I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.
Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.
Author's Note: To those who ask, no the pokemon do not talk and the humans do not understand them, I, the author, am only translating what they are saying.
Arms crossed, foot tapping, my patience's running thin and I still continued to stand there.
"Damn elevator taking so long"
Not only irritated about waiting, there was still some pain from the explosion earlier. Ding. "Finally" That was the sound that ended my wait. Although something unexpected happened when the doors opened, I was propelled backwards into the wall and held there by an unknown force.
"That's it; I'm getting rid of this disguise"
"You're not a very good Rocket if you lose pieces of your uniform" someone said while waving the Team Rocket hat in front of me. It was a female voice.
"That person is disguising himself, very clever" another female voice spoke quietly from behind.
"Really?" with surprise in her voice, the hat was pulled away from my face. Not really much of a surprise that the person who mocked me was Emily. She did not seem too thrilled with meeting up with me again. "Oh it's you"
"Yes it's me, now can you let me go?"
"Kadabra release him" the other voice ordered. "Sadly our battle must be postponed until this problem is dealt with" with Emily was the lady I met the other day, Sabrina. Beside her was another pokemon with a yellow-hued skin human-fox like appearance, two large ears, a large mustache, its arms and legs are fairly thin and on both of its arms, there are brown sections that are located on the shoulder region of its body, a small spoon held by one of its three fingered hands, and attached to its insect like abdomen is a huge thick tail which is mostly yellow with a band of brown around it.
"Huh?" I said looking the pokemon over. "Looks like a smaller Alakazam"
"It is the pre-evolved form Alakazam, but even not evolved, he is more than efficient enough to deal with the likes of these individuals"
"She's a little over confident" "Well I think I'm goin- Ah!" I screamed as I barely dodged an electric shock. On the other side of the room was a lone Rocket with a Magnemite.
"This shouldn't be too hard" I said.
"He has already called for reinforcements" Sabrina warned, causing me to groan.
"Oh good, I was hoping for some fun" Emily said as she called a pokemon out. It was a small feline like pokemon, covered in red fur, but has a large, bushy tail, fluffy collar and a tuft of fur on its head, which are all yellow.
"Flareon get in with a Quick Attack and switch into a Fire Fang"
It dashed quickly at the Magnemite and jumped, opening its mouth, filled with flames, it bit down on the magnet ball, which beeped in pain.
"Pull back and use Ember"
With its hind legs, Flareon pushed off the magnet ball and unleashed a barrage of little fire balls, finishing off the Magnemite.
"Too easy"
"But you have taken too much time, the other have arrived"
Giving us little warning, the Rocket members from the floor arrived in a crowd behind the one Emily had just beaten.
"Crap, I really don't wanna deal with this" I whined.
They all pulled out pokeballs, ready to attack, but a voice stopped them all.
"Halt, we will deal with this"
Four Rockets walked up from the crowd, the uniforms were slightly different from the others, they each had a scarf.
"You think you four can take us?" I asked.
"Don't get overconfident" Sabrina stepped up. "These four are dangerous. If I re-call you four are the four Rocket Brothers"
They laughed. "Well, well, I'm surprised our ex-commander remembered us"
"Ex-commander" Emily repeated.
"Yes, I was once a commander of Team Rocket, but almost three years ago, after our defeat and the disappearance of Giovanni, I turned over a new leaf" her Kadabra walked forward and a pokeball levitated from her belt. "Now I fight to protect this city. You four were my strongest men" she looked straight at the Rocket on the right. "And I re-call that you are the strongest out of all of them"
Three of them seemed rather angry about what she said, but the fourth…
He pulled out two pokeballs. "I've actually been promoted to your position, but thank you for remembering me. I'm Soooo Flattered!" he yelled excitedly. Both trainers calling out their pokemon. Beside Sabrina's Kadabra came the mime pokemon Mr. Mime. The Rocket admin called out the big mouthed bat, Golbat, and a pokemon I'm all too familiar with, a Hypno.
"Psychic" the rocket called. His Hypno attack, while Sabrina said nothing, but her pokemon moved on its own.
The space between Kadabra and Hypno twisted and distorted as both pokemon tried to over power each other. As the two struggled, Golbat flew over head and towards Kadabra, fangs bearing, but it was stopped by a blue barrier, created by Mr. Mime.
"Brick Break" the Rocket called. His Hypno stopped its attack and avoided the psychic attack, which hit the group of Rockets behind. It ran forward with its arm glowing and punched the barrier, shattering it.
