Yami's got the X Factor!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! Except the torment!
Previously on YGTXF….
"Yami, you've got 4 Yeses! Congratulations!"
"Thank you!" Yami replied while turning to leave with a dark smirk on his face.
"((Congrats pharaoh you've made it through too! I wonder what happened to Simon… One minute he was fine, the next he was acting like a two year old…..))"
"(I need to rest Aibou, could I turn off the mind link for a while? And I have no clue…)"
Now a couple of weeks later…..
"Welcome back everyone, to the X Factor bootcamp auditions! Simon is still on break for health reasons, but will be back next week. We have a surprise for you now though, so meet our new guest judges, Seto Kaiba and Rita Ora! Welcome and best of luck!" Dermott O'Leary announced as the whole crowd cheered enthusiastically, except Bakura and Kaiba who were sitting down wearing their signature scowls. "Now, onto the auditions!" Dermott added and with a gesture in the form of a salute the auditions began…
The auditions went on for hours on end, with countless impatient Fangirls waiting to see the three men who had unintentionally walked into their lives and their fanfiction….
"Bakura, em, sorry what's your last name?" asked Katie,the executive producer, politely.
"I bloody don't have one! Now lead me to those infuriating judges before I feed you to my Fangirls!" Bakura threatened as he grabbed her by the collar of her shirt and pulled her forward.
"Ok Mr Bakura." She replied and then mumbled under her breath, "I was always more of a Marik fangirl anyways…"
"What did you just say?!" Bakura asked warily as he watched her with a look that said 'I'm gonna kill you in your sleep if you say another word'. He would have enacted on his urge to kill, but because it was his turn to face the judges it would have to wait for now…..
"Hello contestant- wait aren't you that limey kid from school that hangs around with Yugi and his friends?" asked Kaiba with a stoic yet inquisitive look that just said 'what the eff!'
"Close but no cigar Kaiba! I'm his- uh… brother!" That sounds right, yes he thought to himself, and continued with "and I'm singing 'Sex on Fire' by the Kings of Leon." Bakura took a moment to gag at the thought of him and Ryou being considered brothers. "Let me start my bloody audition already!"
The instrumental started and Bakura just stood there, holding the width of his blue, unbuttoned overshirt. He then winked at a small Fangirl who was readying herself to glomp him. "This is for my Fangirls…" he said smoothly.
Lay where you're laying
Don't make a sound
you know I'm watching
I'm watching
All the commotion
The childrens card game
Has people talking
Talking
ooooh
your death is on fire
and sooo
Ryou's watching this transpire
Dark of the shadows
The breaking of spines
Head while I'm stealing items
I'm stealing
Soft lips are open
Them nuckles is pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying
You
Your death is on fire
And so
Ryou's watching this transpire
Hot as a fever
Rattling bones
I could just taste blood
Taste blood
But it's not forever
But it's just tonight
Oh I'm still the greatest
The greatest
The greatest
Ooooh
Your death is on fire
oooh!
Your death is on fire
And so
Ryou's watching this transpire
And oooh!
Your death is on fire
And so
Ryou's watching this transpire…
As the song finished, there was a large rumble that wasn't just applause. It was the sound of a million Limey Ninja Fangirls running towards the stage, prepared to give Bakura the glomp of a lifetime. Fortunately for Bakura, the millennium ring banished them all to the shadow realm. The judges thanked him for singing and also for getting rid of them. Bakura walked off without even acknowledging the judges.
"Hey, Bakura! Great job! And good luck for the next audition!" Yugi said cheerily, tapping him gently as to not annoy him that much. Unfortunately for him, that just angered Bakura even more and so he whipped around and punched him right in his dark magician-loving face.
"Get out of my way! After I beat your asses in this singing, I will finally become the main character! And there's nothing you can do about it, Yugi!" Bakura grabbed Yugi by his leather choker and pushed him against the nearest wall. Bakura was so involved in beating the crap out of Yugi that he didn't notice the baby panda's head falling down and Millennium Puzzle blazing as Yami took over….
Just as Bakura was about to assault Yugi again, his arm had been caught by Yami. The enraged pharaoh yelled, "Yami No Bakura, you have abused Yugi for the last time! IT'S GAME TIME!"
"Oh crap, he's back to season 0 isn't he?" Bakura sighed, knowing that he will be dragged into a shadow game.
Yami gave him a smirk, and then snapped his fingers. They were then somehow on the roof of a building, in a strange predicament. There was no doubt that this was the set up for a Yami-no-Game.
"The rules are simple; we are on the roof of the O2 Arena, and we are both tied to chairs and have a puzzle in our hands. Youre probably wondering why you can't see any of this… The catch to this game is that we are both blindfolded and to win you need to assemble the puzzle. Remember, anyone who cheats and peeks at the puzzle gets a punishment game. Now, GAME START!"
'Really, he's playing these games again?! I wish I could've just killed him when I had the chance. Damn you, Hindsight! Well it doesn't matter anyway; if I win that insufferable pharaoh will get a punishment game.' Bakura thought to himself as he and Yami started the Yami No Game. "How are you getting on pharaoh? Afraid of heights?" Bakura said mockingly. Underneath, though, he could feel that he was going to lose.
"Remember Yami No Bakura, the Yami No Game is a true test of character and always reveals the truth." Bakura had already taken off the blindfold and had finished the puzzle when he said this.
"I win pharaoh, the puzzle is complete and it reveals the key to freeing myself! Goodbye pharaoh and happy landings!" Just as Bakura is about to untie himself, Yami appears in front of him and starts glaring at him with the intensity of a thousand knives stabbing into him. Bakura looked up and sees the eye of Horus staring blankly at his face. "What the hell? Why aren't you falling?"
