Santa Baby

Be the Slender man in the red suit…

Your favorite time of the year had finally arrived! Christmas! The human holiday when everyone was filled with joy, where everyone rushed all about scavenging for different gifts to give to their loved ones, and when small white flakes fell from the sky…what were they called again?...oh yea, snowflakes. Karkat had mentioned them to you sometime ago, you guessed the only only reason he knew was because the John human had told him about it, but enough about them, you had to get back to focusing on more important things…like your job.

You plopped down in a large red chair with silver and golden tinsel wrapped all around it. Two large authentic candy canes sat at your left and right side, and glittery snowflakes hung from the ceiling. It was almost time to start, your eyes wandered around the store, you gave a small smile at all the impatient looking children waiting to sit upon your lap and tell you what they wanted for Christmas. You weren't going to lie, you were a bit nervous, was way too late to chicken out now. You took a deep breath, ,fixed your hat over your horns, and waited for the buzzer to ring that informed everyone that they could start allowing the children to come up.

The line started moving a bit faster than you thought it would. The first couple of kids were only one your lap for five seconds, they had started crying and were quickly removed by one of your assistance who stood by your side dressed as an elf. "Two more hours of this" you thought to yourself. You thought for sure this job would be a lot easier, but you were terribly wrong. Your legs were falling asleep, and you had a feeling you were going to have trouble walking later.

Be the blue lipped female in line…

"I can't believe you're making me do this!" you scowled at your best friend who was currently hanging onto your arm. You stuck your tongue out at her before turning your attention back to the man in red. "It's not a big deal, all you have to do is sit on his lap and take a picture" Terezi grinned. "So what do I get if I do it?" you took a step forward, you were getting closer to the man in the large chair. "I don't know, what do you want?" Terezi looked up at you through her red glasses.

"I'll let you know when I think of something" you sighed softly.

"It's almost your turn, don't chicken out" Terezi giggled with glee. You rolled your eyes before groaning and making your way up to see Mr. Claus. The two elves that sat on the opposite sides of Jolly Christmas stared at you curiously, this was after all an event for kids, and you were by no means a child.

You cleared your throat and plopped down on the man's lap.

"Well hello there miss" 'santa' spoke cheerfully. You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms. "I'm only up here because of a stupid dare" you grumbled.

"Oh, I see" Mr. Claus laughed awkwardly. "I just need to get a quick picture" you fumbled around in your bag trying to get your camera, but your bag was as deep as Davy Jone's locker, you were having a hard time finding it. You leaned back against the stranger forgetting for a moment that he was behind you. You finally found your camera, you tried your best to ignore the yelling of the impatient children along with their parents telling you to hurry up and to stop fooling around.

Your hands were shaking non-stop which didn't help at all when you attempted to take the picture. "It appears to have come out blurry" the man behind you whispered sending chills down your spine. "Y-Yea, I guess I should try it again" you laughed nervously and mentally cursed Terezi for challenging you in the first place. The King of the North Pole noticed your trembling hands and slowly slid his large gloved ones over yours steadying the camera. "Say Christmas" he whispered softly in your ear. You opened your mouth to say the word, but all that came out was a small squeak.

You were safe! The picture was taken, and you were free to leave Santa's lap now that the dare was over, but there was just one problem, you couldn't move. "Uhm, Miss?" Mr. Claus spoke softly from behind you. Your face burned with embarrassment as you looked around seeing all the stares you were getting, cold hard stares. "Are you alright?" the man whispered again, it was the last thing you heard him say before everything went black.

"Miss?...Miss?" you groaned and slowly opened your eyes when you finally came to. "Mmm, Candy canes" you mumbled softly. You heard the man laugh softly before he slowly pulled you up and handed you a bottle of mineral water which you gratefully took and began to drink quickly quenching your parched throat. "You gave me quite a scare back there" you looked up to meet his eyes, they were the most beautifully colored eyes you had ever seen. They were a mix of brown and gold, you couldhave stared into them forever if he hadn't have gotten your attention by clearing his throat.

You quickly shook your head and gave a small smile, "well thanks for coming to my rescue and everything, but I think I better go, my friend isprobably wondering where I ran off to" you slowly got to your feet and handed him half drunken bottle. "I'm happy I could be of assistance" he grinned. "You look familiar have I seen you before?" you tilted your head curiously. The man was quite for a moment before shaking his head and laughing softly, "I'm sure I would have remembered if we met before" you blushed at his comment before nodding and going off to find Terezi.

