A/N: Fanfiction is having some technical difficulties with uploading chapters… I. Just. Can't. Seem. To. Upload. Chapters. –H.Y.P.E.R.V.E.N.T.I.L.A.T.I.N.G.- I'm going crazy waiting… I used Safari, Internet explorer, Firefox, Chrome… None of them * * * *ing worked!

I'm going to make them learn a very valuable lesson. That angry authors who writes about parody stories sequel to Kingdom Hearts are not to be messed with. -8989™

-A Very Unusual Day-

Even if this was a dream, Sora didn't want to wake up.

Then he heard something ring. It turned out that it wasn't his alarm clock. It was his Nokia N97cell phone…

The brunette pushed the cell phone open only to find that he pushed the lid the wrong way. The phone's lid opens two ways. One for easy access to music and videos, one for dialing numbers. He groaned. After I save enough cash to buy a new one, I am so going to ditch this piece of junk… He fiddled with the cell phone and finally managed to get it open the right way.

"Hello?" He mumbled.

"Motherfu… I've been trying to phone you for the past 5 minutes! Didn't you hear your cell phone ring?" Riku hollered over the line.

Ring? I didn't hear… Then he found out that he had nine missed calls.

If Kairi didn't kill me, Riku definitely will. I don't think he would kiss me instead… And I really hope that he prefer to kill me than to kiss m…

"Sora! Earth to Sora!" Roxas' voice was a higher pitch than usual.

"W-Wha? Huh?"

"Dude! It's Thursday! Don't you remember? We gotta practice for the back-to-school concert today after P.E.! Hurry up; Riku is trying to rip the phone out of my hand right now! You know that it would end up ugly…"

Sora snapped back to reality. "Huh? Oh right… Wouldn't want to damage your new Samsung Galaxy Nexus to end up like your old Galaxy S…"

Sora shuddered at the thought. Riku always does a good job when it comes to reducing a phone to smithereens.

"Just hurry… Up! Ahh! No! -Bang-"

The line went dead. Sora knew that his blonde haired friend would have to get a new cellphone sometime over the weekend. Speaking of the weekends, he still had a band practice to attend.

After what it seemed like hours of enduring Roxas' endless whinning about how his guitar not in tune, the other three finally managed to shut him up by sticking the cloth used to clean their instruments inside the blonde's mouth.

After what it seemed like eternity of enduring Roxas' endless whinning about how the rag cloth tasted of detergent on the walk to the cafeteria, Riku finally exploded. The silver haired kid smashed his Yamaha base guitaron an unlucky tree, much to his satisfaction, and stormed off towards another direction. Leaving Sora behind with bitchy blonde and a pyromaniac.

"Well that sure shut him up." Axel scratched the back of his head and chuckled.

"Dude, you want to know how bad the cloth tastes?" The blonde shot back.

"No thanks. I'd rather not try something that just came out of this whinny kid's mouth."

In less than a few moments, Roxas was rolling around in the grass with Axel, trying to stuff the rag cloth into the red head's mouth. The blonde was screaming about how the rag tasted "fucking bad", and Axel was grumbling about how he doesn't want to be raped by a retarded blonde in front of public.

Sora groaned inwardly. Was it National Whining Day?

The rest of the so-called 'National Whining Day' came by fast with a few comments from Axel about how he was caught being gay in public. As Sora walked into the English classroom that he loathed, he found that Miss Tifa was absent. Instead, there was a substitute teacher. Long brown hair, bright green eyes…

It couldn't be… Could it? I mean she doesn't teach anymore…

"Mom?"

"Hi honey! Your English teacher couldn't be here, so the school phoned me to come."

Sora wanted to run himself into a wall. At first he thought he could finally slack all he wanted and have a nice doze in class. But now with his mom here as the sub, she'd pay extra close attention to him. Extra close attention that he didn't need, especially with Kairi right beside him.

