Okay, So I had this typed up but my computer ATE IT! :'( So this is take two! :) Also Someone told me to write about Pikachu's reaction to Pokephiles but I don't know. I don't exactly feel comfortable writing about things like that an its a K+ story! But I did include it so it will be in here so WARNING!

In the Defence of...

Pikachu!

(translated by Ash Ketchum.)

Hello, World! Tis I, Pikachu! (And Ash, Again! Hi Mom!) So first of all I want to say that I am a guy! ( You are? You never told me!) Well what did you think I was? (I don't know? An It?) Ash, if I was a girl, do you know how awkward it would be? (True. Go on.) Also, uhh, someones review asked me to talk about Pokephile storys. Well I was like What's a POKEPHILE? But Ash didn't know eather so we surched it! (I miss my innocence! :'( ) Why in the world did we surch that? To words. LIFE. SCARING! (I'm only 12!) Why would people take advantage of us like that? Oh well.

Also, I don't go electrocuting Ash whenever I feel! (Yes you do.) No I don't. I always have reasons for everything. (Like what?) You being an idiot. (Electricity packs sparking) (I never act like an Idiot!) (Electrocuting Ash.) (Fine Fine you win!) I always do. :)

So until next time,

Pikachu

P.s. (Why would you be PROUD to have STALKERS? Weirdo.) Stop Arguing! (Sorry! ;P Gary.)

I always imagined Pikachu and Ash arguing like Me and my bro or Me and Andrew (One of my best Friends who I steal his hat A lot. :) ) I'm Pikachu in both cases. next it's Cilan Time! Review and Request.

As always

Madame K.