Be Gamzee…

You couldn't tell her, the truth was you had seen the girl before, her name was Vriska, you had seen her around a couple of times, but you had a feeling she thought that you were a loser, just what would she think if she found out you were playing Santa Claus. If that didn't make her think you were a loser, then she would have definitely thought you were some sort of creeper for sure. You groaned softly and watched as the beautiful girl with long silky brown hair walked off with her friend. You longed to talk to her, but you wouldn't know what to say, you shook your head and groaned loudly, you were such a pansy.

A couple of days had gone by since then, unfortunately you hadn't run into Vriska since your last encounter. It was Christmas eve, you should have been focusing on what presents to get your friends, but all you could think about was Vriska, it was driving you crazy. You stared at the blank piece of paper in your lap with the title 'Shopping List' at the top; you had been staring at it for two hours now. You needed a break, you needed time to think, or clear your head, whatever.

You pulled on your black leather jacket and a blue scarf before heading out. It was a lot colder than it had been a few days ago, you kind of wished you had grabbed a hat to cover your ears with, but you didn't feel like turning back now so you kept on walking. You passed carolers, and couples, and children running around with excitement. You passed frosted store windows, but didn't stop to look in any of them, you were headed to the pier your favorite place to smoke and chill.

You were so focused on getting to your favorite spot, you weren't exactly focused on where you were going and well-

"Ow! Hey watch where you're going!" came a very pissed off and very feminine voice. You mumbled a small apology before looking ahead only tosee the girl that had been stuck in your head all day. "Vriska…" you whispered softly.

"Do I know you?" she raised an eyebrow, You stared at her with wide eyes not really knowing what to say.

"Hello? Earth to weirdo" she snapped her fingers in your face as she tapped her foot impatiently waiting for you to return to reality, and eventually you did. You shook your head and gave her a small apologetic smile; "I'm sorry, uh, my name is Gamzee" you spoke softly. She wiggled her nose and nodded slowly, "Gam…zee" she said your name slowly, and gosh did you like how your name sounded coming out of her mouth.

"You smell like Candy Canes" she spoke bluntly after a few minutes. You nodded slowly, "oh uhm, yea…I've been eating them non-stop" you laughed softly. She gave a small smile obviously not really knowing what to say. God you were really screwing this up. "Well, I was just about to look in some of the toy stores…would you like to come along?" she raised an eyebrow. You flat out grinned, you didn't smile, you GRINNED.

"I would really fucking love that" You smiled and laughed softly before quickly grabbing her hand and pulling her into the nearest toy store.

"ooo they have trains!" she chimed as she pulled you towards the largest one.

"You like trains?" you asked a bit surprised, she nodded her head and smiled as the toy train started moving around the tracks shooting up steam from the smokestack as it went. You watched Vriska, she was too fascinated with the train to notice your stares, she was so cute it was almost unbearable.

Be Vriska…

You broke away from the train and turned you're attention to Gamzee. "Are you alright?" you laughed softly. You didn't really know if the Gamzee boy was staring at you, or into space. You waved your hand in front of his face, and when that didn't work you gently touched his face, and that snapped the boy out of his trance immediately.

"Sorry" He whispered before laughing softly, his scent was so familiar you almost wanted to get closer to him to identify it. "Shall we go to the next store?" he cocked his head to the side and gave what appeared to be a smirk.

The two of you spent the day looking around all the toy stores, you had never had so much fun in your life, but eventually it got cold, so cold you could see your breath in the air even with the smallest of exhale.

"You're shaking like a leaf, I should get you back home" the tall man offered. Your house was a little hectic with your roommates running cooking and cleaning for the large Christmas party tomorrow. "Listen Gamzee…" you looked down at the ground.

You licked your lips and sighed not really knowing how you should go about this. "Uhh, I know we don't really know each other that well, but uhm, my home is kind of…busy" you stuffed your hands in your pockets and clicked the heels of your shoes together.

Gamzee blinked confused, but then his eyes widened. "o-oh! Would you like to stay at my place then?" he smiled, even though it was growing dark you could still see the light purple-ish color that now swept across his cheeks.

"I mean I hate to intrude but-" you were cut off by a long slender finger being pushed against your lips.

"I would love it if you came over" he smiled before taking your hand and leading you to his house.

"Your hands are as could as ice" he whispered, you shivered and gave a short laugh as your teeth chattered together.

"My body is even colder" you whispered back, without another word you were scooped up into the tall slender man's arms. He was so warm; he was like your own personal heater. You leaned your cheek against his chest and closed your eyes.

