Yami's got The X Factor!
Disclaimer: Again I OWN NOTHING! And Yami was a little abridged but that will change, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Remember () = Yami's thoughts and (()) are Yugi's thoughts through the mind link!
Yami looked over at a transparent Yugi and then turned around to see the line ahead.
"(Just look at all the potential Fangirls…Oh crap on the Nile! They could be limey rabid Fangirls! Everyone knows they're the most deadly! Yugi, I can't do this!)".
"((Yami, you'll be alright. There are no Fangirls are in sight! …Wait where are you going?!))"
"(I'm getting out of here; one of them has spotted us! Run away!)".
"((That's just Tea and Joey, Pharaoh!))".
As Yami began what could only described as a 5,956 mile manic spirit to Japan, he tripped on an oddly misplaced jagged rock and fell down face-first on a nearby sidewalk. This all happened in front of his ninja Fangirls that were hidden in the shadows and ready to glomp at any moment.
"((Yami! Are you ok? Yami, YAMI! You need to get up!))"
"Uuuggghh." Yami wakes up and turns around to find the harem of ninja Fangirls surrounding him. Yami put his head down and the Fangirls attacked, only when his head snapped up they found a very scared and confused Yugi Motou who up until then had no clue what was going on.
"I'm NOT YAMI! LOOK OVER THERE, its BAKURA!" Yugi pointed over to a young albino. Luckily for Yugi, the ninja Fangirls were also Bakura Fangirls and it gave him ample time to escape them and to sign in at the arena for his audition…
A few hours later….
Yugi was sitting down in the main hall of the O2 arena trying to talk to his Aibou.
"((Yami are you ok? You haven't answered me in hours! You're up right after me under the name 'Yami Yugi'. Please answer me!))"
"(Uuuggh…. I'm alright Yugi I just need to rest for a while. I will watch you from inside the puzzle, but for now good luck!)"
"(Thanks Yami, I'll do my best!)"
Suddenly, a voice came out of nowhere and Yugi woke to the sound the of the producer.
"Yugi Motou! They're ready for you now, break a leg kid."
Yugi walked on to the stage to face his toughest challenge yet, singing in public. A fate that many people fled the country to avoid, and now it is Yugi's turn!...
As Yugi stepped on the stage, his stomach filled with metaphorical Kuribohs and found himself in front the two evilest creatures alive, along with Louis Walsh and for some reason Jaden Yuki.
"Hello sir what's your name-"
"Don't ya kno who that is Louis? That's the dog known as Yugi Motou, the King of Games! You don't know who that is, you better recognise dog!"
"Uhh Jaden you're not black" Yugi retorted quickly
"Yugi what are you singing today?" Simon said while examining his hair with curiosity.
"I'm singing 'Boyfriend' by Justin Bieber" (A/N: cue Fangirl squeals.)
"Begin Dog!"
As the instrumental began, Yugi started to clap his hands and started to dance, and then yelled, "This is for Tea!"….
If I was your Pharaoh, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Tea take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got cards in my hands that I'd really like to play
Duel Duel Duel, with you
Chilin by the fire why we eatin' hamburgers
I dunno about me but I know about you
So say hello to Yami in three two one
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey Tea, let me talk to you..
If I was your Pharaoh, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone
I can be a game king, anything you want
If I was your Pharaoh, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't
I could be your Dark Magician fly across the globe
I don't wanna fight yeah, you already know how to duel,
I am 'ma a make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
Burr
Tea, Tea, you could be my Queen
You could be my Queen until the - world ends
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind kuriboh
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey Tea, let me talk to you
If I was your Pharaoh, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a game king, anything you want
If I was your Pharaoh, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need Tea
Spend a week wit your Yugi I'll be calling you my Queen
If I was your Yami, I'd never leave you Tea
I just want to love you, and treat you right
If I was your Pharaoh, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a game king, anything you want
If I was your Pharaoh, I'd never let you go, Take it Kuriboh!
do ta la la la la la la la la
Ya Tea
If I was your Pharaoh…
As Yugi finished the song he knew he nailed it, because the crowd went wild and there was a harem of Yugi Fangirls fainting due to CFS (Crazed Fangirl Syndrome). Tea was in shock at how well Yugi sang and how he turned a song she truly loved into something about her. She was mouthing what looked like a massive friendship speech following with "Oh My MA'AT!".
