MUCH NEEDED EDITING!
Chi-chi stormed down the hallway searching for the one called Skylar Jones. Where does she get the audacity to announce her business. She thought about suing. Chi-chi turned around and saw one of Skylar's groupies.
"WHERE THE HELL IS SKYLAR HIDING!" Chi-chi screamed as she slammed Skylar's groupie against a locker
"Rule number one of the Skylar Jones fan club, never snitch her out!" The brown haired girl shouted.
"Stop that stalker bullshit and tell us Mia." 18 shouted as she picked her up by the collar of her shirt.
"I… Can't….. Breath." Mia mumbled.
"Just tell us and you're free to go." Bulma responded.
"Okay… she's in…. the bathroom….. Fourth floor." Mia finally answer.
18 let her go, Chi-chi and Bulma started to run up the stairs.
"If I find out your lying, your ass is grass." 18 threaten as she glared at her and ran after the two girls.
The girl began to cry never has she before been so scared in her life.
"Hey you, have you seen three girls, one with blonde hair, one with black hair, and the last one with blue hair all looking like their about to kill somebody?" Krillen asked addressing Mia.
"They went to the girls bathroom on the fourth floor." Mia answered with terror.
"Thanks!" Goku answered as he ran off.
Vegeta and Krillen followed him.
"Why don't we let the women kill that Skylark girl." Vegeta asked.
MEANWHILE GIRLS BATHROOM
"Hahaha ya shoulda seen the look on her face Sky." Emma laughed (don't forget she has a southern accent and Emma has a British accent.)
"Con't believe she's pregnant." Harper said.
"How can't you believe it… she's a whore." Skylar retorted.
"Well we betta get going before they try to pulla fast one on us." Emma said as she grabbed her bag.
The three girls were two feet from the door when Chi-chi busted threw the door and jumped on Skylar and started to pull her hair red hari. Skylar's friend Emma and Harper joined in.
"Oh no you don't." 18 yelled as she jumped on Emma and Bulma tackled Harper.
"YOU LOW LIFE BITCH!" Chi-chi screamed at Skylar in between punches.
Skylar flipped over and pinned Chi-chi to the ground and started to punch her in the gut. 18 was about to help Chi-chi out but Emma had pulled her by her hair and slammed her into the wall.
"YA ASS IS MINE YEE HAW!" Emma shouted as she kept pounding 18 in the wall.
Just as Bulma thought she won the fight with Harper, she kicked her in the back which caused her to hit her head on the sink.
"I'm not done with you." Harper snickered.
Chi-chi finally had enough she kicked Skylar in the stomach which caused her to fall a couple feet back. Chi-chi got up and started to stomp Skylar in the stomach.
"How do you like it now?" Chi-chi asked in between stomps.
Skylar just yelled in pain.
"Shit!" 18 Yelled as she hit the wall again as Emma laughed at her pain.
When 18 hit the wall again she grab Emma's arm and used all her power to swing her in to one of the bathroom stall doors. Before had a chance to get up 18 had knocked her out with one last punch.
"That'll teach you to mess with us again you bloody skank." Harper snickered as she lifted Bulma by her hair. Just as she was about to punch, Bulma had grab her arm and twisted it
"BLOODY HELL!" Harper yelled in pain.
Bulma just laughed and gave one last punch.
"HEY, don't start the fight with out us." Krillen said as he entered the bathroom out of breath.
The boys took a minute to look at the scene. A little too let to record it!
"Took you harpies long enough." Vegeta responded with a smirk.
The three girls blushed.
"Hey I got an idea… how about we go slash their car tires." 18 said as she wipe some blood from her check.
"Good idea." Bulma replied as she ran out the bathroom out of breath.
The two girls followed her smirking evilly.
"Let's go." Goku said as he headed out the door.
"What about them?" Krillen asked.
"Just leave them there if the women find out that we helped them their going to kill us with their shrieking." Vegeta answered as he crossed his arms over his chest and walked out the bathroom.
MEANWHILE PARKING LOT.
"FUCK IT UP! FUCK IT UP!" Chi-chi cheered as 18 slashed another tire.