"Am I heavy?" you whispered into his chest as you blocked your face from the cold wind that was beginning to pick up.

"Actually you're a lot lighter than I thought you would be" he leaned down and whispered close to your face.

You smiled and breathed in his delicious scent, you arrived at his house sooner than you would have liked, you had enjoyed being carried, and being close to him.

"Make yourself comfortable in the living room, I'll get a fire going" Gamzee gently placed you down on the ground and kicked off his shoes before heading over to the fireplace.

You kicked off your shoes as well and plopped down on one of the couches and starred at Gamzee as he stoked the fire. "There's something very familiar about you" you pulled your knees up to your chest and ran your fingers through your long hair.

"Oh?" if Gamzee had been facing you, you could have seen him smirking. You jumped off the couch and crawled over to the skinny boy. "You have this familiar scent" you whispered the two of you were now face to face.

Be Gamzee…

You were growing nervous, what would she say if you told…there was one way to find out. You kissed her cheek and leaned close to her ear; your tongue slithered out of your mouth and slowly flicked her earlobe. "Say Christmas" you whispered huskily.

She just stared at you and said nothing; she probably didn't know what to say. "Vriska, I'm sorry, I wanted to tell you bu-"

Soft blue lips pressed against yours, her hands found their way to the sides of your cheeks. You wasted no time kissing her back, soft sweet kisses turned into hot and needy ones. You pushed down till her back gently made contact with the carpeted floor beneath you. "Vriska" you panted softly, she looked up at you glazed eyes and gave a small smile. "If we continue, I'm not sure I'll be able to stop" you warned her.

"I don't want you to stop" was her only reply, and that's all you needed. You smashed your lips into hers before pulling away and trailing kisses down her neck. You watched as she slowly closed her eyes and sighed contently. You took the chance to pull of your shirt and pull up hers so that it revealed her stomach. You trailed your fingers around the newly exposed skin, though eventually you grew with just touching and felt the need to taste.

You gently kissed her tummy before quickly licking around her navel. You laughed softly at the small giggle you got out of her. "Someone's ticklish" you grinned before pulling her up and kissing her chin.

"Shut up" she smiled before pulling off her shirt and kissing your lips. "You taste like Candy Canes" she whispered.

"So I've been told" you whispered back with a small smile before running your fingers against the base of her spine. Your slender grey fingers moved upwards finding their way to her bra and unclasping it. "Are you sure this is okay?" you pushed her long hair away from her shoulders and stared into her eyes.

"Yea, it's fine" she replied softly. You pulled her bra the rest of the way off and threw it somewhere on the floor, you'd probably have to help her find that later. The next item of clothing you took off were her pants along with yours and so on. You slowly started to grind your hips against hers getting a small moan in reply. You leaned your forehead against her shoulder and panted softly.

The fun hadn't even begun yet and already the room was beginning to grow hot and steamy. Vriska turned her head and kissed your cheek before tugging on your ear with her teeth. You moaned and looked at her seductively. "Am I not moving fast enough for you love?" you grinned.

"You're going as slow as a snail" she giggled softly. You raised your eyebrow, "Oh really" you laughed softly before thrusting your hips forward Slowly pushing the head of your erection into her. Vriska screamed, but it wasn't a scream of pain. She dug her nails into your shoulders and gasped loudly.

You groaned and hid your face in the space between her head and her shoulder. You kept thrusting, the pace was slow at first, but then you sped up when you saw that she had gotten use to the feeling. After every thrust you moved your bony hips against hers. Her moans and gasps turned you on even more, you only wished you had some way to record them.

Her body started to shake, she was nearing her climax and so were you. You began thrusting a bit harder, and that's all it took to send her flying over the edge as she screamed your name which sent you over the edge as well. She panted softly and clung to your sweaty body.

"You're not hurt or anything are you?" you looked at her a bit concerned. She smiled and shook her head, "No, I'm alright, what about you?" she blinked up at you and tilted her head.

"I've never been better" you replied before rolling off of her and pulling her close to your chest.

"This has probably been one of the best Christmas' I've ever had" she whispered softly before yawning and closing her eyes. "I know what you mean" you whispered back. You watched the small brunette drift off to sleep, you would have gotten up and gotten blankets for the two of you, but you were so close to the fire you probably didn't need them.

"Good night Vriska, Merry Christmas" you mumbled before closing your eyes and drifting off to sleep. This was truly the best Christmas you had ever had, and you were definitely going to remember it for years to come.