The Adventures of Elevator Lance:
Lords of the Elevator
Lance was whistling as he walked towards the elevator. It was early evening and he was walking from the control room, a huge grin on his face.
"I can't wait to see the look on Keith's face," Lance said to himself.
Lance had just come from spreading honey all over Keith's cockpit seat, as payback for the painting prank. Lance wasn't sure how he was going to sleep, being anxious for tomorrow's flight lesson to begin.
He approached the elevator and pressed the call button. The doors immediately opened and standing in the elevator was a man dressed as Gandalf the Grey. Lance took one step towards the elevator and the man raised his hand.
"You shall not pass."
Before Lance could say anything the doors closed. He pressed the button again and the doors opened. "I need to go up to my room."
Once again the man raised his hand. "I said, You….shall not….pass."
The doors closed again. Lance was becoming irritated. He pressed the button again and once more the doors opened.
The man raised his staff into the air. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" With this statement, the man slammed the end of the staff down onto the floor.
"And YOU shall not tell me I can't ride this elevator," Lance told him.
In defiance, Lance placed on foot inside the elevator. Before he could get the other foot inside, he felt the staff strike the side of his head. Almost immediately, he felt something hit his stomach, this was followed by his feet being pulled out from under him.
As Lance recovered on the floor, on his back, he saw two midgets walk over and stand over him.
"Sorry about that, he takes his job seriously," said the first midget.
"You shouldn't have tried to pass," said the second midget.
Lance sat up as the two midgets entered the elevator, he noticed that the first was dressed as Frodo Baggins and the second was dressed as Samwiseb.
"I really hate these themed bachelor parties," second the second midget.
"It's a living," said the first midget.
"Hey fly boy," the second midget called out. "See you in the morning." The midget waved, then let out a fart just as the doors closed.
Lance laid back down. "Tomorrow is going to suck."