The girls giggled..
"Their never going to mess with us now." Bulma chuckled.
"I think we should put a bomb in Skylar's car so when she starts it she'll die and burn in hell." Chi-chi insisted while her right eye twitched.
Everyone sweats drop and moved away from Chi-chi. She had finally lost it.
"First of all Chi, where the hell are we going to get a bomb at, and second isn't that a bit much?" 18 asked.
"NO, she tried to beat my baby out of me." Chi-chi shouted and used her hands to protect her stomach.
"Evil bitch." Bulma mumbled and clinched her fist.
The three girls laughed.
"I'm hungry and sleepy." Chi-chi whined.
"Well how about we skip school and go to my place, my folks aren't home." Bulma suggested.
"Sure!" 18 and Chi-chi replied.
"Can we join?" Krillen asked.
"Took you long enough." 18 responded.
"Sorry." Krillen replied with his hand behind his head.
"I'm tired Goku, carry me to Bulma's car." Chi-chi whined.
"Okay." Goku said as he lifted her up and headed for the car.
"See he is already starting to d everything she says." Krillen pointed out.
"When doesn't Kakarott obey his master." Vegeta snickered and walked to the car followed by the others.
BULMA'S ROOM.
"It's so hot in here." Chi-chi complained as she turned on the air condition.
"Are you kidding me its like two degrees in here." Bulma responded as she shivered.
"Six more months 18... You can do this." 18 mumbled to herself and rocked back and forth.
"I'm going to sleep." Chi-chi yawned as she fell on top Bulma's bed.
The five other teens waited till Chi-chi fell asleep to start talking.
"How about we play Truth or Dare." Bulma suggested.
"Sure." Krillen and Goku responded.
Vegeta just Hmphed.
"Okay I'm going first… Goku T OR D." Bulma asked.
"Truth."
"Hmmmm… Is it true that you are going to be a man and stay with Chi-chi through her whole pregnancy?" Bulma asked, she's been waiting a hundred years to asked that question.
"Of course." Goku answered.
"Okay, your turn Goku." Bulma said
"Umm 18... T or D." Goku asked,
"D of course." 18 answered with a grin
"I DARE YOU TO KISS BULMA ON THE LIPS." Goku dared.
"ARE YOU CRAZY KAKAROTT!" Vegeta shouted. There was no way in hell his woman would kiss a women.
While the two guys were arguing 18 kissed Bulma on the lips.
"Ewe." Krillen scoffed.
They boys sweat dropped.
"Vegeta truth or dare?" 18 asked.
"Dare, and I forbid gay stuff!" Vegeta replied.
"I dare you to…" 18 smirked, "Tell us why you like Bulma!"
Bulma blushed and Vegeta turned pail.
"At least one thing." 18 added.
Vegeta hesitated, "Because she's smart and I can copy her work."
"Jerk!" Bulma shouted and slapped Vegeta on the arm.
"Okay Chrome Dome, Truth or dare?" Vegeta asked Krillen.
"Um… Dare." Krillen answered.
"I dare you to jump out the window and die." Vegeta said.
Everyone looked at Vegeta.
Five rounds later and everyone got bored.
"Hello everyone!" Chi-chi greeted.
"Morning sleeping beauty." Bulma greeted.
"CHI-CHI MAU WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOUR DOING GETTING PREGNANT BY THAT IDIOT." A strange woman yelled and busted through Bulma's door.
"HEY!" Bulma shouted.
It was Chi-chi's mother.
"YOUR PREGNANT AND MISSING SCHOOL. You better march your ass right on down to the abortion center right now missy." Chi-chi's mother yelled and pointed at the door.
Mini Mau, middle age woman, waist length shiny black hair, dark eyes, and one tough cookie. She is very hard on Chi-chi since she's her only child, and the fact that Mini's a lawyer.
There was a silence.
"No!" Chi-chi yelled. First time in history Chi-chi disobeyed her mother's orders.
Everyone was in shock.
"What did you say?" Mini questioned.
Another silence.
"No!" Chi-chi screamed on the top of her lungs.
