This is Prussia's response story to 'Sure pick on the Aussie'…
Prussia's evil uprising or The gradual demise of Prussia
One lovely day Prussia was doing his thing, you know that awesome thing you do when you're alone, in a dark room…. with a torch…. SHADOW PUPPETS! So anyways, Prussia was shadow puppeting when BAM the door swung open and a blinding light filled the room.
"God?" Prussia asked innocently, staring into the light.
"No, but come to think of it…" said the muscular figure in the door way. It was Australia, his backward ways and kangaroo scent was recognisable anywhere.
Prussia, still slightly blinded by the light, awkwardly stood up and went to greet Australia, scratching his head in a stunned and confused manner. "What can the awesome me do for you?" he asked Australia.
"You've already done it mate" Australia said provocatively, giving the albino a wink. He then reached out to Prussia in a 'let's hug but not in a gay way' sort of way.
Prussia, being the kind and polite gentleman that he was, awkwardly accepted the Australian's hug. Big mistake. Within one second of them touching, Australia had Prussia in a tight head lock. Australia then dragged Prussia to a Commonwealth convention that was conveniently just down the road from where he was staying.
"You know I hate it when you bring your lovers to our serious meetings Australia." Said an annoyed England.
"Yeah, and what happened to our 'special' alone time" winked America.
"What the bloody hell are you doing here America?" England yelled "You're not part of the Commonwealth!"
"Hey dude, chill, I'm allowed to be here if I want to" America replied, pulling out a hamburger.
"But look!" Australia interrupted, pointing at Prussia's small, but not abnormally small, just small ears. "They're puny!"
"They are proportional, not small, not big but proportional to my face!" Rebutted Prussia, but it was too late. The room was already laughing at his expense.
Something clicked that day for Prussia, whether it was the fact that he was no longer a country, or the fact that he still walks into things. Prussia had changed, for the better. No longer was he going to be the nice guy, he was sick of finishing last. No longer would he be laughed at, in this dog eat dog world, he would be the one laughing.
That day, in the room full of Commonwealth countries, Prussia fought back. To start his rebel rampage, Prussia poked Australia in the stomach. In a moment of surprise and awe at Prussia's manliness, Australia let out a gasp that sounded like a squeaky toy without the squeak.
"Let's pick on Prussia they said, let's laugh at his small ears they said!" Yelled Prussia as he flipped over a table. "WELL LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!"
Fed up with his 'modest' life, Prussia did the only thing that a person would do in this situation, he took the clothes off of everyone, including himself, and burnt them all (the clothes that is, not the people). In a rush of confusion and nudity, Prussia pranced out of the room and went to show society who was boss. However, he was quickly arrested for indecent exposure and put into a mental asylum.
Still slightly confused and naked the Commonwealth countries were unsure of what to do next. After an awkward silence, Australia perked up (in more ways than one) "Well, I guess we do what we usually do at these meetings. I mean, Prussia has saved us time by burning our clothes."
The room burst out in applause. Some clapped because Australia was right but others clapped because they were proud that someone could be such a bright spark, and confident when it was just so small.
But of course you already know what they say about men with big kangaroos….