Chapter 4: I Explain the stuff I said Id Explain.

Flashback to 1 year ago

Eve was sitting in her house. She was doing a really hard Sudoko puzzle but it wasn't that hard because shes really smart and all that. She then did a bit of ninja science (its like biology but its figuring out the seacrets to new justus an stuff). Just then a rock hit an smashed through her window and hit her parrot cage and the parrot flew out the window.

"NOO! Feathers McBeak! Come baaack!" Eve crued out in vain as she rushed to the window.

"What F-CKER DID THAT!?" she roared and fell 30feet out the window but landed perfecktly cos she's tough. Deiedara was standing there

"YOU made me lose Feathers McBeak you insanly foolish buffoon!" she shouted and smaked him on his blonde head.

"DO NOT WORRY MY GF HE'LL RETURN LATER!" he reassured "Anyway I need to show you something really cool" he added and then they ran to the hills. It was really hugh up and there was a big white weird looking blob on the top. (Btw, Deidara has just stolen that justsu thing that make mouths on his hands so he can make big bombs and stuff)

"BEHOLD MY NEW ART!" Deidara shouted like mad but slipped cos he's a bit dumb

Eve looked suprized

"Not more of this weird lame ass art" she grumbled "Art is supposed to be paintings an stuff not this giant white dog poop!" Eve insulted

"WTF! Yeah well I bet your just jelous of my ART!"

"That's it I'm not going out with you anymore loser! I don't want a bf who can't even beat his own girlfriend in a fight and plays with kiddies play dough" Eve said

"We'll see about that!" shouted Deidara and he took out a Kuni

Eve took a kuni out too. They then tightened there headbands like in action films and then jumped at eachother and started fighting. It was too fast to see at first but then they slowed down a bit. Deidara then threw a spider bomb at Eve but she dodged and karate kicked it back at him.

"F-CK!" Deiedara shouted and punched the wall and it exploded and then it exploded again. "Fine, I don't love you either!"

They then backflipped onto a roof and there were punches and kung fu kicks everywhere and bits of tile flew off an hit people down below which made them drop their shopping and spill their tee.

They then crashed through the roof into a big firework warehouse. Deidara threw another round of bombs but missed and all the fireworks cort fire and blew up in big flashy colours everwhere. Eve grabbed a firework and flew up to the roof.

"Its over Deidara! I have the high ground!" she shouted

Deidara flew up on that big clay bird bomb thing "As long as my name is Deidara then its not" and jumped at Eve with a samuri sword. Eve tooked one out too which was electric cos Eve is a electric style user and there was a huge battle of explosions and lightening everywhere which made everone run away cos they were all scarred as they've never seen lightening before because its an earth-style village (Eve's the only one who know electric-style). Eve kicked Deidara in is manhood and he screamed like a girl which then made him super mad. He then pulled out clay and eated it. Spitting it out everywhere he made a giant bomb.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS COS MY ART IS AN EXPLOSION!" he shouted "Escape is fewtile!" Deidara laughed evilly "Release!" he commanded

Eve saw the size of the bomb and knew he meant business.

"Teleport jutsu!" she said and disspeared just as the boom nearly hit her. The bomb went off and was bigger and had more force than 4 nuclear bombs infused with asteroids, 12 sunarmis and hotter than the suns core all in one go. (This is also why he blows up the village and then leaves).

SOMEWHERE IN THE DESESRT:

Eve stood up. There was Sand everywere. It was the desert! She walked for a while then found a few of trees and water and that.

"Who are you?" shouted a black haired boy

Eve tured and there was a black haired boy with white shirt with a purple rope and a sword.

"My names Eve. And that sword looks pretty awesome. I'm Eve" she announced

"It's Sasuke and I'm an avenger" he said meanly "Some certain DOUCHBAG killed my family and I need to get strong and kill him"

Eve looked strayt into his deep black misunderstood eyes of evilness but then it got kinda weird so she stopped.

"That's not all is it" she smirked "What else?"

"What do you mean?" Sasuke suspitioned "ok, there is some girl I fancy and I need to get strong to protect her aswell" he confessed "Anyway I wanna get a wash and practice some jutsu so you need to go away"

"Okay" said Eve and went but she didn't really go! She hid in the bushes lik a creepy guy and waited until his back was turned. She then used THE FORCE jutsu to force Sasuke's sword into her hands. She ran away laughing evilly

SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY EVE LEFT THE STONE VILLAGE AND WHY SHE LEFT DEIDARA AND HOW SHE MET SASUKE! SEE YOU NECKS TIME!