"I'm scared." Krillen whisper as he hid under the bed.
"Wimp." 18 whispered.
"YOUR NOT KEEPING THAT THING!" Mini yelled as she pointed to Chi-chi's stomach. "YOU'RE 17 AND IMPREGNANTED BY A RETARTD."
"This thing is MY baby.. And your GRAND CHILD. AND HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT GOKU." Chi-chi retorted.
"You little brat I want nothing to do with that thing." Mini shouted in distaste.
"FINE if that is how you feel than I'm moving out!" Chi-chi screeched as she tried to hold back her tears.
"Where you going to live, you ungrateful little brat?" Mini replied.
"With Goku!" Chi-chi answered.
"Hey don't bring me into this, I'm scared of your mother." Goku whispered.
Bulma hit him in the back of the head.
"Hey what was that for?" Goku whispered loudly.
"Hmph, you think he's going to stay with you. Once things started to get tough he'll be right out the door." Mini barked at Chi-chi.
"Dad didn't do that." Chi-chi retorted.
"That's because your father was a man when I had you.. Not a boy." Mini said as she looked Goku up and down and walked out the room.
There was a awkward silence. Chi-chi thought about all the mean things her mother said then she broke down in to tears.
"MY MOTHER HATES ME." Chi-chi yelled in between sobs.
18 and Bulma ran to her side.
"It'll be alright Chi." Bulma said trying to comfort her heart broken friend.
"Yea you have Goku and us." 18 added.
"I'm scarred you guys." Chi-chi responded as she finally stopped crying.
"Don't be you have loving friends who care deeply about you especially Goku." 18 said
"Yea.. You is smart… You is kind…. And You is important." Bulma said in a southern accent as she wiped the tears off Chi-chi's face
Everyone started to laugh (THE HELP :D)
5 HOURS LATER.
The six teens were talking about there good old times in 7th grade.
"Haha remember when we had to do that chemistry project and it exploded.." Krillen said addressing Goku.
"Oh yea.. My hair was green for two weeks." Goku said with his hand behind his head.
Everyone laughed except Vegeta he just smirked.
"Remember when Bulma had to wear head gear and glasses." 18 said picking up an old picture of Bulma up.
It was with Chi-chi and 18... Bulma was wearing a green shirt that said princess she had a big thing in her mouth( head gear 'cause she had braces) and point Dexter glasses and her hair was in a pony tail. 18 was wearing a pink cupcake shirt she had long blonde hair acne on her checks and she had glasses. Chi-chi was wearing a Hannah Montana shirt she had short black hair she had acne on her forehead pink braces and pink glasses.
Everyone laughed except Bulma.
"Look at you two.. At least I didn't look like I had the chicken pocks all over my face." Bulma teased
Everyone laughed except Chi-chi and 18.
"Hey Vegeta, Killen look at us when we were 13.." Goku said as he pulled another picture.
Goku had a hot wheels shirt on and his hair looked REALLY nappy and he also wore glasses and had acne on his cheecks. Krillen was wearing a stick figure shirt and he had really long hair he also had really buck teeth and he wore a retainer. Vegeta was wearing a red shirt his hair was still spiky but he had REALLY crocked teeth."
"What happen to your hair baldy?" Vegeta question with a smirk.
"What happen to your teeth?" Krillen question back.
Everyone laughed except Vegeta he just flipped Krillen off.
"Bulma honey, are you and your friends hungry we have a lot of food for dinner tonight." Mrs. Briefs asked.
"YES!" Goku answered as he ran down stairs.
"Never keep Goku away from his food." Chi-chi said as she followed him.
Every one laughed (except Veggie head you know him ;]) as the went down stairs.
"Come on dears, I made burgers." Mrs. Briefs announced.
Bunny Briefs, the air head blonde everyone know and loves. She wasn't the smartest cookie in the jar, but boy could she cook and clean. Bunny was one hundred percent house wife material.
"Eat as much as you want boys." Bunny insisted but was a little to late Goku and Vegeta were already stuffing their mouths full as well as Krillen.
