Yami's got the X Factor
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! Except the parodies and the madness!
Previously on YGTXF….. all of the Yugi Fangirls contracted a fatal case of CFS and the rest of the crowd all stood and gave him a stand ovation and Kaiba even had given him a smirk (=300 puppies) and Yugi left with a smile as big as the winged dragon of Ra and he left hopefully for only to return for the result…..
The Next Day…..
Yugi arrived at the O2 arena waiting in anticipation with his heart slowly creeping up and out of his chest. He was standing in the crowd of 50 people who will now become 25…
"Alright let's get started. Will M.R Bakura come forward please?" announced Louis as the crowd hushed. Bakura stepped forward as small smirk appeared on his face.
"Congratulations you have made it to the next round!" Louis announced happily. Bakura left without even acknowledging the judges praise. The call backs continued on and as the list went on Yugi became more and more nervous. Finally, he heard,
"Yugi Motou and Yami Yugi! Wait where's Yami?" Yugi mentally face palmed himself and made an excuse for him.
"He's just away to the bathroom; the excitement was just a bit too much for him." Yugi explained
"((Hopefully that will stick and they will just move on))"
"(Let's hope it does Aibou)"
The judges brushed Yami's absence off and told Yugi that will be put into a group with two others and will have to make a choice between a list of certain songs. Unfortunately for Yugi, he was paired with two ninja Yugi Fangirls! And they already had the song in mind...
"(Aibou let me take over; I need to find out who my partner is for the next audition.)" Yami said with a subtle demanding tone in his voice. Yami just took over before Yugi could even answer and walked over to the notice with the list of groups. When he saw who he was paired with, a look of pure horror appeared on his face. "Oh no Dear RA NO! Anyone but him…"
Yami rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing things.
"Bakura. Oh crap on the Nile! Why the hell do the gods test me so…" but just as Yami was about to launch into a dramatic monologue with flashbacks and other sentimental crap the darkened chuckling of a certain thief king was heard…
"Oh, what's wrong Pharaoh? You look like you've seen a ghost! Looks like we're partners! " Bakura looked at the Pharaoh darkly as if there was a plot behind his 'smile', well his smirk anyway! "And now Pharaoh I have the perfect song plan for our audition. Let's do 'Payphone' by Maroon 5 & Wiz Khalifa, it explains our relationship perfectly. Not to mention we will make a lot of impressionable Fangirls very happy!"
"Do you think I care about Fangirls?! No way am I teaming up with you!" Yami screamed like a five year old girl and began to pout in the corner.
"Well, if you don't want to make it to the next round go ahead and I'll go further than you. And I bet I could get the midget to quit somehow..." Bakura remarked with his signature sarcasm to antagonise the pharaoh even more.
"I have to carry on to the next round then!" Yami said with defeat in his voice. "But if you do anything to Yugi that will harm him in anyway or get him kicked out of the competition, I will play another shadow game with you. And this time, Tomb Robber, there won't be any escape from the penalty game…"
"Alright, we have a deal then. For now…" Bakura retorted with bitterness shown obviously in the tone of his voice "Let's get to work then!"…
After a few hours of practice, Bakura and Yami felt they had the song down. They were now arguing over who was the sexier of the two.
As Bakura was bragging about the manly scar he used to have, Yami's head fell down and Bakura didn't notice the young pharaoh turn into his smaller counterpart.
"What!? Where am I? Why is Bakura here? I thought I was partners with those two Ninja Fangirls…"
"Isn't it obvious?! Your alter ego has the pleasure of being my bit-partner for the next round of the auditions! Anyway, the pharaoh and I are next for our audition so would kindly bring him back so we can perform our song!"
As Bakura finished Yugi's head fell down yet again and the Millennium Puzzle blazed slightly as Yami took over…
"Oh what is it now thief? Do you want me to find Marik so you could go 'play shadow games' together?" Yami remarked sarcastically as he tried to provoke Bakura. Once again, Bakura made a face that could only be described as an 'I'm going to kill you as soon as I can get the chance' face. But for now, they have an audition to do…..
