An island similar to Wawanakwa appeared and Chris stood on the dock, grinning.

"Hey kids! Welcome to the brand new Awkanawaw island! After camp was er, shut down, we decided to relocate here! Now in this new season, we have eighteen new contestants to go with our brand new island. Here they will go through brutally challenges as they fight tooth and nail for the grand prize. One million dollars!" Chris announced.

"And here they come! Please welcome our first vict- I mean competitor, Sigurd!"

A large boy who looked like a typical Viking besides the Manowar t-shirt and jeans jumped off the dock. He made a loud boom and it shook.

"Lucky no one else was here. Welcome dude! All the way from Norway. Bet you're syked to meet the awesome Chris McLean in person," Chris grinned.

"Out of my way old man!" Sigurd boomed, walking past him.

"I am not old! Anyway, here's our next contestant, TJ!

"Howdy y'all!" TJ called, grinning.

"TJ, welcome to the island!" Chris said.

"Thanks Chris, it sure-," TJ started but was cut off by Chris.

"Next up, James!"

"Hey everyone," James smiled, slipping his pocket watch out of sight and joining the others.

TJ furrowed her brow and gave James a curious look when a squeal cut pierced the air and a mass of brown curls had her around the waist in a huge.

"Ariana, who was suppose to let me announce her," Chris frowned.

"OMG, hi guys!" she said, looking up at them. Compared to her they were all giants.

"Greetings small one," Sigurd said, causing her to gasp.

"OM flipping G! You have, like an amazing accent! It's sooooooo cool!" she squealed.

"Hello, attention back to the amazingly handsome host!" Chris snapped. It was silent until a mew came from behind him. He whipped around.

"Everyone, this is Shane," he said.

Shane reached for Chris' hair. He smacked Shane's hand.

"Dude, what the heck!" he snapped

"I wanted to see it if really was a wig," he said honestly.

James snickered as Chris shoved him in their direction. TJ caught him before he fell into the water.

"You alright partner?" she asked.

"Yeah, I'm whoa," Shane said, jaw dropping. TJ blushed slightly until a girl cleared her throat.

The sluttiest girl she had ever seen came walking down the dock. Her red tank top was quite low cut and she swayed her hips as she walked, attracting the attention of every male there. She winked at Shane then flashed a smirk at Sigurd.

"Hiya big boy," she purred.

"Amber Folders everyone," Chris introduced after he stopped checking her out. TJ rolled her eyes.

Loud music blasted as another boat pulled up to the island. A boy hopped off, eyes narrowed and scowling.

"Blake! Sup dude. How's Duncan and juvy?" Chris grinned. Blake flipped him off as he joined the others.

He checked out Amber and smirked at her, "Hey gorgeous."

She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, turning away from him. But a little smile slipped onto her face.

"Here comes Erin!" Chris said.

Erin smiled as she tripped and fell face first onto the dock.

"That's gotta hurt," he snickered.

"What's with her outfit? She looks like she's dressed for some fancy academy," Blake whispered to Amber.

"And you look like a delinquent wannabe," Amber retorted.

"I'm the real deal honey," he smirked. She raised an eyebrow.

"Then I'd better get my eye on you," she said in a low voice. The two stared at each other when someone coughed.

"Sebastian!" Chris introduced.

"Attention on me, not each other lovebirds," Sebastian said as he strutted over to the others.

"At least none of us look like a walking advertisement for Gays R Us," Amber sneered.

Sebastian rolled his eyes. "Please, I look fabulous. Oh and honey, not even on Valentine's Day should you wear that much red. Bulls will maul your slutty little ass."

As soon as she opened her mouth to say something sarcastic, Chris cut her off.

"Cosy!" Chris announced as a tough looking girl with a PDA walked onto the dock.

"Why does she get a PDA? Do we all get PDAs?" Shane asked.

"It's mine so hands off!" she growled. Shane pulled back, looking nervous.

Another thud diverted their attention to the newly arrived boy. A boy groaned as he clutched his head.

"Damian. Big guy, help him up. You're both European," Chris ordered.

"Thanks," Damian said as Sigurd helped him up. He picked up his guitar case as Ariana started squealing and she ran over and hugged him.

