Chapter 2: Zoro was sad cuz he manslotterd Luffy last time. He was on a littel iland bein an emo fuck when suddenly Dracula Mihawk came (not that kind) up to him. "Bitch why yu bein an emo fuck?" askd Mihawk. "Fuk of, I kilt my best fren" said Zolo. "Luffy is life u jakass" Mihawk said an he was write.
Luffy was talkin 2 Shanks on Shanks boat. "U wer ded when my men brot u here" he said. "Then imma zombi" said Luffy. "I eat ur brains". "Get dafuq off my boat" said Shanks and he tosed Luffy overbored. Xcept Luffy culdnt swim so he was drown.
"I seed Luffy wit me tellerscop and he's live" Mihawk said. "I must find him an aplologiz an say sory" Zoro sid. "Not yet 1st I wil trian yu 2 b moar badass" said Mihawk. So Mihawk spent teh weekend shooing Zoro sum moves