Author's note: Ummmm. . . I was really excited and proud of something, but now I don't remember. . .

Have I ever mentioned I specialize in mimicry? So if you read your review and it sounds familiar. . . I couldn't help thyself. . .

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(Hasu: Dammit. Gotta find the restart button again. . .)

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Commence with thy story~!

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Not with a Bang, but a whimper.

"What do you mean 'No'?" Lavi asked, startled at the voice Allen had used. As if Lavi had a disease that would kill upon first contact, vocal or physical.

"Simple really, N-O. No." Allen said, giving off a small chuckle at the Bookman Jr's confused expression. "Are you really to stupid to comprehend the word?"

Lenalee gasped at the outright insult to her friend. "That's not very nice, we all know it's your hangover talking for you."

"Suuuuure, it is." Allen started, but ending up with his head on his arm, which was laying on the table lazily. "Gotta admit, it's true though. If you can't figure out what no means, I'd have said this while completely sober.. though, if I was sober... I probably wouldn't have had to been dragged here those morons."

After that, mostly incoherent mumbling was the only thing they could hear from the white haired boy. Although Lavi was able to figure out a few of the words, something able twins, and how they were stupid and no one liked them.

It made little sense to Lavi, but he was sure it'd be useful knowledge. Eventually. Or more likely, hopefully.

Lenalee and Lavi looked each other in the eye, and then when they looked back at the boy, there was no one there. Not even the plates. Out of the corner of her eye, Lenalee saw a white door open and close. If she had actually cared to look, she would have seen the white-haired boy disappear into the door.

Lavi saw the boy disappear, but shook it off. Allen had done something similar before. And obviously he was hallucinating it. Right?

"Lenalee...?"

"Yes, Lavi?"

"What the hell just happened?"

"That, Bookman Jr., is unknown."

"Oh. Okay then." Lavi replied, and Lenalee stifled a giggle.

"Since I have answered your question, you must answer mine." She continued to giggle, but managed to say it with a straight face.

~Page Break~

"Knock out and retrieve. Ring back immediately."

"So 1 is the old man's room, two is Lavi's, and where the heck is room number three? I know Kanda and Allen are in room 4, but why isn't there a 3?" A annoyed purple haired man whined to Reever.

"Why the heck should we care? We only looking for room number 4. It doesn't matter about a missing number."

"Oh, well fine!" Komui sarcasticly said, "It's still weird, and bothers me..."

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"Nobody cares what you think, your not getting paid to complain about the room numbering system. If I might mention, there no 29 either. Or 47, or 55, or-"

"Okay! Fine!" Komui 'hmphed', and stomped off to find the occupants of room 4.

Reever sighed, "Komui. Wrong way..."

Komui pretended to ignore him, but turned around and walked towards the correct way. Having not realized which way he was stomping off to.

Reever once more sighed and rolled his eyes. He followed Komui this time, though and once they reached the correct room the blonde scientist knocked on the door.

Komui's ears pricked as he heard a familiar piano piece, he elbowed Reever and pointed to behind them, "I heard the same song from back then, what does that mean?"

Two doors opened at once, one was a plain brown door attached to the academy, another was a brilliantly shining, white door.

"Allen?" Reever and Komui said at the same time, while Kanda looked pissed, underneath he was a little confused.

"What the hell is going on now?" Kanda growled, Allen standing in the ark's door way glaring at the samurai.

"I guess I'll be going then," Allen mumbled, Reever just looked at Komui.

"Allen, we need to talk to you, and Kanda, that's why we are here. We thought Allen was in there, sorry for the disturbance." Komui declared, straightening up, and acting less childish than he was before.

"Might we join you in the Noah's Ark, Allen?"

Allen hissed, before calming down. "Why do you know about the ark?"

"Can't you remember, Allen Walker?"

Komui had said Allen's full name the same way he had when he declared that the boy's name, so many years before.

"Komui, not here. I don't think we can afford to say this with Kanda standing right here." Reever whispered, pointing to the aforementioned samurai, Kanda.

"Right, so Allen Walker. May we join you in the Noah's Ark or not?"

"Fine..." Allen said after a few moments of silence, his eyes revealed his fury to those who looked at them. "You may enter the Noah's Ark..." He muttered, a slight tinge of anger could be found in his voice.

"Thank you, sorry for the disturbance Mr. Kanda." Reever said, before following Komui into the doorway Allen was standing in.

Kanda just watched, There is no door there. What the hell?

His thoughts were broken by the sound of a piano, as the glowing white door slowly dissolved. Kanda just decided to ignore the events that just occurred, and turned around to finish the work his teachers had assigned.

~Page Break(They are in the ark now.)`~

"How to hell do you know what the ark is?" Allen's furious voice rang out, echoing inside of the white room located in the Ark.

"Simple. A letter came from the Noah Clan, demanding that you had stolen their Ark from them, and since you were originally created to be a weapon-"

"Whoa-whoa! What does that mean? I'm a regular human being!"

Are you really? I know them. They speak truths. No matter how much they harm you in the process...

Allen was about to make a sarcastic return comment, but Komui and Reever decided to continue on.

"Yes, you were created to help us win the war with the Noah Clan, created to be a super weapon."

"Why should I believe you?" Allen said, he anger starting to wear him out, now his voice was mostly filled with fear. "Why...?"

Reever decided to interject a comment, before Komui could continue. "Your red arm, that's the weapon."

Stupid fool. Were you not awake during my last attack? On the blue haired girly kid?

The white-haired boy started to panic, "no!" He started to hyperventilate, "No! That's from the fire I was in! You speak lies! Filthy lies!"

Although the piano was not played, a new door opened up. A certain man with almost curly hair appeared. Grinning slightly at Allen's state.

~Page Break~

Daku: Jesus tap dancing Crist! Grahhh~ Insert sad-face here!

Hasu: Translation is: Oh my fucking gawd! I forgot what the hell I was doing halfway through this chapter so I made it up as I went.

Translation provided to you by: Hasu.

Yeah... Sorry about the long wait for this chapter... Anyone wanna guess who mystery character is?

:P