Gaara was racing down the road faster than the wind in his jeep. He needed to get to the Leaf quick and there was only one thing on his mind. REVENGE! on Deidara for blowing up his city even if it killed him. The journey from sand to leaf was like 1000miles so Gaara needed to step on it so he did a speed-style jutsu and went 10x faster.
FURTHUR AWAY:
Naruto was heading back to the leaf. He had just finished mission and needed some ramen but ichirakus was going to close in 10mins. Also there had been a weird disturbance in the Leaf so he needed to get there double time to get to be where all the action was so he needed to go even faster so he went triple time instead.
As he came towards the deserty part of the road he saw something going faster than anything he'd ever seen and the driver was a serious looking guy with lots of black makeup and a tattoo that said LOVE in china. Before he could blink, the car raced past Naruto and he had to jump onto the hood so he didn't get hit. He crashed through the windscreen and inside was GAARA Looking surprised at the crazy yellow fox boy. He also smashed through the Haargen Dazs ice cream Gaara was eating.
"Watch where you are going you f-cking siykopath maniac!" yelled Naruto like mad at Gaara.
Naruto then tried to take the wheel so Gaara did a handbrake turn and they swerved off the road and they both screamed like little girls as the jeep nearly crashed into a pile of rocks and quicksand and some grass.
"Few that was a close call!" naruto said wiping his forehead "oh hey its you gara lol!"
Gaara looked blank "all my friends are dead and I need to get to the leaf" he said all derpressed
"I'm not dead rofl!" Naruto laughed "Anyway I need to go too bro so lets step on it cos I need ramen and something else is happening but I need ramen first ok!"
So Gara put the gear in drive and then turbo drive and zoomed off toward the leaf and loads of sand flew up and made a big sandstorm which chased them so they had to drive away from that too
AT THE LEAF!:
Sasori had infiltrated the leaf with his puppet doll thingys and people were dying and crying and screaming and throwing their lunch around cos it was like 1 o clock and that's lunchtime.
He had managed to get to the prison were Deidara was and tricked all the gaurds to release Deidara and then killed them all.
"Sup Sasori my man!" Deidara said happy. Sasori handed Deidara his clay pouch then punched Deidara in the mouth
"YOU FOOLISH F-CKING FOOL! HOW COULD YOU GET CORT SO EASILY!" he screamed so loud all the windows smashed
"Calm down my wooden pinnokio friend! It was all part of my plan!" he lied cos he never really had a plan
"Cmon lets go" Sasori shouted but there were more guards coming so Deidara used the last of his clay to make a tunnel.
AT THE KOKAGES OFFICE:
Eve was standing there along with Nedji, Rock Lee and Kiba and Kibas dog. Naruto then burst in eating Ramen with Gaara too.
"Those idiotic Akatski jerks have attacked the City!" Grandma Tsnarday roared "I have Kakashi and Guy on the scene taking care of business but since theyre such incompetent fools, the akatski have escaoped I need you to catch them!"
"Those tottering imbeciles!" shouted Neji cos he's from a rich family
"WTFFF!" shouted Naruto spitting noodles everywhere and one hit a window and it was all gooey with sauce
"HOW DARE THEY!" added Rock lee who was all angry and karate kicked the wall and made a big hole. Gaara then stepped forward
"All my people and friends are dead I need to warn you but its too late now" he depressed
"Never fear Gaara FOR I HAVE THE PERFECT JUTSU!" Shouted Eve "I haven't told you guys yet but my jutsu can send people back to the past so I can send you 4 back in time to warn everyone about deidara's attack so they all survive" Eve roared pointing at Gara Lee Nedji and Kiba and Kiba's dog
"Sounds bloody idiotic but we'll do it anyway!" Neji shouted
So Eve did the hand signs "Time-Travel justu!" and they disspeared which meant they had gone back to the past
"OK I want you two to go after the Akatsuki, take my helicopter too!" Grandma Tsunarday cried
"NO Problemo Granma!" yelled Naruto
Eve then pulled out two Samuri swords "Don't worry lady hokage we'll round em up!" Eve cried spinning her swords which chopped up all the noodles in the ramen
"Lets move out!" Eve yelled and threw a sniper rifle at Naruto who kicked the air grinning all excited and then they both jumped head1st into the Hokages helicopter. But there was someone else in the chopper too!…It was…
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT TIME SORRY!
