Dragoness: Sorry for the few years delay but so much has happened.
Enya: 'Bout frickin time you're back! -Smacks Dragoness's head-
Dragoness: OOOOWWWWW! -Holds head while glarin at Enya. Turns back to readers when pain ceases- I won't go into detail about what has happened over the last few years but I will say that I have finally graduated High School and have started college so I'll update a story once a month. Oh yea, I'm back to using WordPad again.
Enya: -Sarcastically cheers-
Dragoness: -Ignores the redhead- Anywho, time for the usual disclaimer. Tales of Symphonia is not mine, none of the characters or plot belong to me. There that's done and out of the way. Now onto my next victim:
She can summon dead female zombies, she's a Dominatrix and Beast Tamer Wannabe, It's Pronyma!
1. Call her PronyMAN
2. Tell her that the ring around her adds pounds to her appearance
3. Call her a Dominatrix wannabe
4. Remind her that she was the one who wounded Yggdrasille
5. Tell her that Yggdrasille is into little boys
6. Tell her she wears too much make up
7. Constantly ask Pronyma why she doesn't have wings like Yuan and Kratos
8. Ask her HOW she's part of Yggdrasille's angels
9. Show her all Yaoi fanfiction/fanart staring Yggdrasille
10. Show her all the clips where she's put in her place
11. Call her PONYma
12. Go around telling people Pronyma is a Madonna wannabe (not to be offensive to Madonna fans)
13. Replace ALL her clothes for black Dominatrix clothing
14. Tell her that Phillia from Tales of Destiny pulls off green hair waaaaay better than her (suggestion from a friend, I've never played that game)
15. Say that Kratos is Yggdrasille's bitch and not her (Warning you may want to run from Kratos however)
16. Tell Pronyma that leotards were sooooo decades ago
17. Ask her if she's a ballerina because of the fact that she's wearing a leotard
18. Give her a pic of Yggdrasille (as a child) and Genis together
19. Shave her bald
20. Cut her hair and style it like a mohawk
21. Repeat first step of 20 but style it as a mullet
22. Accuse her of being a pedophile due to the fact of Yggdrasille originally being a child
23. Remind her how it was Yggdrasille who KILLED her
24. Constantly follow her around and ask repeatedly why she wears so much make up
25. Ask her what corner she's working every night
26. Play the songs Ugly Girl and U.G.L.Y every time she's around (took these from Colette's obviously)
27. Ask if Yggdrasille is her pimp
28. Call her an ass kisser
29. Go around telling people her hair is a wig
30. Ask what her sexual preference is considering she's always "coming for the Chosen"
Suggestions from mandrakefunnyjuice
31. Claim the S&M Desian costume was all Pronyma's bit.
32. Confuse Pronyma with an 80's glam band singer, and refuse to admit she isn't. Because she is...just look at that goddamn hair.
33. Find a mirror and tap it to Forcystus' ass. Then tell her Forcy wants her to kiss it. Watch the ensuing chaos.
34. Fabricate I.O.U.'s by Pronyma, and call the police.
35. Pronyma: Oh, Lord Yuan, I didn't know you were here. Have you come for the Chosen?
Us: No, because he's not a lesbian pedophile, you psycho bitch!
Lloyd: Psycho-bitch, psycho-bitch, you're a stupid bittchh!
36. -When Pronyma dies-
Colette: Th-that's so cruel...
Us: Don't fret, Colette, you've made the world a better place. She deserved to go to Hell.
37. Wonder out loud why she doesn't have wings, and then assume it's because she didn't perform well enough for Mithos, if you catch my drift.
38. And finally...
Pronyma: I've come for the Chosen On-
Us: You lesbian whore! Lloyd, she's just trying to take advantage of Colette because Colette is stupid and doesn't have a soul!
Lloyd: (gasp) DIE!
Suggestions from MFJ
39. Call her "PronyMAN" (Already got this so Yay! Glad someone else thought of this)
40. Call her a slut
41. Sick Kvar on her
42. Tell her Yggdrasill's gay
43. Or if that doesn't work, tell her that he wants to sleep with his sister
44. Tell her you can call Yggdrasill "Mithos"
Suggestions from Neozangetsu
45. Stick a sign on her back that says 'I TORTURE MY BOYFRIENDS'
46. Stick this sign over her other sign if the other doesn't humiliate her enough, 'Will date for gald'
47. Neo: (dreamy starry-eyed hearts look) WOW... you're HOT!
Pronyma: (blushes)... R-Really...?
Neo: NO! (Bags her head many times) HIDE YOUR SHAME!
48. Mithos: And now you die, Pronyma! (charges up a energy ball)
Neo: WAIT!
Mithos: (angry) What is it now?
Neo: Let me do something first damnit! (walks up to Pronyma) ...(KICK!) RUN AWAY! (runs out the room)
Mithos: W-What? (sweatdrop)
49. Neo: Wow Pronyma, I didn't know you had it in ya! You obviously 'ride' Yggdrasil's coat-tails in more ways than one.
Pronyma: And what's that supposed to mean?
Neo: Nothing... (whistles innocently) It's an innuendo! UvU
50. Get someone to wear hear outfit and mock her with it.
Ex. Actor: Oh Yggy-sama! (hearts)
Neo: OH GOD! IT LOOKS SO REAL! (runs away)
Pronyma: (eye twitch) Oh yes... how very, very funny...
Actor: Back off sister! I'm getting paid 10 dollars for this! I don't care how much it burns me but I WANT MY MONEY!
51. What is with the weird headware? INSULT THE HEADWARE!
52. Put a mustard gas bomb into her makeup. Watch her choke slowly and die. BWAHAHAHA!
53. Call her emo and ask her if she cuts herself.
54. Tell her that Raine's cooking is more bearable than she is.
55. Pronyma: I've come for the chosen.
Neo: HOLY SHIT! SHE'S A LESBIAN WHORE! GET COLETTE AWAY FROM HERE!
(Chosen's group runs away like headless chickens)
56. Lock her in a room with a naked Zelos! Oh the torture!
57. Mock her attacks! (ex. MAYONASIUM!)
58. Okay, she loves Yggy, he has the body of a 14 year old, and the mind of a retarded baby. She is like what 30? 40? THAT IS SO WRONG! PEDOPHILE! PEDOPHILE!
59. Ask Kratos if she ever hit on him in whenever you meet her. Watch him shudder in disgust and laugh your ass off!
60. FLASH HER! WATCH AS EVERYONE FINDS OUT HER SECRET OF BEING A TRANSEXUAL! BWAHAHAHAHA!
61. Dye all of her clothes a disgustingly evil color! Like pink!
-End-
Dragoness: Well that's it! And I would like to give a big "Yaaaay!" at the fact that this is the most for any annoying! I'm so proud of myself and the readers! You are all a big help to me!
Pronyma: -Hiding in a dark, dark corner-
Dragoness: Okay I would like to mention that every five victims I will hold a chapter for those that wanted to torture the cast but didn't get the chance to say before I posted. So after Rodyle (thank you mandrakefunnyjuice for the correct spelling :D) add on to the other five torturees. And I'm sorry if I spelled Yggy's full name wrong, that's usually how I spell it so I'll work on the correct spelling.
Next up is K'var! And next month I'm working on Double Trouble!
Until we meet again! (Enya: HEY! What about ME?)