SUNDAY

Ah, Sunday morning. What a day I tell you. You see dear readers, in the aristocratic period of Britain, many aristocrats are of the Christian/Catholic/Jesus-loving creed. Which was great and all, but not really Madame Sugamama's style, ya know what I'm saying brodda? So, while everyone else in town was off to church that Sunday morning, Madame Sugamama was lost in a deep sleep.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

But then, all of a sudden, suddenly, oh so suddenly, an unknown force was at stir.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD MORRRRRRNNNIIIINNNGGGGG SUGAMAMA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" yelled the unknown force.

Madame Sugamama fell out bed.

BADUM SSSS

She woke up in a daze. She turned her head looking around with a lost look on her face.

"What…..what….what….what…..what…..what….what is going on….on….on….on….on….on…on…here?" she said.

Now dear readers, you may be wondering, who was that damned unknown force who caused our dear Madame Sugamama to wake from her beauty sleep? Well, it was none other than the mansion's major-domo Gary-chan! Now you may ask who is the mansion's major-domo Gary-chan? Well, let me tell you. Major-domo Gary-chan is the head of the household staff and oversees the day-to-day activities of the rest of the mansion's staff. Quite a job I may add. He is fairly a capable man. Anyhow, let's get back to the current situation.

"Gary-chan! What is going on here?!" Madame Sugamama yelled in question.

"Ugh, gosh! I was simply waking you up Sugamama-sama." Gary-chan replied.

"Exactly! Why would you wake me on a relaxing Sunday morning? Hmm?"

"Well, you ARE the one who told me to do so."

"When did I?!"

"Uhh…yesterday. You said you were going to have brunch and Master Nic's today."

There was a pause.

"OH SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOT"

You see dear readers. Madame Sugamama was really trying her best to become more comfortable with society and overcome all of her anti-social aggressions. But it was quite arduous for her to do so. Master Nic was man she met at a gallery opening a few months ago, and they had been meeting every so often ever since. She wasn't quite sure if she had any feel-feels for Master Nic. But, one thing was for sure….he was super kawaii! Anyhow, the two had promised to meet for brunch at Master Nic's mansion for some tea and cucumber sandwiches. However, as you can tell, it had slipped from Madame Sugamama's mind.

"OH MA GOSH OH MA GOSH OH MA GOSH! HOW DID I FORGET? NIC-KUN! OH NO OH NO OH NO. WHAT DO I DO GARY-CHAN!"

"Don't worry, won't worry. There is still enough time. By the way, Master Nic said he might come over and pick you up. I got Butler Shou to prepare your clothes for you. So for now, head to the lavatory and clean yourself up! Look at that drool! YUCK!"

"WHAT THE HELL. YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST ZIP IT GARY-CHAN. YOU AREN'T TOO DASHING IN THE MORNING EITHER YA KNOW?!" Madame Sugamama yelled as she ran out the door.

But then all of a sudden, suddenly, oh so suddenly, Madame Sugamama bumped into an unknown force causing her to collapse onto the floor unconscious and lay there like a vegetable.

Moments later

"Sugamama-sama! Sugamama-sama!" yelled a voice.

Madame Sugamama slowly opened her eyes and saw what she could see. There stood a shadowy figure. There it stood leaning over Madame Sugamama with a worried look in its eyes. But, what's this? Madame Sugamama began to feel a feeling. A strange feeling. This unexplainable feeling started to fill up inside of her. Just what….what was going on…just what could this feeling be….?