Dragoness: Lalalalalalalalala~ it's time to annoy another character, another character, another character. It's time to annoy another character, I wonder who it'll be~
Loki: According to your list, it's K'var's turn
Dragoness: I know who's turn it is! I just wanted to sing an annoying song. Why don't you disclaim this chapter for me Loki?
Loki: Fine. Dragoness doesn't own Tales of Symphonia in any way. The plot and characters belong to Namco, with the exceptions of myself and Enya.
Dragoness: On with the annoying~!
He's vile, He's a pest, He's the biggest dick in all of the Tales of Symphonia, it's K'var!
1. Compare him to a cockroach
2. Call him a failed Germany (It's the brushed back hair I tell you!)
3. Tell him he failed at looking like Spock
4. Call him a failure of being a love child between Spock and Kirk
5. Constantly remind him how Kratos, who has a superior rank compaired to him, killed him
6. Call him a Malfoy Ripoff (The near white hair and brushed back hair you see when you first meet Malfoy)
7. Remind him how he was defeated by humans (Lloyd and Kratos)
8. Dye his hair pink
9. Change his uniform to either match Rodyle or Magnius's lackeys' uniforms. Afterall one took over his project and the other is more brawn than brains
10. Call him Pronyma's bitch
11. Call him Rodyle's bitch
12. Tell all his underlings that he gave them 4 months vacation WITH pay
13. Release all prisoners when there are no minions around
14. Constantly nag him how Yuan is better with the lightning attacks and looks sexier
15. Accuse him of ripping off Forcystus's machinaries when fighting
16. Remind him how Kratos helped Anna escape
17. Remind him how Kratos and Anna managed to reproduce before being captured
18. As him how many times Rodyle did his ass (because from what I've seen Rodyle gets the better deal when it comes to the Angelus Project)
19. Call him a coward for destroying Luin
20. Tell him that closed eyes is sooooo outta style (seriously at least one character in animes and video games have closed eyes)
21. Shove his lightning rod up his ass and see if he likes getting shocked by it
22. Force feed him Raine's cooking
23. Chain him up and release his prisoners. Let them have all the money and items in his base to pawn off
24. Lock him in a closet with Russia (Seriously that guy tortures people with a SMILE!)
25. Force him eat England's cooking (The guy's cooking is just as bad as Raine's if not worse, according to Hetalia at least)
26. Accuse him of failure to imitate Gin from Bleach
27. Tell him that Gin is a waaaaaay better villan than he is
28. Chain him up, force him to watch shows that highlight friendship, helping others, being nice and sharing. Shows like My Little Pony and Barney
29. Make him watch shows like Spongebob, Adventure Time and Regular Show. Watch his IQ dramatically decrease
30. Have all his enemies wear rubber
31. Allow Pronyma to run his ranch
32. Replace his staff with one that shocks him (like those joke pens)
33. Demand he removes the stick from his pompous ass
34. Demand to know where he got his Brittish accent
35. Follow him around and constantly call him degrading names such as Sparky, Lightning Rod, Shocky and anything else you can come up with
36. Shake his hand with one of those joke hand shocker things
Suggestions from Lawliet Aurion (Author of Xross Academy and NO not his OC)
37. Ask him if he acts like a dick just so Pronyma will use her whips on him
38. After doing number 29, have him spend a month recovering his brain cells
39. Ruin the newly reborn brain cells by repeating number 29. Keep up the cycle until bored
Dragoness: Hm, not that much this time around... Well honestly I can't say I'm surprised seeing as how it was just me and Lawliet
Lawliet: But hey, look at it this way! Maybe next time we can come up with more!
Dragoness: Anywho, next up is Rodyle! And remember after him I'll have a special chapter where if you missed any previous cast and had ideas, I'll post them. Review if you have an ways to torture Rodyle or any cast members I've already annoyed.