Title: Hell Is Little People
Rating: T
Spoilers: None
Prompt: hell is little people.
Hell Is Little People
It was some kind of conspiracy, Jane was certain of that. The petite dark-haired Senior Agent practically elbowed him out of the way just so she could get a look in on the crime scene. Not Rigsby, not Van Pelt, hell, not even Cho got the kind of contemptuous treatment from Lisbon that he did.
Still, it could be worse. He peered over her head, trying to absorb the details.
"You really are quite short, aren't you?" he muttered into Lisbon's ear.
Milliseconds later, her elbow shot into his gut, leaving him reeling.
"What was that for?"She raised an eyebrow. Jane had read somewhere, probably the internet, that 'hell is little people'. Obviously the person who came up with that saying was very well acquainted with a certain Teresa Lisbon.