"Now Shadow Ball and Bite"
Raising its hand, Hypno formed a ball of dark energy and sent it at Mr. Mime, throwing him back, while Golbat bit down on Kadabra's abdomen. Raising his hand, a blue mist formed around it, and then the psychic pokemon brought it down upon the bat pokemon, knocking it to the ground. Golbat slowly push itself up, but was instead lifted into the air, then thrown into Hypno.
"Shadow Ball and Air Cutter"
Again the Rocket's Hypno fired another Shadow Ball, while Golbat flapped its wings and sent an air cutter forward. Mr. Mime jumped in front and stopped the attacks with a yellow wall.
Kadabra then held his spoon out in front and it extended into a purple blade of energy. He then vanished and reappeared behind Golbat, blade held above before being brought down on the unsuspecting bat, finishing it off. Looking at its teammate, Hypno failed to notice Sabrina's advancing mime, with his hand straighten out. He then swung, slapping Hypno multiple times with the front and back of his hand, leaving the hypnosis pokemon dazed.
"How is she fighting without saying anything?" I thought
The mime pokemon's hand sparked up as he punched the Rocket's pokemon between the eyes, knocking it out.
"Tsk, thought I had you. Doesn't matter, everyone attack" he ordered.
The entire surrounding Rocket's pulled out their pokeballs.
I smirked. "Heh, thought I wouldn't get any fun"
"Don't give yourself too much credit, your not that great" Emily said.
"Could ya stop being a bitch for a few minutes, I needa kick some ass"
"The way you speak seems to get worse every time we meet"
"Can't you-"
"Can You Both Be Quiet And Let Me Concentrate!" Sabrina yelled, startling us, her face scrunched up in irritation. Around us was a mix between a blue and yellow barrier that her Mr. Mime had created.
"Most of their pokemon consist of poison and fighting types, so if you have a pokemon that will have an advantage over them, please use them"
I nodded and released Firaga and Konata, while Emily's Flareon jumped in front and she called out another pokemon. It was a brown bird, with long legs, a round abdomen, no wings, and two heads.
"Use Agility and Ember" Emily called.
Her two-headed bird stood straight, took a deep breath, and seemed to relax for a second, while her Flareon fired a barrage of embers towards the crowds of Rockets.
"Use Flamethrower and Psychic" I ordered.
Konata levitated the Rockets pokemon into the air, leaving them open to be hit with Firaga's attack.
"Use Peck on the Machop's"
Emily's bird pokemon sped across the room and through the crowd quickly, pecking at every single Machop and avoiding everything that was thrown at it.
"Use Hypnosis"
Konata began to wave her pendulum, sending several waves of energy at the enemy' putting a few asleep, unfortunately, Emily's pokemon happened to look into the attack as well and fell under its affect.
"Watch where your attacking idiot, you put my Doduo to sleep!" she complained.
"Not my fault your pokemon looked into my attack"
"And it isn't my fault that you're stupid enough to attack your teammate"
"Oh, you mean Sabrina, I haven't attacked her, she's over there" I pointed to the gym leader, holding off a large portion of the Rockets.
Emily pulled out another pokeball. "Oh, so I'm an enemy?"
"So ya wanna fight with m - OW" I pulled my hand out of Firaga's mouth and then cradled my now bleeding hand.
"HAHA – OW" she too pulled her hand from her Flareon's mouth, although her injury was not as bad as mine.
They glared at us and then pointed at the horde of Rockets, being held suspended by Konata's Psychic.
"We'll do this another time"
"Fine" she agreed.
'Do!' her Doduo awoke, confused why she had just woken up.
'Hey' her Flareon called to Firaga.
'Yeah?'
'Hit me with your Flamethrower'
'Won't that hurt?'
He smirked. 'Don't worry about it'
Firaga let loose another Flamethrower at Flareon, but instead of being damaged, the flames dance around him and were absorbed.
"Good idea Flareon. Now use Ember"
Her Flareon let loose another barrage of embers, only this time they were bigger and stronger. The Rockets pokemon unable to dodge, being suspended in the air by Konata.
"Konata hold them up a little longer and crush them a little"
"Doduo use Fury Attack"
The two-head bird nodded and ran around, pecking furiously at all around.
"Flamethrower"
Firaga unleashed a stream of flames, engulfing all the Rockets pokemon and a few of the Rockets themselves. When the attack ended, few were left conscious.
"Konata, drop them" she slammed them into the ground, finishing the few left. I looked back at Sabrina. "Hey do you need some help?"
"No" she said quietly and calmly. Her pokemon were holding off the horde with ease. "You two may go on ahead. Help is on the way"
"You sure?"
She simply nodded.
