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Jacob Black had his hands tightly clenched over his ears. Anyone who honestly bought in to the whole blood suckers aren't devious evil creatures, were seriously deluded in the head. Leeches did not care about anyone or anything other than their own pleasure. They were created to torment and destroy those around them. Of this Jacob Black was completely sure. Why else would the mind reader feel the need to force the Alpha in to listening to he and Leah go at it in the next room over? It was a pure sadistic act plain and simple.

"Oh yes!" Leah gasped while Jacob pulled the pillow tighter over his ears. He wouldn't mind listening to just Leah, but he could hear the mind rapist in the other room as well. He had a suspicion that Edward fucking Cullen was being deliberately loud as a way for Jacob to be forced to listen. "You know I never thought I would find a good use for your vampire speed and now I think I just have. Mmmm, oh yes, I most definitely like it when you use your vampire speed."

The Alpha shifted restlessly on the hotel bed and ended up throwing the pillow across the room. This was going to drive him fucking insane. He really had tried ignoring it to the best of his ability. He honestly had and yet it seemed to be failing him. It was not like he could turn his ears off. He couldn't stop listening to what was going on in the other room. As much as he may want to know he knew it was not a possibility. It was when the loud banging caused by the headboard meeting the wall started when the shifter felt his anger bubble over.

He turned his entire body towards the wall as he grabbed his own headboard and started slamming it against the wall as hard as he could. "Some people are trying to sleep! Put a fucking sock in it! Not all of us want to be forced to listen to your creepy necrophilia sex! Shut the fuck up!"

In retaliation to his actions it seemed that the bronze haired vampire chose to be even louder. The banging got even more intense. Leah seemed to have been trying to keep her moans at a lower level, but it didn't matter since Jacob had super hearing. In the end Jacob ended up picking up his phone and dialing room service. If the leech was going to be a dick then so was he. Besides the Cullen's had generously offered to pay for everything during this trip and he was going to make the most of it.

He waited for the receptionist downstairs to finally answer. "Good evening this is room 803 and I would like to send room 802 some" He paused trying to think of what would annoy the mind reading parasite the most. Finally an idea hit him and he grinned while at the same time chuckling lightly. "heating blankets. I am pretty sure that they may need them. I know for a fact Leah doesn't like the cold. Oh while you are there I think that you should bring them a box of popsicles. Tell her that Jacob said to have those if she feels an urge. And tell them to please keep it down. Thank you very much."

The wolf boy knew that the poor receptionist was not going to understand any of what just happened, but the point was that Jacob knew what he had meant and he knew Leah and Edward would get it as well. They would have no choice other than to keep the noise down now. Maybe he would be able to get some actual sleep now. Well that is what he thought until ten minutes later he heard a knock on their door before two minutes later when the couple burst in to waves of laughter. This only caused the Quilette Alpha to shake in rage. Did they really think that is torment was funny? Well he would show them. If he couldn't have what he wanted then they would not be able to get what they wanted.

Getting up and pulling his pants on, Jacob stormed in to the hallway. Stupid bloodsucker thought he could just have Leah and get away with it? Did he really think that he would be able to find a reason compelling enough for the Alpha to allow Leah to be with the leech? The only reason he was even doing this was so that in the end when he was proven right, the she-wolf would not be able to say he hadn't done the right thing.

Did she really think it was easy for him to think of her in there with her undead boyfriend? Did she really think the thought of his pale undead ice hands on her didn't drive him fucking insane? Did she not know how badly he wanted to rip Edward's hands off for touching her? How badly he wanted to poke his fucking golden eyes out for looking at her? This trying to piss him off to the point the shifter snapped was probably a very stupid move on the part of Edward 'fucking mind reader' Cullen.

As soon as she found what he had been looking for in the hallway, Jacob hesitated as his hand hovered over the fire alarm. Was this really the right thing to do? It was kind of childish and yet Jacob was a teenager. If he was one thing then it would be juvenile. Besides anything which got Leah away from the dead mind rapist was a good thing in his book. His grin was almost threatening to tear his face in half as he yanked down hard on the fire alarm. A horrible beeping sound filled his ears as water shot out of the sprinklers attached to the ceiling. People came rushing out of their rooms screaming about a fire.

Jacob, for his part, simply waited for Leah and Edward to leave their shared room as all three of them walked slowly down the hall. It was not as if they would end up burning to a crisp if there had been a real fire. "Guess my hotness was just to much for this place to handle. I sure hope the two of you weren't doing anything of importance."

TBC…

AN: So Jacob is such a dick lol, but you have to admit that he is a funny dick. I mean he could've started a fight and yet he chose to do something else. I thought the part with Jacob calling the desk downstairs was great. I mean he would totally do something like that. Anyways, I do hope that you all liked this chapter. Do you have something you would like to see? Submit your ideas and I will see what I can do. It is going to take a while for them to get to where they are going and so they will have time to stop and do other things. I have a few ideas that I may put in and yet I would love to hear yours.

Pleas R&R like always!