"Oh em flippin gee! You have like, such an amazing accent!" she gushed.

"Uh, thanks?" he said unsure, accent thick. He tried to walk over to the others with Ariana still hugging him and fell again.

"Wow, I never thought I'd meet someone clumsier than me," Erin chuckled.

"Well, here he is. Damian McWilliamson, resident musician, klutz and troublemaker at your service," he joked.

"Oh my gosh, here, let me help you guys," a new girl said, sliding her sunglasses onto her fedora and hopping off her boat.

"Malina everyone," Chris said.

"It's great to be here. I'm so excited to compete. I hope we'll all be great friends!" she gushed.

"Did someone say friends? I love to make friends. Back home I have lots of friends! One's named Michael. I was almost named Michael but my parents named me River instead. River McIrish. Born January 2nd at 12:03 PM. From that moment my parents knew I would be special. And I am! My boss didn't think so though, he fired me before I came here. I worked the drive thru!" River rambled.

"River! Who should shut up," Chris growled.

"My boss told me that a lot! So did my teachers. Especially during tests," River said and was about to go on another tangent when a hand struck the back of his neck. He fell forward onto the dock to reveal a girl in a plaid shirt.

"You're welcome," she said as she stepped over him.

"Sofia!" Chris introduced.

"You are strong for a small one," Sigurd commented.

"Thanks," Sofia said sarcastically. Sigurd smiled widely, not detecting her sarcasm. He clapped her on the back, hard.

"That was pretty hot. Could you show me sometime?" Shane asked.

Before Sofia could respond and possibly render Shane unconscious as well, another boat landed.

"Josh!" Chris said.

"Um, why's there a guy passed out on the dock?" Josh asked.

"Oh my gosh, he was talking and then Sofia came up behind him and went look whoosh and he fell to the ground," Ariana described animatedly. Josh glanced at the scowling girl then stood as far away from her as he could get.

"Here's Melissa," Chris said.

"Wow, the island is amazing! No toxic waste damaging the nature like last time," she smiling then shuddered. "Poor creatures last season. It broke my heart to watch!"

"Whatever. Someone doesn't know quality television. Next up, Tristen!" A camera snapped a picture from his boat.
A boy jumped onto the dock.

"Hey," he said, flipping his hair Beiber style. He stood next to Melissa.

"Is that choker natural hemp?" she asked. He nodded.

"Oh good. It's great to see things made out of all natural resources instead of animal skins and other pollutants," she smiled. TJ tried her best not to roll her eyes or frown.

"Here's our last competitor, Taylor," Chris said.

Taylor came out and sneered at Chris then stood between Blake and Amber.

"Who killed him?" she asked, pointing at River.

"Blondie. But really, he was being annoying so she did us a favor," Blake said. Taylor laughed.

"Now that we're all here, it's time to split you into teams.

"On the Killer Chipmunks: Ariana, Damian, Sofia, Sigurd, Erin, Sebastian, Cosy, Shane, and Malina.

On the Screaming Skunks: River, Amber, Tristen, Taylor, Blake, TJ, James, Melissa, and Josh."

*Confessional*

"Chipmunks? At least it's better than skunks. At least it sort of fits Amber. Wait no, that's skank," Sebastian scoffed.

*Confessional*

"Woo! I have one of the hottest girl on my team! Too bad I don't have Amber. Sofia's pretty good too. I LOVE blondes!" Shane sighed, grinning like a fool.

*Confessional*

"Looks like a lot of idiots. That'll benefit me greatly," Amber smirked.

*Confessional*

"These people look fierce. But I am a man of the North! We are harder than steel!" Sigurd boomed. A bang is head outside.

"Oi Thor, they can hear you without shouting," Sofia's voice came from outside.

Sigurd looked a little embarrassed. "My apologies, fair lady," he apologised in his loud voice. Outside Sofia groaned.

*End Confessionals*

"Whoa, what happened? Who are they? I'm River McIrish. Oh, what team am I on? Have we been put on teams yet? Oh, I can't wait to start. What's the first challenge? It can't be that bad," he rambled.

"Since you're so ready to start, we'll get right to it! And this is a flashback from season one," Chris grinned sadistically.

"I hate you," Taylor said to River.