Baynard's evaluation of Naruto characters
Just in case people are confused, I updated twice in one day. Chapter 6 is the actual real chapter update, this is just something i did when i was bored. Sorry for the confusion
Sasuke: I really don't like Sasuke in the manga or anime. I have nothing against the little angst queen's attitude, but it's his level of power that pisses me off. Before he left for Orochimaru, his skills and talent could be passed off for his genius and copying capabilities. After Orochimaru? That guy is invincible. He could get a boner and kill someone with it since he can chidori up any part of his body. Next thing you know, he'll pull a katon out of his ass and kill Itachi. Luckily, I won't be giving him that much power in my story, but he'll still pretty much be in character. But Naruto and Sasuke won't be as buddy buddy as they were in the show.
Sakura: A weak useless girl (no offense to any girls out there) who has an even more useless split personality. I began liking Sakura after the time skip where she stops whining and starts kicking ass. Plus she's buff lol. I will be bringing up Sakura's power a bit ahead of schedule, and inner Sakura will play a bigger role in her capabilities. So rest assured people, Sakura is more then a stage prop in my story.
Naruto: A retarded moron. I think the voters agree with me since he's never been the most popular character in the anime named after him. They should call the damn show Sasuke lol. Very little talent, and even less brains. Incredible luck and stubbornness rivaled by only his stamina. You can see the difference between my version and the real Naruto. Three years training. Sasuke becomes so powerful he bitch slapped kyuubi's ass around in his own cage. Sakura is buff enough to rape Kakashi. Literally. Medical jutsu's from Tsunade is quite the bonus. Naruto? What can I say. He learned a bigger rasengan, can grow out of control and kill himself. Plus he seemed to have lost some intelligence as well. Nope. Not my kind of Naruto story sorry.
Kakashi: I like him. He's cool. Funny. Reads porn in public. Gotta hand him a metal for having that much balls;). His favoritism pisses me off, but really I can't blame the guy. Between teaching a genius, a stage prop, and a retard, I'd choose the genius hands down. Even if he is an angst queen.
Orochimaru: Homo pedophile written all over his freaky snake ass. He's like Mr. Fantastic. He can stretch himself. Don't think I'll change him at all in my story
Tsunade: Buff old lady who can kill someone with her knockers. If all else fails, there's her finger of doom. She'll stay in character. I hope.
Jiraiya: Moron, but he chooses to act like one unlike Naruto, who was born retarded no doubt. I don't know what he was doing with Naruto during the three year training trip, most likely trying to get it on with the ladies, but he sucks as a teacher. Out of all 3 sannins, his student sucked the most after training. I doubt he'll change that much in my story.
And there u have it ladies and gents. I'll post up one on the more minor characters at a later date.