"Because Yami No Bakura, you've broken the rules and the Door of Darkness has opened. PENALTY GAME!" as Yami spoke the rope holding Bakura's chair snapped leaving Bakura to fall off the arena, "Be swallowed by your own greed and let it wash away your lust for revenge!"
"Currrrrrrrssssseeeeeee yoooooouuuu phaaarrraaooh!" as Bakura fell Yami looked at him smirking, knowing that Bakura won't be a problem for a while…
Just then, yugi took over a mind linked with the pharaoh.
"((Yami! What happened?! Where's Bakura? And why are we on the top of the O2 arena?))" Yugi panicked as he looked around at what could only be described as a crime scene.
"(Bakura's fine, he's just gone for a little swim… and I decided to go for a little walk. Relax Aibou, It's my turn to perform now so why don't you go back into the puzzle and relax while I perform. After that you can have control back, ok?)" Yami said happily with a slight bitterness hidden inside the tone of his voice.
"((Alright my partner, I'll relax, all the best.))" Yugi submitted as they made their way to the stage…
"Hey Yugi, I didn't know you were in the competition. Anyway, perform!" Kaiba said surprisingly and with that the performance Yami started with a parody of 'Isis'by the Goo Goo Dolls.
And I'd give up forever to duel you
Cuz I know that you'll challenge me somehow
I'm the greatest King of Games that you'll ever see
And I don't want to go home right now
And all I can taste is Marik's blood
And all I can take is your life
Cuz sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss this tonight
And I want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
When every games made to be won
I'm just gonna make you know who I am
And you can't fight the tears that are coming
Or the moment of truth in my games
When everything feels like the manga
Yeah, you'd bleed if we weren't dubbed by 4kids
And I want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
When every games made to be won
I'm just gonna make you know who I am
And I want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
When every games made to be won
I'm just make you know who I am
I'm just gonna make you know who I am
I'm just gonna make you know who I am
I'm just gonna make you know who I am
The performance had ended and every Fangirl that wasn't banished to the shadow realm screamed their heads off as if Yami was shirtless. "Thanks Yugi, I challenge you to a duel!" said Kaiba again mistaking Yami as Yugi.
"(My name is Yami idiot, and I'll just win again)" Yami thought to himself and Yugi as he walked off trimpthantly. "(Alright Aibou your turn)" and so Yami let Yugi take over…
Yugi walked out to the stage excited, yet a little bit nervous for the terror of performing in front of 50,000 people. "Hey Yugi, wait- didn't you just audition?"
"No that was my brother Yami, we're practically twins! Anyway I'm going to perform my own version of Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes." Yugi answered.
"Then go for it Yugi! We have a duel after this!" Kaiba said impatiently and again the performance began!
My heart's a Kuriboh
It fights for Tea, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every mo-o-o-ove
Make me your deckmaster
And play him face up when run out of cards
This duel was meant for you
Just place your trap cards into my duel disk
Yu-Gi-Oh baby!
If I was just another kuriboh in your deck!
Would you play me face down or ignore me like everybody else?
If I asked you to play me in every duel, could you manage that?
Like yea fucked up, check it Yugi, I can handle that
Furthermore, I apologize for any lost duels
It's just the last person that played me was a total douchebag
I beat, beat him, beat him, now he'll get over that
'Cause GX is overrated and doesn't have Millennium Items
If I could only find a way to make Jaden understand
I'd Duel him into the and place winged Kuriboh in his hand
My Aibou's stuck inside my head, like my favourite tune
And know my heart's a Kuriboh that only plays for you
My heart's a Kuriboh
It fights for Tea, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every mo-o-o-ove
Make me your deck master
And play him face up when run out of cards
This duel was meant for you
Just place your trap cards into my duel disk
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh kuribo-oh!
Oh oh oh oh so place your trap cards into my duel disk
Let's go!
If I was a pile of starchips on duel kingdom (remember that?)
Would you wear me on your wrist wherever you duel
Would you play the Eygptian gods in front of Seto Kaiba (play it man!)
And play Exodia everytime Kaiba plays The Blue eyes white dragon!
And all I ask is that you don't get mad at me
When you have to listen to all my card game jokes
Appreciate every game your friends play
You never know when Yami Bakura will play a shadow game
I think I finally found a card to make you understand
If you can play it and take me by the hand
Just keep Yami stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
You know my heart's a Kuriboh, that only plays for you
My heart's a kuriboh
It fights for tea, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every mo-o-o-ove
Make me your deckmaster
And play him face up when run out of cards
This duel was meant for you
Just place your trap cards into my duel disk
My heart's a Kuriboh
It fights for tea, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every mo-o-o-ove
Make me your deck master
And play him face up when run out of cards
This duel was meant for you
Just place your trap cards into my duel disk
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Kuribo-oh
Oh oh oh oh so place your trap cards into my duel disk
I only pray you'll never leave me behind (never leave me)
Because good Duelists can be so hard to find (so hard to find)
I take your deck and hold it closer to mine (yeah)
Thought Zexal made Yu-Gi-Oh! Dead, but now the fans are (yeah) loving us! (Come on whoa)
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to Kuribo-oh! (It's your boy Yugi)
Oh oh oh oh (Yu-Gi-Oh! Baby!) So sing along to your Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yeah
At the end of Yugi's performance, all of the Yugi Fangirls contracted a fatal case of CFS and the rest of the crowd all stood and gave him a standing ovation. Kaiba even gave him a smirk (=300 dead puppies) and Yugi left with a smile as big as the winged dragon of Ra. He left hopefully for he still needed to return later for his result…..
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I left you at a cliffie! Btw thanks to Dynamite and Soup for all the help love u mannn!