Annoying Tales of Symphonia's Cast

by Dragoness-of-Air13

Inspired by a few fanfics, basically where I and any authors who contribute torture the cast of ToS or make them mad. Most of the characters will be in this and a few of my own. Supposed to be for fun and any who wish to join. Newest victim: Kvar!

2. Colette

Dragoness: Hihi!

Lloyd: You had sugar didn't you?

Dragoness: Nope, haven't had a sugar-high in nine years, but I can get hyper whenever, it's both weird and interesting(in my opinion). Oh and before I continue I'd like to apologize for last chapter. -Bows- That was one of my moments when I get really random and go off topic. Onto my first victim, so Lloyd, Enya disclaim please.

Lloyd: What?! No way!

Enya: Hell no!

Dragoness: Aww, come on. Please?

Enya: Again, hell no!

Dragoness: I gots a tomato!

Enya & Lloyd: Ahh! Okay, Okay! Dragoness does not own Tales of Symphonia! -Both run away-

Dragoness: Haha! If there is one weapon that will always defeat an Aurion, it's a tomato!

She's blonde, she's annoying, she's the Chosen who won't stop apologizing, It's COLLETE!

1. Force her to eat green peppers.

2. Acuse her of being a 'Mithos Imposter'.

3. Mistake her for Mithos, like in the beginning of the game.

4. Enya: "Hey look it's Mithos! Oh! No wait, it's just Collete."

5. Show her Shelloyd fanart/fanfiction.

6. Tell her Lloyd likes girls who at least have a chest.

7. Say Lloyd only dates girls who eat green peppers.

8. Show her the skit where she kicks a dog.

9. When she has her angel senses, give her a stethescope and yell into it.

10. Show her the fanart where she is wearing a dress and holding a purse made from Noishe. (Dragoness: And you call yourself an animal-lover Collete, well I for one am ashamed!)

11. Replace her chakrams with frisbees.

12. Make her eat one of my mother's stuffed pepers. (Dragoness: Man that shit is nasty! I won't even eat it!)

13. Tell her that Yggdrasill is really her father.

14. Tell her that Cruxis Lloyd is so much better than normal Lloyd.

15. Play the song U.G.L.Y around her.

16. Play the song Ugly Girl around her.

17. Tell her Lloyd is gay.

18. Show her Lloyd yaoi pics.

19. Constantly remind her that she failed the first part of the journey.

20. Dragoness: "Well you just died against Yggy again Collete, I should revive you ... on second thought, Nah!"

Colette: "You're mean, you meanie!!" (Dragoness: Yeah I know. Enya: That made no sense you two.)

21. Ask her how she keeps on tripping over nothing.

22. Ask her why she's always apologizing.

23. "So Collete, you hit puberty yet?"

24. Constantly remind her that she put a hole in the school wall.

25. Ask her why she believed a DVD is a weapon. (Dragoness: This is in a short video called "Professor Kratos's Private Lesson!" in the ToS DVD.)

26. Remind her how she broke the DVD.

27. Force her to read all Cruxis Lloyd fanfiction.

28. Play the song 'Sacrifice' by Tatu around her.

Suggestions from Enya

29. Die her clothes black. (Dragoness: And uh how is this torturous?)

30. Replace her clothes with Mithos's. (Dragoness: I doubt she would notice, they're too similar.)

31. Pluck her wings!

Dragoness: Well that's all I got. I'm personally surprised that I had so little, but hey I wanted to keep the dog abuse to a minamum. My next victim is Zelos! And I already have some for him. Thanks Neo-kun!

Enya: Oh I am going to enjoy the next chapter!