Butlers and Nations

by RavenExpert

A Hetalia and Kuroshitsuji crossover.

Be careful of possible bloody scenes.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own both Hetalia or Kuroshitsuji. Every rights go to their respectful owners.

Sebastian came to the nations' room to get the two to the study room. Since yesterday's event, it had been a quiet day. There were a lot of things to think about.

"I want to hear about the man with iron pipe from you two. You know him, right?"

"He's our ally, at least." England replied to Ciel's statement a little unwillingly.

"Then let us hear it."

England sighed for a moment, since he didn't feel like talking after last night.

"He's a nation too. The largest, wide, snowy nation. You could guess already, right?"

"Largest, wide, snowy nation... Russia?"

"Bingo!" America said it with a lot of spirits.

"His human name is Ivan Braginsky. But I don't think you want to meet him."

"Well, I do. What's up with that?"

"He's... a little bit abnormal. Besides, we don't know where he is. Yeah, we know he's in this country, but not his exact location."

"No need to worry about that. Sebastian, you know what to do right?"

"Yes my lord."

"Wait a sec! Are you planning to check all the houses in the country! That'll take you weeks!"

"As my Young Master said, there's no need to worry." Sebastian said it in his sinister smile. "What is going to happen if a Phantomhive's butler can't do something so simple?"

England and America only stood there, dumbfounded.

"I'm gonna wait here. So, finish it as soon as possible."

"As you wish."

Sebastian went to the glass window which was behind Ciel's chair and opened it. "Well then, I wish a happy day." so he said, then he fell down.

England and America were shocked to see him falling, so they immediately approached the window, while Ciel just sipped his tea. However, they didn't see him anywhere. He's not at the ground, not at the rooftop, nowhere.

"I said that there's no need to worry. If he says he'll get it done, he'll do it."

Seeing that there's no point in staying in the study room, they decided to go back to the room.

"Hey, England! Can I take a look around the manor? I haven't seen it because things happen so quickly!" America demanded England, with a happy face.

"Just how childish are you? We still have to finish this case!"

"A short break won't hurt, right? That butler is still doing his work, after all!"

"We don't know when he'll return."

"You say that it's take weeks, right?"

"Not for him, you git. I told you, he is different."

"Makes no difference to me."

America went to the door to go outside. When he was about to turn the doorknob, suddenly, someone opened the door firsthand. America showed a very shocked face, along with England, who happened to see the person who opened the door. It was the butler.

"Ah, I was just about to call both of you to the study room."

"Wait, wait! Since when you're here!" England quickly asked Sebastian, since he's too shocked.

"Just a little while ago. The Young Master ordered me to finish up quickly, and so I did it as fast as I could."

"How in the bloody hell were you able to do that quickly! Are you really just a butler!"

"No, I'm just one hell of a butler."

After that shocking meeting, the three of them went to Ciel's study room. When they were there, Sebastian told them about Russia's location.

"It appears that he's currently in the St. Paul's Cathedral in London."

"St. Paul's Cathedral? What's he doing there?"

"We'll just have to see him for ourselves."

"England, aren't you afraid of seeing Russia? After all, he broke your Busby's Chair."

"Sh-shut up! It's not like I want to meet him! This is work, is all!"

America and England continued to bicker with each other. Ciel sighed for a moment. "Alright, we need to go quickly, if we want to finish this case."

The quartet decided to travel to London in order to find Russia and choked information out of him. It would seem impossible, though, knowing Russia's character.

During this time of year, the Cathedral was empty. Since that Cathedral was the best place for sight-seeing in London, they found it quite easy. Inside of the Cathedral, they really found someone was standing there, looking at a giant glass window at the altar. He looked at the quartet's direction.

He was a big and tall man, wearing a long scarf, a pair of dark brown boots, and a tanned coat. His hair was platinum beige, with hair-style a little bit similar to England's. It's surprising that he didn't feel hot during this time wearing those thick clothes. And, as it says, he did have an iron pipe with him. However, similar to Ciel, he wore an eyepatch, but in the opposite direction. He looked at the team with a mischievous smile on his face.

"Oh, if it isn't England and America. What are you doing here, da?"

"I think you have that backwards. What are YOU doing here, Russia?"

"Something important, da. Hehe."

The team walked towards the man.

"We would like to have a little talk with you, if you don't mind." Ciel asked the man, with a serious face.

"Well, I still have some free time. I guess I can handle one or two hours." Russia jumped down from the altar, right in front of the team. "But, this isn't the place to talk. Why don't we go somewhere private?"

Although the four was pretty doubtful of Russia's statement, what he said has a truth in it. So, they decided to go along with him.

Russia brought them to the place he stayed in London. It seemed he was here in order to make the countries in the world to become one with him. Of course, no nation would've wanted that. The house where Russia stayed in for a while was pretty much a wooden house. He said that he didn't need a large house since he could move out at any time. In there, they started the talk.

"So, what do you want to know, da?"

"I'll be direct: Why are you involved with the case?" England demanded Russia seriously.

"The case? You mean the disappearing people around London and other areas, da?"

"That's right. We know you're involved somehow."

"Hmm... I don't know if you're going to believe me or not."

"Just tell us everything you know."

Russia appeared to be thinking. It was pretty rare to see him like this.

"Well, I was looking for someone, da."

"Who is that?"

"That's something classified. Ehehe..."

England sighed for a brief moment. Then America, who had been unusually calm, suddenly talked up.

"Russia, that eyepatch is cool! Where did you get that?"

"Hehe, want to know?"

England felt a strange aura around him, and he held back America from asking, since this idea of asking him further might be bad. Of course, Ciel wondered about the eyepatch too, although he pretty much get the idea. "Russia, are you really not involved in this case?"

"Hmm, I'll be lying if I say no, da."

"So, you are involved."

Russia replied with an evil grin.

"This is getting nowhere. Better go to the next question: Why do you keep appearing near the scene of the crimes?"

"Hoping to find a clue, da."

"Clue? To what?"

"To someone I'm looking for. He appears to be involved in the case too. I have something to settle with him. A bit of personal issue, da." Russia answered it with an evil smile.

"How do you know that he's involved with the case?"

"Because he's the culprit, da."

This statement shocked the people in that house. Russia had a contact with the culprit. That eyepatch might have something to do with it. Ciel let out a sigh. Not a sigh of disappointment, but a sigh of relief. Why was Ciel relieved?

"Then, our objective is the same. Why don't we work together?" Ciel asked Russia, with a mischievous smile.

"Well, it's true that it's a pain finding him alone. Then, I guess I'll go along~" Russia agreed to Ciel's invitation.

"So, it appears we have a new ally." Sebastian complimented.

"Hahaha! We finally have three nations together! Let's get the others and start the World Conference!"

"Stop acting like you're the leader at time like this!"

"Ehehe! Everyone's seem so happy!"

Ciel had a sweat-drop.

"...Although, I'd prefer better allies than these ones..."

Author's note:

Hi again! Chapter 8 done. Honestly, I have a hard time writing this chapter. I don't know what to do with Russia at all. I hope I manage to pull it off, and I hope, in this chapter Russia's character stays the same as in the anime. Actually, before I made this, I was planning an entirely different thing, but I have different plans, so, this is what happens. Hope you all can enjoy this chapter! Please tell me about how good is this chapter by writing in the review!

Oh, and about the St. Paul's Cathedral, it really exists. Check the wikipedia.