Here!" she yelled at me running away.
"I Said It Wasn't Me, Leave Me Alone!" I yelled back while running.
Double Update today, Poison Battle and Snorlax Bridge.
Well I finally got revenge on that Snorlax, but now I'm in more trouble with Viridian City.
Another game for my readers, first one to state the reference in the chapter gets a shout out.
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