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Recap: " hey guys what's ne- on my god may!"

"what happened to her?" shin asked with worry. "her dad found out." That was all uiro said in his monotone voice. "you idiot wait till her brother finds out then you're dead kagome can control inuyasha but not shisou he'll tear you apart!" shin babbled on and on how mays brother was going to kill him. "man chill out mutt breath won't touch me okay." Mocked uiro "Oh really wolf puke and why will I kill yo- MAY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER YOU BASTARD!? HUH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE SISTER?!" Shisou screamed at uiro. "nothing your dad tried to kill me and she freaked out." He explained as if he was just asked about the weather. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE MY DAD TRY TO MURDER YOU?" shisou was now screaming bloody murder. Urio grew a huge smirk and replied in a smooth voice "oh nothing just me about to have sex with you sister nothing to big." Shisou's eyes grew about five sizes before he screamed "WHAT YOU ALMOST WHAT I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU YOU DIRTY BASTARD COME HERE!" "nope." was all urio said before he handed may to shin and started running. He ran all the way to inuyasha's hut and ran inside. "hi mom hi dad bye mom bye dad!" was what uiro said before his tail was grabbed by his tail. " . .wolf?" inuyasha ground out. "she's with shin now please let go before I'm killed please and thank you." Uiro pleaded. Inu only raised a brow. "By who?" he asked. "Well by-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" uiro screamed as shisou tackled him to the ground. "motherfucker trying to fuck MY sister I'll fuck up your face!" he screamed as he threw punches at uiro. "STOP!" came a voice. "MAY?"

Ddg101: well that was fun

Uiro: fun he beat my ass!

Shisou: well I am the shadow of death