"Um, ok then. Good luck" I replied. I returned my pokemon and made my way towards the elevator. Once again I stood there waiting for my lift.
"We don't have time to wait for an elevator, let's use the stairs" Emily said from behind.
"Shut up. I'm waiting and that's it"
Ding.
The door slowly opened and a figured slowly appeared inside. The figured was shocked to see me, as I was with her.
"Green?" I stared at her.
She went on guard and pulled out a pokeball. "And you are?"
"Oh right, the uniform" I threw my bag into the elevator and pulled off the top part. She gave a light gasp, realizing who I was.
"Eddy! How've you been?" she grabbed my arm and pulled me into the elevator. The door closed and I pushed the button to the next floor.
"Not bad, you?"
"Ok, for the most part. Who's this?" she pointed to Emily.
"My name's Emily"
"Friend of yours?" Green asked me. I glared at her, which she returned.
"Nope" I said.
"Huh, um, ok then" she said confused.
"So how was it that you were able to get in?" Emily questioned her.
Green giggled a bit. "The guard at the door was asleep and someone wrote something on his forehead" she giggled some more.
"And what was written?"
"I have a small dick"
I snorted. She looked at me. "It was you, wasn't it?"
"I don't know what you're talking about"
"You can't keep a straight face" And right she was, as I too giggled a bit. "I can not believe how childish you are"
Ding.
"We'll finished this later" I told her.
The door opened, revealing an extremely open room for a building such as this one. I felt something wrap around my arm and pull me into the room, of course it was Green.
"Wait Green, how bout we just ride to the top?" I was in no mood to fight another crowd.
She turned and gave me a puppy dog look. "Oh come on, I just wanna look around, see if there's anything for me to take"
"I don't know"
"Pleeeeeease" she drew closer and pouted.
"Crap" I thought. "Fine, I guess we can look around"
"Yay" she cheered and continued to drag me around the room.
"Green let's not make noise, I don't wanna fight anymore Rockets" I suggested.
"Oh but you're here. I know you're strong enough to defeat any Rockets that show UP!" she yelled the last word.
"HEY, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!"
I noticed Green smirking and her eyes glinted with satisfaction. "Aw crap" Within seconds, Rockets begin to approach us. They glared at us.
"How did you get in?"
I opened my mouth to answer, but "This big boy beat up all the other Rockets from the other floors and he's going to do the same here, so all you losers better run now" Green answered, sticking her tongue out.
"What'd you say?" a Rocket snarled.
"Eep" she hid behind me. "You'll keep me safe, won't you?" she asked, acting scared.
I stared at the crowd. "Could you help a little?"
"Oh, all right" she said dryly, her face showing some boredom.
I turned back to the crowd, only to see a few being sent flying to the sides.
"What the hell!" Someone yelled. A figured jumped into the air and hit the front Rocket with a flying kick.
"Wow, couldn't you be quite, so we would not have to deal with another crowd" Emily scolded.
"Your still here?" Green asked. She grabbed my arm again. "I was hoping for some alone time with Eddy" she winked. "Why me?"
"You can have him" she replied.
"DUCK!" I yelled. We dropped to the floor, avoiding several Sludge attacks. I released Firaga and Predator, being that the room was so open. Emily called out her Wartortle and Doduo.
"Aren't you going to send out a pokemon?" Emily asked Green.
"Wiggly"
"Where The Hell Did She Go!" she yelled.
I turned to see Green missing and in her place was a pokemon. It looked like a pink blob with a fluffy tuft of fur on its head and long rabbit-like ears and a white belly, with large blue eyes and stubby arms and legs.
"Wait until I get my hands on her, I'm going to-"
"I Could Use Some Help!" I called. Firaga and I ducked under an oncoming Thundershock, while Predator flew upwards.
"Flamethrower and Air Cutter"
Firaga and Predator released their attacks, which unexpectedly mixed together, sending blades of fire at the enemy.
I whistled. "Awesome"
"Water Gun and Agility"
Emily's Wartortle fired a stream of water, holding back the opposing Rockets, while her Doduo increased her speed, then dashed every where, pecking at everything. The pink rabbit like pokemon ran towards the crowd, ramming into their pokemon, but the Rockets pushed back.
"This Day Sucks!" I cried.
Sweet Semen of Baby Jesus!
It's been a while and I apologize for not updating for months, for those who remember me. I've been busy, with life and what not.
Also I was lazy -_-', sorry. And yes I know that the last few chapters are pretty much just running into rockets and people to help fight the rockets, but that's a generic video game and anime situation.
Anyways super update today, a package deal! Chapters 34 – 38.
I'll try to update more within the next two weeks.
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