THE CANTANKEROUS MAN (1)

There was Madame Sugamama rushing to get ready to meet Nic-kun. She put on her fancy little dress and put on some fancy little shoes and let her fancy little hair down. One could say the Madame Sugamama was quite a fancy little girl. Anyhow, let us return to the current situation at hand. Just as Madame Sugamama finished getting ready, an unknown force began to stir.

RING RING RING

No silly readers that was no telephone. That was the dreaded bell of the door. Yes, that's right, the doorbell. Madame Sugamama gasped.

"GASP!"

She then quickly rushed downstairs to the main entrance lobby foyer place. Gary-chan and Butler Shou were also there. The threesome just stared at the door wondering just who it could be.

"Oh just WHO could it be?!" Gary-chan cried out.

"I haven't a clue Gary-chan" replied Butler Shou.

"Me neither. Oh! But would someone just please open the door?" Madame Sugamama asked with fear.

The doorbell began to ring again.

RING RING RING

"Butler Shou, you do it. You are the butler you know…" said Gary-chan.

"I assure you, I am fully aware of that as well Gary-chan. But…"

"THEN OPEN THE DAMN DOOR" boomed Gary-chan.

Butler Shou then nodded and headed to the door. He took a deep breath and put his game face on and got ready for some major door opening action.

WOOSH

And just like that, Butler Shou grabbed the door knob and twisted it at an ever so precise angle and the used his mega muscles to pull the door open towards him causing a gust of wind to blow into the house and through his black hair making him look ever so dashing.

He then flashed his signature smile.

To his dismay, the visitor at the door was one he was not so pleased to see.

It was Nic-kun.

"HELLOOOOOOOOO" Nic-kun bellowed to Butler Shou.

Butler Shou was shocked to see what he had seen. Unfortunately Nic-kun was above him in the societal ladder if ya know what I mean so Butler Shou grumbled and slowly bowed his head.

"How do you do Nic-san" Butler Shou said.

"I do do fine kekeke" chuckled Nic-kun.

Butler Shou led Nic-kun inside the mansion to where Gary-chan and Madame Sugamama were standing.

"Oh Mr. Nic-san sir, what a surprise! What are you doing here?" Gary-chan asked.

"Well, uhm, I DID tell you that I would be coming to pick up Madame Sugamama for brunch…" he replied.

"When did you say that?"

"Yesterday. You even said it yourself in chapter 2."

There was a pause.

"Ah…yes..."

There was another temporary cessation of silence. This time Nic-kun spoke up…

"Well Madame Sugamama, shall we bounce?"

"We shall. But I must head upstairs and get my purse." Madame Sugamama said.

"Oh no no no no. I shall get it for you Sugamamasama." Butler Shou offered.

"Oh that will not be necessary Butler Shou," Nic-kun said. "I shall get the purse for her."

"Oh no no no no. I insist sir. I can get it for her," Butler Shou said. "I AM the butler, you know."

"No I will get it."

"No I can get it, sir."

"No I will."

"No I will, sir."

"NO I WILL!"

"No, sir"

"YES!"

"No, sir."

"LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG!" Nic-kun yelled.

The twosome then ran upstairs pushing and shoving each other. Madame Sugamama and Gary-chan just watched the spectacle.

"Nic-sam seemed like quite the connoisseur but now I am beginning to realize that he might just be an uncouth rich boy." Gary-chan said.

"Mhm. I'm not entirely sure either. But one thing is for sure….." she said

"HE IS SUPER KAWAII!" the two of them screamed together.