I do not own pokemon or any reference I may make, they belong to their respective owners.

Characters are based of me and my friends with a few twists.

Author's Note: To those who ask, no the pokemon do not talk and the humans do not understand them, I, the author, am only translating what they are saying.


My eyes opened and laid upon a white ceiling, my head was aching.

"Oh you're awake. Thank goodness" a female voice said.

I turned my head to the voice and was surprised at what I saw.

"You have sustained some injuries, they were not too serious, but it was still necessary for us to use some medication as we fixed you up" she said.

"Did I break anything?"

"You have cracked two ribs, suffered some burns and a concussion, but you should be fine by tomorrow or the day after"

"Um … alright"

"Anyways, I must be off to attend to other patients. Goodbye for now" it got up to leave, but stopped right in front of the door. "Also your pokemon have been fully healed and are on the tray right next to you" It left.

"I need to remember to thank the pink poke dot elephant when I leave" With that thought, I went back sleep.


"You shouldn't do that" a voice scolded. "He'll probably be angry about it"

"Oh don't worry, I doubt he'll notice for a while" another responded.

My eyes opened and I saw a hand holding a marker above me.

"Good, your awake, how are you feeling?" I turned and saw Salem sitting near the table.

"Better then I was before" I sat up. "You doing ok?"

He shrugged. "A got a few scratches here and there, but overall, I'm good"

"Has anybody else come by while I was out?"

"Some girl with brown hair was here before us, but besides us and the nurses, no one else has stopped by"

"Us?" I turned my head, noticing Jon on the other side, not even trying to hide the marker he was holding. "Did you doodle on me?"

"I tried too, but you woke up" he smiled. "So yeah, you got banged up pretty good. Did you get your revenge?"

"Yeah, I beat him, but how'd I get here?"

"You got lucky" Salem spoke. "While you were falling Sabrina's pokemon was able to teleport you to where we were and you past out from exhaustion"

"Was anybody else hurt?"

"They were a few casualties, but all were Rockets. All the civilians were moved to the center, so there was no one near by when the Siplh Co collapsed"

"I guess that's good, it's not really anyone's fault except Giovanni. So pretty much all went well" I stated. "So where are my pokemon?"

"You're Kabutops, Jolteon, and Hypno are sleeping in the corner" Jon pointed to said corner. "You're Hitmonchan and Fearow are in their pokeballs right there" he pointed to the table beside my bed, with six pokeballs on it. "And your Charmeleon went off somewhere"

"Alright then"

"You don't seem worried"

"He's probably getting food or something, as long as he doesn't cause trouble without me"

"Don't you mean 'cause trouble at all'?"

"Nope"

"Also your cloths have been fixed and cleaned" Salem said, motioning to the clothing the table he was near. "We would've thrown them out, but you don't have any other clothing with you, why is that?"

"Your saying you brought more then one shirt and pants"

"Yup" both responded. "The nurses even had to clean your boxers"

"WHAT!" I yelled in embarrassment. "WHY?"

"Your soiled yourself from the fall"

"Huh?"

"You crapped your pants"

"Ain't that just great" I moaned.

The door opened at that moment and in came Red and Firaga, carrying food. Firaga placed the tray right beside me and gave me a nod. I briefly noticed he had a few scratches on him before he tapped his pokeball and disappeared into it. On Red's shoulder was a small rodent like creature, with short, yellow fur with brown stripes on the back, red cheeks, black-tipped ears, and a tail shaped like a lighting bolt. It was well known pokemon, you would be a bigger idiot than I am not to know this pokemon.

"I found him outside training" Red spoke. "Seems like something made him realize that he isn't as strong as he'd like to be. Anyways, he being a shiny drew too much attention and he started freaking out on the people crowding him, so I brought him here"

"Thanks" I looked at the pokeball. "He's probably upset about the fight against Mark, it was four on one and we barely won, but that explains the small scratches on him"

"Oh that was from me, I had to beat him, sorry. Anyways, I need to get going"

"Wait" Red stopped in front of the door. "How strong are you?" he gave me a confused look. "You easily climbed up the building with all those Team Rocket members around and you took out Giovanni's pokemon in one move"

He gave a slight smirk. "I already defeated Giovanni a good while ago and won the pokemon league"

"So I got no chance against you at the moment" he chuckled.