After the crowd calmed down Yugi turned to the Judges. Jaden took the initiative and started the feedback to Yugi.
"DAYYNNG DOGGG! That was TTTYYYIGHT! That was totally original and you have my vote dogg! RESPECT!"
"Yeah Yugi, you remind me of a young wacky haired Bruce Lee." Louis agreed in the same Louis style; a hint of racism.
"(I swear, if he called me that because I'm Japanese I will send him to the shadow realm.)"
"((Calm down Aibou...))"
The guest Judge Alexis Rhodes answered with, "You sing like my brother and I like it!" then Alexis left the table to ask random Fangirls where her brother was and naturally they glomped her. And then there was Simon….
"Yugi, the song choice you made was more ridiculous than your hair. Really, how does Justin Bieber constitute as music? King of Games? More like King of Lame!"
"Simon that was way harsh dogg! Ya really need to lighten up and chill mannn." Jaden retorted quickly as Yugi just stared blankly at him, heartbroken at the fact Simon didn't like his unique spin on the song.
"Now it's time to vote! Louis!"
"Ok Yugi, you have a lot of potential and I like your style. So my answer is… YES! Jaden!"
"Dog that was off the chain! A big hell yeah! Simon!"
"Yugi I don't think you are able to go through to the next round. I feel that you don't have any talent in this aspect of the competition so it's a No from me. Alexis left a note saying 'Let Yugi kitty face KOOON! Through.' So- you have three yes' and we'll see you at boot camp."
Yugi thanked them and left the stage, his eyes nearly flooding with tears. He talked politely to Dermot O'Leary and then sprinted to the greenroom.
"(What' wrong, you got through! Congratulations!)"
"((I know I should be happy Yami, but Simon Cowell said he hated my version of the song. If he hates it then I won't make it to the live rounds!))" Yugi broke down crying his panda-like eyes out and whining like a little Fangirl after someone has told her that Yu-Gi-Oh! isn't real.
"(Aibou It's been a long day why don't you just rest in your soul room and watch my audition? But promise me that you'll relax until I give you the signal that I'm performing. Do you understand? )"
"((Ok Yami just give the sign...))"
"Yami Yugi!" Katie the executive producer called into the greenroom, which signaled Yami to take over….
The crowd looked slightly confused at what they thought was the same boy coming out to audition again.
"Yami Yugi is it? And by any chance are you related to Yugi Motou?" asked Louis.
"Yes he's my twin but I changed my last name."
"Now Yami, what are you going to sing today?" asked Simon.
"I'm going to sing 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl' by Jet. But first, Simon, I want to play a game." Yami answered as the Millennium Puzzle blazed and the entire O2 Arena was covered with shadow magic until only he and Simon were the only two that were visible.
"It's Game Time, Simon! The rules are simple. We shall hear the most high pitched and blood curdling screams known to man…"
"X Factor Rejects?"
"Close but no cigar" Yami leaned in closer and whispered "FANGIRLS…"
Simon let out an audible gasp. Yami pulled out a small hourglass and continued with, "The winner is the person who can withstand the noise until the sand runs out. GAME START!"
Yami sat across from Simon and both calmly listened while the screams started. As time went on, though, Simon started to look slightly irritated by the noise.
"What's wrong Simon? You don't like my taste in music? Are you ready to give up?" Yami teased jokingly with a dark smirk and crimson tinges of fire starting to appear in his velvet eyes. Simon looked ever more anxiously at the hourglass.
"This is ridiculous. I'm Simon Cowell, I have a job to do!" Yami looked at him with the same smirk.
"The Door of Darkness has been opened…" he murmured.