"Chi-chi dear, I heard your having a baby, how sweet." Bunny congratulated,
"You're the only adult I know who is ecstatic about the baby." Chi-chi said and took a seat at the table.
"Babies are a beautiful thing, and I'm not the one to judge." Bunny replied.
"See B this is why everyone likes your mom." 18 said and took a bite of her burger.
Bunny blushed, "So sweet, Oh Bulma dear, your father told me the plans you made were genius."
Bulma smiled, "Where is daddy?" Bulma asked.
Bunny frowned, "He's away again."
Bulma frowned too, her mother thinks her father is having an affair again.
"But don't fret he'll be back soon."
After dinner.
"Man your mom is excited about this baby." Chi-chi said as sat on her bed.
"Yea she always asking when me and Vegeta are going to get married." Bulma whined.
"I'm going to go change into my P.J's." 18 said as she walked into Bulma's closet.
Chi-chi and Bulma followed.
"Man.. Mrs. Briefs sure does talk a lot." Krillen said as he entered Bulma's room.
"Yea, especially about marriage and babies." Goku add.
"Hey, where are the girls?" Krillen question as he laid on Bulma's bed.
"Probably in the bathroom, since they cant 'go' by themselves." Vegeta sarcastically answered as he sat on the bed.
"Hey I almost forgot what are you guys going as for the costume ball…. I already call superman." Goku asked as he sat on the bed.
"That BS is for weaklings." Vegeta retorted.
"Come on Veggie.. It'll be fun." Krillen replied.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Vegeta shouted
"Sorry Vegeta…. And I think I want to be Michael Myers." Krillen said.
"How about you Vegeta?" Goku asked.
"Umm I don't know.. Batman." Vegeta said nonchalantly.
Goku and Krillen started to crack up.
As the boys were laughing the girls attacked them while they were distracted and started hitting them with pillows. For a while the girls had the advantage, till the boys took their weapons and started hitting them. After five minutes of fighting the girls gave up.
"Okay you guys.. You win." Chi-chi said out of breath.
The girls laid out on the bed.
"Awe you guys are already tired." Goku whined.
"Well Goku carrying a child inside of you drains the energy out of you." Chi-chi retorted
"We should go outside and play Live Out Loud." Krillen suggested.
"It 11:23 at night." Bulma complained.
"Don't be a party pooper women." Vegeta responded as he pulled her out of bed.
"Come on Chi it'll be fun." 18 said as she got out of bed.
"What ever." Chi-chi answered.
OUTSIDE
"It's cold out here." Bulma complained.
"What do you expect in the middle of October." Vegeta answered sarcastically.
"How about we make teams.. Boys versus Girls." Goku suggested.
"Yea. What ever someone has to do their whole team has to do it as well." Krillen added.
"Cool." The three girls said
"Okay ladies first….. Boys I dare you to go to someone's house ring their door bell and….. Ask to borrow some condoms!" Bulma ordered trying her best not to laugh.
The guys slightly blushed and walked to the nearest door. Vegeta ranged the door bell and an old woman appeared.
"Hello youngsters, what may I do for you?" She asked.
"I was wondering?.." Krillen said.
"If we could um…." Goku said.
"Borrow condoms?" Vegeta asked.
The old woman stared at the three, "HARROLD HELP!"
The boys jumped off the pouch and ran with the girls behind them.
Once far enough the stopped in front of the bus stop and they all started laughing.
"Harpies you must…. Knock on every door on this block and scream the British are coming." Vegeta commanded.
"That's easy." 18 said and ran to the nearest house.
The girls did their dares with screaming and loud banging on doors and people cursing. Within five minutes they heard police sirens and saw flashing lights.
"Run!" Everyone screamed and ran to the direction of Capsule Corporation.
The teens made it to Capsule Corporation out of breath and most scared out their minds.
"Man the police ruin everything." 18 chuckled.
"Is it okay for me to be running?" Chi-chi asked.
"You only a day pregnant." Bulma argued.
"Let's take miss preggers here to bed." 18 insisted while walking up stairs.
"You two have till my second trimester to make all the pregnant jokes." Chi-chi announced.