"Let's see if you'll ever have one and just one more thing, that wasn't Giovanni" he waved and left us be.

"Wonder what he meant by that?" I shrugged. "Anyways he sounds strong; you really think you can get that strong" Jon asked.

"I don't know, but there's some motivation for me"


Two days had gone by quickly and I was ready to move on. "Guess I'll take the day off and challenge the gym tomorrow"

I opened my bag for some refreshments, only to find something else instead of what I wanted. A note "Thanks for the drinks Eddy, I left you a little something as payment, Love Green" beside her name was a winking smiley face and attached to the note were a few TM's. I sighed in disappointment "She couldn't have left me any" I looked at her payment "Or at least left a note explaining how to use these things. Guess I'll challenge the gym today" I would just get some more another time.


I walked across town, the area looked a little more run down, older, then the rest of the city did, but they were still plenty of citizens around. I pushed open the doors of the gym and shouted.

"I'm here for a battle"

A women dress in a kimono walked up. "Down the hall"

I ventured down the hallway and entered a large room, the battle field.

"Hello Eddy, I have been expecting you. I am glad to see you have recovered" a soft voice spoke. On the other side of the field was Sabrina. Sleeping beside her was a small fox like pokemon, looked like it was wearing armor of some sort with two pauldron-shaped pieces on its shoulders and a fauld-like piece around its chest. Most of its body was gold except for its upper torso and a ring around its long tail.

"Thanks for saving me the other day"

"My pleasure, thank you for stopping Team Rocket"

"No problem, um … I don't wanna sound rude, but can we start the battle"

"Of course, this shall be a two against two battle" two pokeballs levitated in front of her. One opened and out appeared Mr. Mime.

"Yoruichi, Quick Attack" I wasted no time attacking.

Yoruichi rushed to Mr. Mime, but before he could hit, he was blocked by a blue wall. Yoruichi managed to push threw, but his attack seemed weaker than usual.

"To be able to break through the barrier with pure speed, your Jolteon is quite quick" Sabrina complemented. Mr. Mime raised its hand and Yoruichi was thrown back by an invisible force. The electric pokemon fired a Thunder Bolt without warning, striking the mime pokemon.

"My pokemon tend to attack without me saying anything too" I gloated.

"You are mistaken" she softly spoke. "I have been giving my pokemon instructions the entire time"

"Huh?"

"Being able to read your thoughts, I am also capable of communicating with my pokemon through the mind"

"Now that's a little unfair, I have no idea what she gonna use"

"Although it may seem unfair, this is just another obstacle that must be overcome to enter the league, others have overcome this"

"It's still unfair; I think this shouldn't be allowed"

"Anyways the Pokemon League approves of this" she looked at me with a serious cocky smile.

"Oh yeah, well read this" I thought of something that she might enjoy.

Her eyes opened wide and her face turned completely red. "H-h-how could y-you think of s-s-such vulgarity, something so d-disgusting. E-e-especially something l-like that w-with me in mind!" she stuttered out, embarrassed. "I-I can not believe y-you w-watch things like that!"

"Pin Missile" I called, Yoruichi let loose a barrage of needles, showering her Mr. Mime.

"That's completely unfair" she shouted, breaking her character.

"All trainers should keep focus; it's just another obstacle to overcome. Thunder Bolt" Yoruichi fired his attack, which was blocked by another barrier.

"Don't mock me" she said in anger. Her Mr. Mime's eyes glowed blue. .

"Get in close with Quick Attack" Yoruichi ran, just avoiding the Psychic energy about to grab him. "Plus I don't watch stuff like that, I just know about it. Now Bite" Yoruichi circled around Mr. Mime and locked its jaw around its arm.

"How would you know about anything like that" Mr. Mime raised its hand, it covered in a blue mist. He gave a strong punch, sending Yoruichi across the field.

"I'm not an Otaku for no reason. Pin Missile" Yoruichi fired another barrage of needles towards Mr. Mime, who blocked them with another barrier. Yoruichi gave a small yelp; I noticed he was suspended in mid air, with a pained look.

"Try a Thunder Bolt" Yoruichi looked like he was unable to do anything, but fortunately he was able to use the attack. Mr. Mime's attack broke as it was being shocked. "Get in close and use Bite"

Mr. Mime raised its hands as Yoruichi approach, but stopped, its body sparking from paralyzes, unable to prevent the electric pokemon from biting down on its arm.

