Dragoness: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Lloyd: Oh Martel, she's in her "Psychotic Mode".

Enya: Nope, she's just happy.

Lloyd: For what?

Enya: -Falls over anime style, then stands back up- Are you that stupid?!

Lloyd: What?

Dragoness: -Evil smirk- I'm torturing Zelos next!

Enya: -Start laughing evilly-

Lloyd: -Joins in with Enya-

Dragoness: Let's go! And I am actually glad I gots a few review for Zelos. Oh, I don't own ToS but Enya is mine, you may see duplicates in tortures from past cast.

He's loud, he's obnoxious, he's the biggest pervert on both Tethe'alla and Sylverant, IT'S ZELOS!!

1. Shave him bald

2. Tell him he and Lloyd are the most popular couple

3. Get him drunk at a gay-bar (Dragoness: No offense to homosexual people)

4. Video tape the night at the gay bar

5. Blackmail him with the video tape!

6. Tell Yuan that Zelos dissed the cape (Enya: O.O" Uh-oh!)

7. Call him a fem-boy

8. Call him gay boy

9. Show him all fanart where he is wearing dresses, maid outfits in particular

10. Show him all yaoi that contains him, fanart or fanfiction

11.Shelloyd

12. Lock him in the closet with my yaoi obsessed friend

13. Leave him with me when I am bored, I can be very evil (Lloyd: Don't I know it)

14. Cut off his 'Cheap spot'

15. Scream out "Pedophile" every time he talks to a little girl

16. Hire some guys that look like girls, pay them to flirt/dance with Zelos, take some pics and sell it online or use it as blackmail

17. Bribe (or in my case) Lloyd to flirt and act like he has a huge on Zelos

18. Tell him in the Status section of the game he looks feminine

19. Have him flirt with some girls and send their boyfriends after him

20. Have Genis 'accidentally' burn Zelos's hair

21. Tell Sheena that Zelos peeped on her

22. Tell Kratos, that Zelos is teaching Lloyd to become a pervert/peeping tom. Watch the fireworks!

23. Replace all his clothes with dresses and skirts

24. Play the Barbie is a Bitch song with him as Raul

25. Tell him that Sheena has declared her love for Lloyd

26. Tell him that he was mistaken for a girl when you first meet him, but before you hear his voice

Suggestions from Neozangetsu

27. Have gay guys give poor Zelos a lap dance while rubbing their 'junk' against his body. (Dragoness: O.o Um...wow. And I thought I was evil. XD)

28. Tell Zelos that Sheena practices french kissing on Lloyd at night.

29. Have Lloyd be Hugh Heifner and the girls (Colette, Sheena, Presea, and Raine) his bunnies.

30. Cut off his 'unit' and sell it! MWAHAHAHAHA! (Dragoness: This is way better than mine!)

31. Call him a femboy and make him wear Yggy's spandex suit for hours on end! (Dragoness: I can add onto this. Take a picture of this and use it for blackmail or post it all over it the internet. Enya: What about selling it to his fangirls? Dragoness: And have them become Yggdrasill fangirls? No way!)

Suggestions from Shiankumo Bani

32. Steal that there headband of his.

33. Introduce him to Rita from Tales of Vesperia. (Dragoness: I want to play that so bad! TT.TT)

34. Tell him that Rita finds him HAWT. Watch him atempt to flirt with Rita.

35. Rita gets -beep- off. She spams Tidal Wave or Meteor Storm. Zelos gets owned...yeah...Pain + ZelosYay! n.n (Dragoness: So true on the last part! I like it when he suffers)

Suggestions from Li-chan0767

36. Shave him bald (Dragoness: Wow that seems very popular.)

37. Make yaoi jokes about him and Mithos/any other male apart from Lloyd to his face ( Li-chan0767: No Lloydie, simply because he would enjoy it too much XD) (Dragoness: True, Li-chan, true)

Dragoness: Well that's all I gots. TT.TT I'm so ashamed of myself. -Begins to bash head into nearest wall-

Enya: Sorry this happens all the time

Dragoness: Oh well at least it's more than Collete! Review People! Please!

Enya: The next victim is ... -drum roll- Pronyma!

Pronyma: Oh joy.

Dragoness: Get out of here!! -Begins pound on Pronyma with school bag filled with all school text books