National Whining Day turned to National Freak-out-inside-because-your-mom-is-the-substitute-teacher Day for Sora.

He could still taste the mint-flavored breath… After eating lunch… Which made him seriously think about what kind of breath refreshments does she use?

He found himself staring at the floor besides his desk when he found a pair of sneakers. Pink sneakers. Oh great. Her? So now mom is going to suspect something… But we weren't even dating… Were we? And that kiss… I had nothing to do with it… I just matter of factly enjoyed it. You're supposed to enjoy it when somebody kisses you, right?

"Hey Sora!"

The spiky haired brunette looked up from the pink sneakers and found Kairi gazing back at him with an alluring smile.

Sora was about to melt when he remembered that his mother was present in the classroom. Pull yourself together!

"H-Hey…" Despite the fact that Sora was trying his best to respond in a confident voice, Sora failed miserably. He felt a few eyes on his back.

She giggled which attracted even more attention. "Ya know, you could really work on those sword skills of yours." She said as she slipped into her seat.

Oh great. Tell everyone that Sora got beaten the crap out of by a girl.

"Hey, I landed a few good hits…" The brunette protested.

"… And later managed to get pinned to the wall." She finished for him.

Sora mentally thanked her for leaving out the part about the kiss. That would really get his mom to nag him for next few weeks.

The bell rang to save Sora from further humiliation. Thank. God.

"Alright, please flip your textbook to page 41."

Here we go with the textbooks again. Sora immediately regretted how the bell saved him. I'd have my butt kicked by this girl than take English classes. Hands down. In a blink of an eye. Any day.

The brunette tried his best to look like that he was paying attention, but inside his patience was wearing thin. Very thin, considering that Sora had very little of it.

His eyes were focused on the space behind the substitute teacher, hoping that his mother won't notice him zoning off. Unfortunately for Sora, the day wasn't going his way.

It went from National Freak-out-inside-because-your-mom-is-the-substitute-teacher Day to National Getting-caught-zoning-off-by-the-substitute-teacher-because-she-knows-you-too-well Day.

Pretty soon Sora found his mother standing in front of his desk, hands on her hips. Giving her son the young-mister-I-know-that-your-not-paying-attention stare. Uh-oh…

"Sora honey, please pay attention."

The girl beside the brunette turned her head and looked at him. 'She's your mom?' She mouthed.

Sora was about to turn around and answer her question when his mother called his name again. "Sora?" She raised a brow at auburn haired girl, still looking at Sora.

Great. Just what I need. My mother suspects something…

"Yeah, okay mom."

To Sora's relive, his mom smiled and walked back to the front of the class and continued on whatever she started with the textbook today.

"Now class, turn to page 43."

The brunette was about to space off again when he found his mother staring straight at him. He gulped and did as he was expected.She may look friendly…

He managed to endure through the boredom, which was a lot considering how little patience he had, until the bell rang and saved him from another glare sent in his direction by his mom.

Saved by the bell. Gotta love the great timing…

Sora packed up his stuff sprawled across the desk and rose up quickly to leave only to be stopped by his mom. Everyone else left already, leaving only mother and son inside the classroom.

"Sora. Who was the girl you were chatting to today?"

The son had a bad feeling about where this conversation is going.

"She's Axel's cousin… Which is one of Roxas' best friends… Which is one of my best friends… Making her a friend."

Sora was about to admire his logic and how well he covered up their relationship minus a few small gaps in them. She doesn't need to know every small detail does she?

"So you like her?"

Sora's cheeks turned into a rosy colour. Apparently, she does.

"Well… Uh… She is kind of cute…" No use denying that.

"Aww… Isn't that sweet?" Surprisingly his mother was very chill with the idea…

"Well mom, I gotta go. Riku needs a new guitar and he needs it fast. Our concert is tomorrow and we haven't thrown anything together yet." Sora picked up his bag and slung it over his shoulder, then turned to leave.