"Now Thunder Bolt" Yoruichi quickly charged and fired the attack, finishing Mr. Mime.

Sabrina silently returned her pokemon and the second floating ball opened, revealing her Kadabra.

"Quick Attack" Yoruichi charged again, wasting no time getting to where Kadabra was, but before he could land the attack, the psychic pokemon vanished. It reappeared behind Yoruichi, holding some kind a purple blade.

"Behind you" I warned, but I was too slow. Yoruichi struggled to get up after being slashed by Kadabra, whose blade's energy dispersed, revealing its spoon in hand.

"Thunder Bolt"

Another Thunder Bolt was fired, but Kadabra just disappeared and reappeared behind Yoruichi.

"Move Now!" Fortunately, Yoruichi moved just before Kadabra could catch him. "If you can, just keep moving so he can't hit you"

The electric pokemon gave slight nod and took off, running around the field, avoiding every attack from his opponent. "Need to think of something quic - That's It!"

"Stop" my pokemon skid across a few meters before fully halting. Kadabra appeared just then. "Jump and Thunder Bolt below" Yoruichi jumped, narrowly avoiding Kadabra's attack and fired another Thunder Bolt down at his opponent. "It hit" I mentally cheered at the success of my plan.

'Jol!' I heard my pokemon yelp. Yoruichi was surrounded in a blue light. "Crap" I looked at Kadabra, who slowly stood, holding its spoon upwards, its body emitting small sparks. It slammed Yoruichi into the ground, finishing him.

"Good job" I recalled my fallen pokemon. "Go Rena" I sent out my fossil pokemon. I looked at her for a bit, she turned noticing me and gave me a smile. "Looks like she still the same" I as worried about her turning violent like she did with Giovanni. "Guess I was worried for nothing"

"A fossil pokemon, those are rare. Let us see if you have trained it well" Sabrina spoke. Her Kadabra's eyes glowed blue.

"Aqua Jet quick" Rena bolted forward, surrounded in water.

She shot forward, dodging the psychic attack and slamming into Kadabra.

"Now Slash" she brought her sickles down, but Kadabra had already vanished. "Behind I warned" Rena turned in time to see Kadabra and countered its attack. They struggled for a bit, trying to overpower the others blade, until Kadabra's energy blade dispersed, leaving him open to Rena's attack. "It looks like its having trouble moving, why is that?" I noticed, wondering if Kadabra was just tired.

"Rena keep moving" sadly I warned her too late, as she was caught in another psychic attack and crushed slightly before being thrown backwards.

"Ancient Power" chunks of the ground rose and fired towards Kadabra, who only teleported away. "Fire more" a barrage was fired, I hoped it would hit, but it only obstructed my view of Kadabra. "Damn, where'd it go?"

Rena screeched in pain. "Of course it's behind her" I stated my stupidity. Although that was not the only cry of pain I heard. I finally spotted Kadabra, who had been struck and thrown away. As it stood, its body sparked. "Yes, got lucky twice"

"Get in there quick and finish it with another Slash" She ran, much more quickly than usual, but she did something different, rather than slash, Rena just hit Kadabra with the back of her sickle, although it had enough force to finish it off.

"Guess that works too" I said, understanding that Rena did not want to cause more damage than needed. Sabrina returned her pokemon and walked towards me, a badge floating by her side. It floated into hand.

"Congratulations, you have earned it" she said calmly. "Although you used quite a cheap tactic" a faint blush appeared on her face.

"I used a cheap tactic? What about you?" I asked.

"What of me?"

"You read the minds of trainers, so you know what to do"

"It was permitted by the league and other trainers have defeated me, so it does not really affect the match, it just means that the trainer must overcome it" she said slightly irritated. "And what you did worked, although it was quite uncalled for"

"You liked the idea"

"No, Never, You Perverted Idiot!" she yelled, her face reddening again.

"Alright calm down, anyways thanks for the battle, I'm off"

Rena followed closely by. 'I wonder what he did?'


Finally another badge, I'm going to try and get Eddy to Cinnabar Island within the next few chapters, but we'll see how that goes. And yes I know

this was rushed.

Super update today, a package deal! Chapters 34 – 38.

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