The Adventures of Elevator Lance:

Lance's Interdimensional Surprise

Lance was not happy this morning. He prided himself on his sense of humor and usually handled pranks pretty well, but Keith had made a fool out of him with the hidden picture the day before and he didn't like that at all.

"The guys are gonna pay for pulling that dirty trick on me." He mashed the call button for the elevator. "Especially Keith…"

The elevator opened and Lance stomped in. He pushed the button for the first floor and impatiently waited for the doors to close. As the elevator began to move there was a blinding flash of white light, forcing Lance to shield his eyes.

"What now?"

As the light faded there stood a baby with a football shaped head and a dog standing upright.

"Where are we now?" Brian asked.

Stewie took one look at Lance. "We're in the Classic Voltron universe, it would seem."

"At least we aren't in the V3D universe," Brian remarked.

"I know, those helmets were soooooo power rangers," Stewie commented.

"Excuse me…," Lance leaned down towards the pair of mismatched travellers. "But who the hell are you?"

"I apologize for this intrusion. My name is Brian and this is Stewie."

"What are you doing here?" Lance inquired as he stood back up.

"My trans-dimensional portal is on the fritz and we're trying to get back home," Stewie explained.

"A dog that speaks and a baby with a trans-dimensional portal…I must have officially cracked," Lance said to himself.

"You're not crazy," Brian assured him. 'In our universe this kind of thing is normal."

"Uh oh…" Stewie said.

Brian and Lance looked at Stewie who was holding the portal device away from his face. The device started to spark and blue energy snaked over it. A stray bolt of electricity jumped from the device and into the control panel of the elevator. The panel sparked and the elevator lurched, throwing Lance down on top of Brian and Stewie. Lance's hand accidentally activated the portal device. There was another blinding flash of light and the three found themselves on the floor of another elevator.

"Who are you guys?" came the voice of an unknown male.

Lance stood up and turned to look at the unknown man. "I'm Lance." Lance took the moment to look the stranger up and down, taking note of his red shirt and brown jacket.

"I'm Lance too," said the guy with the red shirt. "I'm the pilot of the Red Voltron Lion."

"Wait, so am I…" Lance turned to Stewie and Brian. "Where are we?"

"I think we're in the Voltron Force universe now," Stewie said.

"Oh great…another parallel Voltron Universe. Haven't I been on this ride before?"

"YOU have weird things happen to you too?" asked the VF Lance.

"Weird doesn't begin to describe it," Lance remarked.

"Tell me about it. The other day, I got attacked by a door," said VF Lance.

"Maybe we should get out of here, Stewie," Brian suggested. "You know, before anything else happens."

Stewie pushed the 'activate' button. "The portal isn't working."

Lance looked over at Stewie. "What do you mean it 'isn't working'?"

"It's over loaded," Stewie explained. "It wasn't designed to transport three people."

"Can you fix it?" Brian asked.

"Give me a few minutes," Stewie said then went to work trying to fix the device.

Lance sighed heavily.

"Could be worse," said the VF Lance.

"Yeah…we could be in the Devil's Due Comic universe," commented Lance.

The elevator doors opened and Allura and Larmina began to step in but stopped upon noticing the strange visitors.

"Who is this?" Larmina asked as she took a defensive posture.

"This is Lance; he's from another Voltron universe," explained the VF Lance.

"Another Voltron universe?" Allura asked. The curiosity was written plainly on her face.

"I told you strange things happen in here, but no one ever believes me." VF Lance folded his arms.

Lance couldn't take his eyes off Allura. "Wow Allura, you look much more attractive than the Allura in my universe."

"Why thank you, Lance." A slight blush filled Allura's cheeks.

"Ahem," Larmina said as she stepped between Lance and Allura. "What am I like in your universe?"

Lance looked at her curiously. "Who are you?"

"I'm Larmina, Allura's niece."

Lance looked at Allura. "You have a niece?" He then looked back at Larmina. "I'm sorry but, you don't exist in my universe."

"Well that just sucks." Larmina had a look of disappointment on her face. "Now I feel like some cheap plot gimmick."

"I think I fixed it," Stewie proclaimed.

"Great… push the button," Brian said.

"Wait, don't push it yet." Lance tried to grab the device from Stewie.

Stewie pushed the button and the bright light enveloped him, Brian and Lance. As the light faded, they discovered they were back in Lance's universe.

Lance sighed. "You couldn't wait three more minutes?"

"We're in a hurry," Brian stated.

Stewie pushed the button again and he and Brian disappeared. The elevator doors opened and Lance stepped out, heading to the control room.

"I'll be glad when this season is over."