Annoying Tales of Symphonia's Cast

by Dragoness-of-Air13

Inspired by a few fanfics, basically where I and any authors who contribute torture the cast of ToS or make them mad. Most of the characters will be in this and a few of my own. Supposed to be for fun and any who wish to join. Newest victim: Kvar!

6. Rodyle

Dragoness: Well it's time to annoy yet another character~! Today's victim: Rodyle!

Presea: Is it wrong of me to feel enjoyment from this?

Dragoness: Nope, not at all. It only makes you more human. Anywho, you want to disclaim for me?

Presea: If it will lead to the tormenting then why not? Dragoness does not own Tales of Symphonia, that includes it's characters, plot and anything like that. So far Enya and Loki are the only property of Dragoness. Please enjoy the story.

He's a cockroach, His cloak adds over one hundred pounds and he looks like a hippy-wannabe!

1. Call him a hippy (Seriously before he talked I thought he was one! Long hair and tiny glasses!)

2. Accuse him of imitating one of the members of the Beatles

3. Imitate his nasally voice

4. Mock his nasally voice

5. Call him a hunchback

6. Demand he loose a lot of weight (If you don't look under his baggy cloak, you'd think that is his actual body shape)

7. Mock him for turning himself into a monster

8. Constantly remind him how he lost Presea and Colette to the group

9. Demand why he's not for love and peace due to looking like a hippy

10. Remind him of how he failed the Angelous Project (when K'var techincally succeeded with Anna)

11. Shave his head (I seem to favor this one... I swear no creativity)

12. Braid his hair

13. Steal his hippy glasses

14. Steal his cloak thing

15. Accuse him of doing drugs

16. Demand to know where his drugs are hidden

17. When he denies the fact that he has drugs or does them, remind how he injected himself with some strange liquid

18. Force him to wear a dress

19. Replace all his clothing with Pronyma's

20. Introduce him to weed or things like that, watch what happens from there

21. Remind him how Pronyma is a higher rank than he is (He looks and acts really sexist in my opinion)

22. Tell him that Yggydrasille cared about getting Colette for Martel's body more than his (Rodyle's) Angelous Project

23. Tell him to get more happy

24. Call him Violet, Blueberry, Lilac or any other purple based name

25. Tell him that some random hippy demands to have his/her glasses back

26. Say his uniform color is puke green

27. Give him a shit load of tye-dye shirts

28. Demand he wear the tye-dye shirts

29. Play the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song whenever he's around

30. Play "They're coming to Take Me Away" around him

31. Steal all his dragons

32. Tie him up and release all the dragons in his captivity while shouting "Be free! Be free from the cockroach hippy!"

33. Force him to eat soy products and tofu foods or anything vegatarian/vegan (I apologize to those who like these kinds of food, I don't so I figured this would be torture for Rodyle)

34. Report him for Child Labor/Abuse as well as Animal Abuse (I doubt he would care though...)

35. Find as many annoying/cute songs as you can and tie him down all while playing the songs in his ears

36. First knock him unconsious, then when he's unconsious burn all his research and labs

37. When he comes to from after 36, tell him that Pronyma or K'var did it

38. If he doesn't believe you from 37, tell him that they forced you to do it or else you loose all your prized possession

39. If he STILL doesn't believe you from 37 and 38, tell him the fire breathing pixies (or any rediculous creature/being) possessed you and made you do it

40. Instead of knocking him unconsious in 36, chain him down and make him watch as you destroy and burn all his resaearch and lab

41. Ask him if shows like Adventure Time, Amazing World of Gumball, Annoying Orange and Spongebob were all his ideas when he was experimenting with chemicals (I SERIOUSLY hate these shows and think the reason they were created was because the creators were High/On Drugs. If you like these IQ droping shows then hey all the more power to you for having a high tolerance)

-End!-

Dragoness: Well I'm done with that guy, not that there isn't much to this list... Oh well -Shrugs- Next chapter is where you can add your ideas to any of the past victims, here's a list in case you need a reminder:

- Colette

- Zelos

- Pronyma

- K'var

- Rodyle

See you all next chapter!

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Before I forget, I need help with my other stories so I'm open to all ideas! I lost my inspiration to write my ToS stories, I blame my Gamecube breaking down and not having a Wii