The Adventures of Elevator Lance:
The Kiss Heard Around the World: Part II
Allura and Lance broke their kiss and looked out the elevator doors. Standing there was Hunk, Pidge, and Keith.
Keith locked eyes with Lance, who had that look of a boy who got caught with his hands in the cookie jar.
"It's not what it looks like," Lance said as he backed away from Allura.
"I've heard that before," Pidge joked.
"Keith, I can explain this," Allura said.
"There is no need," Keith said flatly. "But if you two are done, we have some work to do." With that Keith turned and walked away. Hunk and Pidge exchanged glances then winked at Lance. The pair then followed their leader down the hall.
Lance glanced over at Allura as she glanced over at him. "Uh oh," was all Lance could say.
Allura left the elevator and ran after Keith. Lance followed suit.
The pair squeezed past Hunk and Pidge and positioned themselves in front of Keith, forcing him to stop.
"Please Keith, let us explain what you saw," Allura pleaded.
"Yeah," Pidge chimed in. "Hunk and I want to hear the whole story." He shared a grin and a wink with his much bigger best friend.
"I don't think an explanation is needed. If you two have something going on, then its none of my business," Keith stated.
"There is nothing going on," Lance told him.
"Yeah, Lance is the LAST person I would have something with," Allura stated.
"Exactly," Lance paused for a moment. "Wait…"
"Come on, Lance is good looking and all, but I need someone more stable, more responsible, more likely not to have a sexually transmitted disease," Allura stated.
"Ok, hold on a second," Lance tried to interject.
"I need someone more…commanding," Allura said, never taking her eyes off Keith.
"Allura, what are you saying?" Keith asked.
"Apparently, she's saying that Lance isn't good enough for her," Pidge remarked.
"How did I get to be the target of insults all of a sudden?" Lance asked. "All I did was try to comfort a friend and this is the 'thanks' I get?"
Allura ignored the conversation taking place around her. "I am saying, that I want you."
Without a word, Keith pulled Allura into her arms and kissed her passionately.
"About time," Hunk remarked.
As Keith and Allura pulled away from each other, Allura smiled then burst into laughter.
"I'm sorry," Allura said. "I can't do this. This script is just too corny."
"Tell me about it," Lance said leaning against the wall with his arms folded. "This story line has no point or real plot. It's just some excuse to give the Lance/Allura shippers a little something as well as keeping the Keith/Allura shippers happy."
"Seriously, did Stephanie Meyer's write this script or something?" Keith asked.
"I would have been happier with another Mel Brooks spoof," Hunk remarked.
"I'm hungry," Allura said. "I'm heading to the cafeteria."
"I'm right behind you, Princess," said Hunk.
"I'm off to the control room," Keith stated.
"I'll join you," Lance told him.
All four left Pidge standing in the hallway by himself.
"It was a good try," came a voice from behind Pidge.
"It wasn't good enough," Pidge replied.
"You made it through 'Part I' without any problems," KiethBlackLion stated as he walked up next to Pidge. "The script just needed some more work. You'll do better next time."
"Thanks, but I'll just leave the writing up to you." A bit disheartened, Pidge walked off in the direction of the cafeteria.
KiethBlackLion made a note in his writing notebook then entered the elevator to go back to his office.