"Bye honey!" His mom called behind him. "Don't forget to use protection…"

Ok… Now I really need to either get my ear thoroughly checked or consult a mental psychiatrist.

"Hey, what took you so long?" The blonde was leaning on his precious Mercedes, while Riku was in the driver seat with his arms crossed.

Sora threw his bag in the back seat. "I had a little friendly chat with my mom." It was friendly until the last part…

"Riku's running out of patience… You should know that he barely has any." Roxas chuckled and slammed the door shut. The silver haired emo gave him a low growl.

"Music store?"

"Music store. Oh and Riku… Try not to damage the car too badly…"

Well that turned out great. Riku, who had a different understanding of too badly, managed to go up one way lanes, hit every speed bump with a speed no lower than 180km/h, and almost got them all killed quite a few times.

Oh… Thank god for the invention of seatbelts.

The blonde in the front seat was still frozen with fear even after the car had come to a halt. No matter how hard the other two tried, Roxas just would not get out. He was shouting about getting the living daylights scared out of him, so the emo and the brunette just walked inside the store themselves.

A middle-aged guy was standing beside the door, greeting the customers that just arrived. "Hello. May I help you? What are you looking for?"

Riku answered. "Yes. You can get the hell out of my face for selling me that piece of crap."

The storekeeper took this as a sign to back down.

The silver haired kid walked straight to the corner where they kept the Gibson guitars. Looks like he knew what he was doing…

Riku found a bass, because the band didn't have any use for a third lead guitar, with a hardwood design and pulled it down from the counter so he could try it out.

Honestly, he didn't learn his lesson. The stereo attached to it came crashing down.

Okay… Then again… He has no clue what he was doing…

The emotional hardcore didn't even blink twice. He took a wad of cash out of his pockets and threw it beside the mess, before grabbing a case for his new guitar and walking out of the store like nothing happened.

This is Riku for you.

Sora thanked the storekeeper and followed Riku out of the store.

And bumped a blonde who was unnaturally white just a few minutes ago.

"Roxas… Oww… What are you doing?"

The blonde got up and dusted himself. "I remembered that Naminé liked Taylor Swift… So I thought that it would be nice to buy a CD for her…"

So… That's what he was up to…

Sora grinned at the thought of Roxas handing the blonde girl a Taylor Swift CD and asking her out…

Riku stepped behind the blonde, who was now blushing madly, and pushed him into the store.

"Get in, get the Cd, and get out." The silver haired kid folded his arms. "You have 30 seconds." Gee… Maybe Riku wasn't all that emotional hardcore… Or not as much as I thought…
Roxas was about to rush in when he looked like that he remembered something. He looked at the spiky haired brunette with quizzical eyes. The old friend immediately read the blonde's expression and gave him a half smile.

"Don't worry about not brining cash. Riku already tipped the shopkeeper."

The blonde nodded and left without another word. With that taken care of, Sora mentally noted that the blonde still had to buy a new cell phone if he wants to call Naminé anytime soon if he managed to get her number.

Sora grinned inwardly at his friends.

Suddenly, National Getting-caught-zoning-off-by-the-substitute-teacher-because-she-knows-you-too-well Day didn't seem so bad anymore. As far as Sora could foretell, it was going to be a great day.

Even though they were so different from each other, they always had each other's backs. He knew that they could count on them. Friends stick together, right?

A/N: And that ends the chapter! I loved the idea from Redeeming Endeavor so much that I decided to add a little of his touch into my own. Hope he doesn't mind or sue me… And speaking of suing… I really don't need to get sued… So this is why I'll tell you now that I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Nokia, Yamaha, Mercedes, Samsung, Gibson or anything else I use in this story to save me from having copyright trouble later in the future.

Anyways, please help with the spelling and grammar. I really would really appreciate it if you guys told me what I could do to improve my writing style to fit your tastes. After all, I am still a noob…

Thanks for reading what I have so far and please review and give me suggestions on how I can improve my writing. -8989™