Yami's got the X factor!

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! Except the parodies and the madness and some of this madness has to been donated by the ever so generous Dynamite and Soup! Here we go….

As Yami left the stage he lowered his head and quickly switched to Yugi just as they approached the staircase. This action inevitably caused Yugi to fall.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmii iii!" Yugi fell completely flat on his face, but because he was an anime character, it only took a millisecond for him to recover.

"/Thanks a lot Yami,/" Yugi mindlinked sarcastically. "/Just remember, whatever happens to my body, you'll have to deal with it later. Also, the Fangirls will strike if they see weakness in us./" Yami had just gotten over the shock of working with Bakura and retreated peacefully back to the puzzle, all while silently mocking Yugi.

"/Ok Aibou , but it's time to prepare for your next performance./"

"Yugi Motou? You're next, break a leg kid!" Katie the executive producer announced. She then led Yugi towards the stage that was surrounded by Fangirls that didn't look too good…

"Hello Yugi, Yuki, and Kura. What are you singing today?" Louis asked innocently, while looking at Simon with interest to see how he would react to the young midget-twin.

"We're singing our own version of 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen." Kura and Yuki said in an eerie unison. Just as the instrumental started though, the two Fangirls had fainted and also contracted a near fatal case of CFS, due to over exposure to Yugi. They were immediately whisked off to the hospital in a very cartoon like fashion.

"Anyway, Yugi carry on with your performance," Simon said warily as he stared at the cause of several thousand Fangirl deaths and his own mental breakdown a few weeks ago…

"This is for all the puzzleshipping fans out there!" Yugi announced as the music restarted and he strutted his stuff around the stage.

I shared my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for this wish
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my head

That deck you're holdin',
leather pants, an eye glowing'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, Yami?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel me maybe?

It was hard to solve it ,
the puzzle Yami,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel me maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel me maybe?

And all the other duellists,
Try to face me,
But you're sharing my body ,
So duel me maybe?

You took your time with the mindlink,
I took no time with the duel
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my head

I duelled and shadow games
losing life points felt so real
Kaiba thought I wasn't real,
But you're in my head

the deck you're holdin',
leather pants, an eye was glowin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, Yami?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel?

It was hard to solve it ,
the puzzle Yami,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel me maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel me maybe?

And all the other duellists,
Try to face me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I needed you so bad
I needed you so bad
I needed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I needed you so bad
And you should know that
I needed you so, so bad

It's hard to solve it,
the puzzle Yami,
But you're sharing my body ,
So duel me?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel me maybe?

And all the other duellists,
Try to face me,
But you're sharing my body,
So duel me maybe?

Before you came into my life
I needed you so bad
I needed you so bad
I needed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I needed you so bad
And you should know that

So duel me, maybe?

As Yugi finished, millions of ninja Fangirls stormed towards the stage. Fortunately though, they contracted CFS when they had the stage within their clutches, as getting too close to the object of their affection was a cause of the disorder. After a few minutes of deliberation, the judges called Yugi back to decide his fate….

"After close deliberation," Tulisa announced, "and also taking into account the fact that both your teammates nearly died, we've decided that you're going through to judge's houses! Congrats Yugi!" As soon as the words left her mouth, the millions of diseased Fangirls congratulated him with the only thing they know how- GLOMPING! As they were quickly approaching, all that Yugi can think of is… "/REVENGE is a Bitch Yami!/" Yugi drops his head and the Yugi Fangirls found themselves in the midst of a full scale glomp with Yami…

In honour of Porky Pig, "That's all folks!" big thanks to DAS and sorry for the long wait, assignments have been piling on and I haven't had a chance to even look at my fics, until now…

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