"Yami Yugi and Bakura?," Katie the executive producer announced to the two. "It's time, Break a leg guys."
As they were walking through the halls to the stage both of them had the same thought of: "(When can I kill that annoying ass of a girl?)". The two of were so lost at the idea of mediocre torture to notice that they were in front of the four judges.
"Hello Yami?" Simon cringed as he said Yami's name and had a look of fear that could only be compared to a Christian priest looking at the Devil. "So what are you singing today?"
"Well, we are singing our own version of 'Payphone' by Maroon 5 and Wiz Kalifia" Bakura interrupted the obvious stare-off between Yami and Simon.
"Well let's begin then!..." Yami got the crowd going as Bakura scowled at him thinking about what the hell he was in for….
I'm in the puzzle trying to remember
All of my memories of Egypt
Where have the times gone
3000 years on, where are the plans I made to rule?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
The person I used to be
It's even harder to picture
That you're not my nemesis
You say it's too late to make up for it
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you plotted against me
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my 3000 years
You turned into a psycho
Now I'm the nameless Pharaoh
Still stuck in that time when we called it home
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm in the puzzle trying to remember
All of my memories of Egypt
Where have the times gone
3000 years on, where are the plans I made to rule?
If happy ever after did exist
I would've saved you from your fate
All those priests are full of sh*t
One more stupid duel and I'll be sick
You turned your back on tomorrow
Cause you never forgot yesterday
I gave you my word to borrow
But just gave it away
You can't expect me to be fine
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before
But all of our bridges burned down
I've wasted 3000 years
You turned into a psycho
Now I'm nameless Pharaoh
Still stuck in that time when we called it home
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm in the puzzle trying to remember
All of my memories of Egypt
Where have the times gone
3000 years on, where are the plans I made to rule?
If happy ever after did exist
I would've saved you from this fate
All those priests are full of sh*t
One more stupid duel and I'll be sick
Now I'm in the puzzle...
(Bakura)
Man work that sh*t
I'll be out stealing all the items while you sitting round
Wondering why it wasn't you who lost everything
It started in Kul Ena
Now when you see me I'm duelling
And all of items work with shadow magic
Telling me the chances of a new life or whatever you call it
Switched the number to my phone
So you never could call it
Don't need my name on Yu-Gi-Oh!
You can tell it I'm ballin'
Swish, what a shame your father could have changed your fate
Had a really good shadow game but you missed your last shot and lost
So you talk about me you see at the palace
Or what you could've saw
But sad to say it's over for you
Zorc pulled up valet open doors
Kitty like go away, got what you was looking for
Now ask me who they want
So you can go and take that little piece of sh*t with you
I'm in the puzzle trying to remember
All of my memories of Egypt
Where have the times gone
3000 years on, where are the plans we made for two?
If happy ever after did exist
I would've saved from you this fate
All those priests are full of sh*t
One more stupid duel and I'll be sick
Now I'm in the puzzle...
When they were finished, both Yami and Bakura's Ninja Fangirls fell to their knees and contracted CFS. They then were rushed to the nearest hospital, yet again. The whole crowd (even Simon) were up on their feet giving them a standing ovation and cheering. Simon was still shying away from Yami's gaze as if he was afraid Yami would play his games with him.
"Now you guys, will you leave for a minute so we can discuss your performance? Then we'll bring you back for our final decision for your fate in the XFactor." said Louis in his most dramatic leprechaun voice.
A few minutes later….
Yami and Bakura returned to the stage, with the anticipation and intensity in the air so great they could taste it. "After careful deliberations and thought, we decided you both are going to judges houses!" Tulisa announced as Bakura left without even acknowledging her praise. Yami thanked them respectfully and left the stage, and now it was set for Yugi's turn….
Now I'm leaving you at another cliffy will Yugi triumph or will he lose his soul to the shadow realm wait- that's the wrong game but, will he go to main place known as judge's houses or will he lose to his Yami? You'll find out I'm a about to summon it! BTW thanks to the Mann with the pwannn aka Dynamite and soup love ya mannn!