"This is stupid! Look the timer's already done!" and as Simon spoke those words he grabbed the hourglass and smashed it, sending sand and shards of glass all over the smokey, purple ground. "Now there is no timer, so therefore I win!" Yami looked at him so maliciously that even the puppies Kaiba killed with his smiles weren't safe from his wrath. The eye of Horus appeared on Yami's forehead burning like a million suns and the fires of hell.
"I knew you wouldn't follow my rules, Simon. The game we've just played was a Yami No Game; now face the penalty game for those who break the rules… PUNISHMENT GAME OF FATE!" Yami pointed at Cowell and the Eye of Horus enveloped the malicious judge, forcing him to face his worst Nightmare. The ghosts of X Factor's past and Jedward's albums on loop for eternity….
"NOOOOOO!" Shouted Simon as he went into foetal position and whimpered something about wanting his solid gold teddy bear. Just then, the shadows disappeared, and they were back in the O2 Arena.
"Okay…. Show us what ya got Yami!" Jaden said cheerfully gently ignoring Simon's little breakdown.
Yami listened to the instrumental as pulled a smexy face while wearing his signature jacket like a cape and his dark leather pants looking as skin-tight as ever. Before he started, he winked at Tea.
"This is for my Anzu!" he called out.
So one, two, three, take my hand and come with me
Because that gunman's on fire
And That I really wanna save your life.
I say you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine.
Oh, four, five, six c'mon and play my games
Now you don't need that money
When you look like that, do ya honey.
Big black boots,
short brown hair,
She's so sweet
With her get blue eyed stare.
Well I could see,
You home with me,
But you were with Kaibaman, yeah!
I know we,
Ain't got much to say,
Before I help you get away, yeah!
I said, are you gonna be my Anzu?
Well, so one, two, three, take my hand and come with me
Because the gunman's on fire
and That I really wanna save your life.
I say you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine.
Oh, four, five, six c'mon and play my games
Now you don't need that money
With a face like that, do ya.
Big black boots,
short brown hair,
She's so sweet
With her get big blue eyed stare.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, c'mon!
I could see,
You home with me,
But you were with Kaibaman, yeah!
I know we,
Ain't got much to say,
Before I help you get away, yeah!
Uh, be my Anzu.
Be my Anzu.
Are you gonna be my Anzu?
Yeah.
As the song finished, the whole arena stood up in a standing ovation including the judges, with the exception of Simon. At the moment, he was now looking at Mai Valentine and asking her if she was his mummy and if she would read him a bedtime story. After everything calmed down and the squad of ambulances had taken away all the poor Yami Fangirls who contracted a near fatal case of CFS, the Judges gave their say.
"Simon?..." Louis said mockingly "what did you think?"
"Of what greying leprechaun?! All I heard was singing and strange screeching! Please grant me my wish and give me a golden teddy bear, giant fur ball?"
"For the last time, MY NAME IS JADEN! Anyway, that was AWESOMEEE! MANNN! You have stolen all the girl's hearts and I hope your Anzu is watching man because she's a lucky gal! Alexis!"
"I really like you; you give me funny feelings, kind of like the ones Syrus gave to me on Monday …."
"Ok… let's start voting, Louis!"
"Yami you have a lot of potential and I think you'll go far, YES! Jaden."
"Mann you got the style and the swag! Yea!"
"Alexis says YES! Simon?"
"Yes, pretty lady, yes!"
"Yami, you've got 4 Yeses! Congratulations!"
"Thank you!" Yami replied while turning to leave with a dark smirk on his face.
"((Congrats pharaoh you've made it through too! I wonder what happened to Simon… One minute he was fine, the next he was acting like a two year old…..))"
"(I need to rest Aibou, could I turn off the mind link for a while? And I have no clue…)"
End of chapter 2! He's here… Yay! Let the parodies and Yami No Games Begin! Big shout out to Dynamite and Soup my partner in crime and Betaaaa! Love u mannn! As always please READ AND REVIEW!